1990

• Adam moves into the neighborhood.

1996

• June - Liam moves into the neighborhood.
• Summer - Liam introduced to Magic: The Gathering.

1997

• January 17 - Zelda brought into Adam's family.
• Liam cries after witnessing Daisy kill a bird.
• The boys discover Chex Quest.
• Liam is obsessed with SimAnt.

1998

• December 24 - Liam recieves the hat on Christmas Eve.
• Adam hits Liam with a golf club.
• guy with the 13-inch wang put into use.
• Marcus dumps all the ammo in Adam's lawn.
• Sewer Toy incident.
• Marcus and Adam play with Uncooked bread dough.
• Bush Jumping invented.
• kelly humped his hat invented by Adam.

1999

• Liam recieves StarCraft for Christmas.
• Adam makes 2000 pops bet with Liam.
• Pokemon is discovered.
• Tape Recorders come into use.

2000

• If you drop that I'll have your head
• Love Notes
• Ball Hittin 2000 invented.
• Gladiator Manager discovered.
• Biker Kid moves into the neighborhood.

2001

• June 17 - Liam becomes a goon.
• Summer - The AML Wrestling Federation is started.
• September - Liam starts school at Clackamas High School.
• December - Liam and Adam start playing Racquetball.
• Mittens found and put to sleep.
• nerd glasses worn by the three boys.
• The idea to make AML: Hardcore Revolution is realized.

2002

• I'm a snowman too!
• Adam becomes a HIP at Washington Mutual.
• The Chocolate Donut Incident
• Adam and Liam start kicking the board.

2003

• September 2 - Memento pictures taken.
• September 15 - AML: Hardcore Revolution released.
• October 12 - Windy City Heat airs for the first time.
• October 19 - Adam moves half a mile away to his new house.
• November 8 - Liam gets his video camera on eBay for $265.
• Nathan Parnell adopts gotcha as his catchphrase.

2004

• June 29 - Adam becomes a goon.

2005

• March - Liam comes up with the idea for AMLopedia while sitting in AP Chemistry class.
• March 11 - Fieldball invented.
• August 31 - Adam makes american soccer players bet with Liam.
• December 5 - AMLopedia ported to MediaWiki. This allowed for image uploads and various upgraded features. The AML Timeline was added.
• December 6 - the board is removed after the cherry tree that it was attached to was chopped down.
• December 24 - The Mean Microwave is released.

2006

• January 20 - Adam moves into the Cockhouse.
• March 17 - AML archnemesis Janelle Alexander suddenly and unexplicably moves two houses down from Liam.
• March 19 - Liam, bored on the last day of his spring break, is rooting around in his room and finds an old CD with a goldmine of previously lost AML stuff, including pictures, sound files, text documents, and old AIM conversations.
• May 12, 2 PM - Liam takes his last final, becoming eligible to find out what american soccer players means.
• May 14 - Liam realizes he forgot to remind Adam about american soccer players. A new bet is made.

2007

• March - Adam moves into his new apartment with Kyle McDaniel.
• May 9 - Liam finds out the story behind american soccer players.

2010

• March 1 - AML and AML: Hardcore Revolution uploaded to Vimeo for mass consumption.