Homestuck/Haiku

> COMPOSE POETIC COMMENTARY OF A FAR EASTERN KIND

You proceed to write
simple yet elegant words
regarding this work.

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"Look, a webcomic!
What does this [S] thingy mean-"
Your mind has been blown.

—SMARTALIENQT

Four kids play a game.
Moments later, they find out
the game's playing them.

—Joseph Staleknight

Twelve alien kids,
playing a game of high stakes;
Welcome to Hivebent.

—Joseph Staleknight

Four children, one game.
That sounds simple enough, right?
Not simple for long.

—King Zila

The Sims meets EarthBound
That's how Andrew explained it.
Better Than It Sounds.

—Replis Monathin

One Troll has gone sane,
Trying to kill all the rest.
Run from the HONKing.

—JK Roo

Go on, get some sleep
Let us be tangle buddies!
Never sleep again.

—Palhinuk

Disc One had five acts.
Disc Two will have two acts more!
...If we can find it.

—Joseph Staleknight

Hey bro, new update!
Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!
...It's been scratched, sadly...

—Wikkit

First it was just John
Then the zodiac appeared
Try to save your life

—Calamity Jane

Once dead, now alive
Born from green miles destruction
Arisen Anew

Four friends and a game
It will be so much fun guys
Then we start dying

By Potato4

Twelve trolls and twelve signs
It seems so obvious now
Trolls: our zodiac

By Rosemarie

This is really dumb
Andrew why you gotta mock
us so much. it hurts.

—Katana

With future haiku
Please don't use any spoiler tags
it's a new standard

—Katana

Regarding Homestuck
You can be sure of one thing:
All puns are plot points

—Qualtagh

An omniscient Doc
Who mocks us with his white text
gets creamed by Hussie

Like really no joke
Beats up the narrator
Stop trolling us man

-Potato 4

End of the Act's here.
Time to sit back, relax, and--
DID THE SITE JUST CRASH?!

—Joseph Staleknight

Okay, much better.
Mirror's stable, now to watch--
Oh holy shit what.

—Joseph Staleknight

All that ever was
And all that ever will be
Drifts into the Sun.

Brand new universe.
Guardians switch out with kids-
Guess what happens next.

-Nanakiro

Puns, plot points, madness.

What the hell is going on.

Quirky kids and trolls.

Go forth, unnamed child,
and fulfill your destiny.
Everyone's confused.

Will the journey end
in victory or defeat?
Only Andrew knows.

(Except, not really;

he just pulls it out his ass.

Goddammit, Andrew.)

—Ambey

- Ambey

What is this nonsense
Praises surely oversung
... HOLY FUCKING SHIT

—Andreus

Four-thirteen, six-twelve,
Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;
Numbers everywhere!

—Joseph Staleknight

E%quisite Mind Screw,
Time Travel, weird plot, and buckets.
So glubbing awesome.

- Lokie

"It was me and Jake,
And we wrestled tenderly"
Cool story, Brobot.

—salixbabe

We are all obsessed.
First we crashed Andrew's website.
Then down came Newgrounds.

—Pyro Forge

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