Mystery Science Theater 3000/Recap/S05/E19 Outlaw

Film watched: Outlaw of Gor aka Outlaw

Servo: Say, fellas. There sure is a lot of skin in this movie, isn't there?
Mike: There sure is!
Crow: Yet, despite all the acres of flesh in this film I just can't come up wit' a woid to describes it.
Servo: Well, I can!
Mike: You can?
Servo: Why sure!

Servo: It's breastakaboobical, chestakamammical, pendular globular fun!
Mike: Fleshical orbular, moundular, scoopular?
Servo: Right-o! That's the one!
Crow: Is it gluteal maximal, tushital crackular, bunular morning 'til night?
Servo: Well you're absotiglandular, fanny-fantastical, mastokafleshular right!

All: It's an arealogical autoerotical tubular boobular joy!
An exposular regional, batchical pouchular fun for girl and boy!
A latisimal dorsical, hung like a horsical, callipyligical ball!
Crow: The most bunular funular!
Mike: Fruit of the loomular!
Crow: Frenchical tongular!
Servo: Wabitaboobular!
Crow and Mike: Movie of them alllllllllll!

Servo (simultaneously with Crow and Mike): (Funular bunular, fruit of the loomular, frenchical tongular, wabitaboobular!

—Fleshical orbicle, smorgasti-boobular, tushobutt cheekular ball!)

All: Hey!

This episode features examples of:

• Drinking Game: Servo suggests drinking every time the annoying sidekick says Cabot's name. According to IMDB the name is said fifty-five times throughout the entire movie, mostly by the sidekick.
• Getting Crap Past the Radar: The lyrics to Tubular Boobular Joy (quoted above).
• Notable Original Music: The Tubular Boobular song quoted on this page.
• Title Confusion: The title Outlaw was only used for this episode. It was released elsewhere as either Outlaw of Gor or Gor II.