- January 17 - Zelda brought into Adam's family.
- Liam cries after witnessing Daisy kill a bird.
- The boys discover Chex Quest.
- Liam is obsessed with SimAnt.
- December 24 - Liam recieves the hat on Christmas Eve.
- Adam hits Liam with a golf club.
- guy with the 13-inch wang put into use.
- Marcus dumps all the ammo in Adam's lawn.
- Sewer Toy incident.
- Marcus and Adam play with Uncooked bread dough.
- Bush Jumping invented.
- kelly humped his hat invented by Adam.
- Liam recieves StarCraft for Christmas.
- Adam makes 2000 pops bet with Liam.
- Pokemon is discovered.
- Tape Recorders come into use.
- If you drop that I'll have your head
- Love Notes
- Ball Hittin 2000 invented.
- Gladiator Manager discovered.
- Biker Kid moves into the neighborhood.
- June 17 - Liam becomes a goon.
- Summer - The AML Wrestling Federation is started.
- September - Liam starts school at Clackamas High School.
- December - Liam and Adam start playing Racquetball.
- Mittens found and put to sleep.
- nerd glasses worn by the three boys.
- The idea to make AML: Hardcore Revolution is realized.
- I'm a snowman too!
- Adam becomes a HIP at Washington Mutual.
- The Chocolate Donut Incident
- Adam and Liam start kicking the board.
- September 2 - Memento pictures taken.
- September 15 - AML: Hardcore Revolution released.
- October 12 - Windy City Heat airs for the first time.
- October 19 - Adam moves half a mile away to his new house.
- November 8 - Liam gets his video camera on eBay for $265.
- Nathan Parnell adopts gotcha as his catchphrase.
- March - Liam comes up with the idea for AMLopedia while sitting in AP Chemistry class.
- March 11 - Fieldball invented.
- August 31 - Adam makes american soccer players bet with Liam.
- December 5 - AMLopedia ported to MediaWiki. This allowed for image uploads and various upgraded features. The AML Timeline was added.
- December 6 - the board is removed after the cherry tree that it was attached to was chopped down.
- December 24 - The Mean Microwave is released.
- January 20 - Adam moves into the Cockhouse.
- March 17 - AML archnemesis Janelle Alexander suddenly and unexplicably moves two houses down from Liam.
- March 19 - Liam, bored on the last day of his spring break, is rooting around in his room and finds an old CD with a goldmine of previously lost AML stuff, including pictures, sound files, text documents, and old AIM conversations.
- May 12, 2 PM - Liam takes his last final, becoming eligible to find out what american soccer players means.
- May 14 - Liam realizes he forgot to remind Adam about american soccer players. A new bet is made.
- March - Adam moves into his new apartment with Kyle McDaniel.
- May 9 - Liam finds out the story behind american soccer players.
- March 1 - AML and AML: Hardcore Revolution uploaded to Vimeo for mass consumption.