Memetic Sex God

The hero of horny 12-year-olds everywhere.

"It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time."

—Sarrolyne on the power of David Bowie's Area, Metaquotes

The less Squick-inducing cousin to the Memetic Molester, this is a character who, in fandom's eyes, can instantly get laid by giving anyone a look and a suggestive wiggle of the eyebrows. This character may be a Casanova, a Chivalrous Pervert, a Femme Fatale, a Casanova Wannabe or a Kavorka Man (or maybe even a Chaste Hero) in-canon, but in the wilds of fandom, the character's The Pornomancer.

The distinction between this and Memetic Molester is that while the Memetic Molester will lay anyone whether they want it or not, this is the character to whom everyone, no exceptions, willingly submits.

Examples of Memetic Sex God include:

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Anime and Manga

  • Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam: Paptimus Scirocco, who seduces battle-hardened female pilots over to his side with a single glance. This is not an even an exaggeration - he does this canonically.
  • Inuyasha: Just reading Sesshoumaru's name instantly dissolves your virginity away.
  • Everyone's furry for Liru and Renamon.
  • In Gun X Sword everyone wants Carmen 99 and Fasalina all for themselves.
  • To say nothing of the title character of Ranma ½ who gets this treatment in both his girl form and male form. Probably the only example where you can truly say everyone is straight for Ranma.
  • "Norio Wakamoto can make a woman orgasm from just his voice alone" - Anonymous.
  • There is no such thing as a straight girl, just one who has yet to meet Ryou of ZLAY.
  • Ai no Kusabi's Iason Mink inspires orgasms by simply existing. And if he's being voiced by seiyuu Kaneto Shiozawa, you WILL lose your virginity.
    • Iason can undress you with his eyes.
  • M16 agent Jack Bancoran from Boku Patalliro! can literally shoot sexy beams out of his eye balls. Nuf said.
  • Pokémon—Gary Oak: You cannot ignore his girth.
    • Giovanni is a buffet of manliness.
    • More minor example in Giselle from the anime's ninth episode:

Giselle: I'm the top student in the beginning class of the most exclusive club in the world, Pokémon Tech. It's sad that others aren't blessed with my beauty, my talent, my humble attitude. People call me a star, but I'm just Giselle!

  • If one is to believe the fangirls, Youko Kurama of Yu Yu Hakusho is a sex god, despite no conclusive evidence either way.
    • Although, at least in the dub, when Kurama transforms at the tournament the announcer chick begins fangirling herself, ending one rant with "Who IS this Love God!?"
    • There is also a scene in the episode where Shishiwakamaru versus Genkai and you can see there are HUNDREDS of fangirls in the stadium, calling out his name except one of them mentions something akin to "He's no Youko but..." "Don't be so fickle blondie!"
  • According to the A Certain Magical Index fandom, pretty much everybody wants a piece of Kamijou Touma as they one by one fall to the Kamijou Disease and join his Unwanted Harem. His right hand will shatter your illusions and make you realize he's the one for you.
  • Ayase of Okane ga Nai. It's practically canon. Fans are of the opinion that he releases pheremones that make everyone want to jump his bones.
  • Haruka Kasugano in Yosuga no Sora can make women orgasm just from his presence alone. And guess what? This just happened in episode one.
  • Both 2chan and /a/ are a wee bit obsessed with Kotetsu T. Kaburagi from Tiger and Bunny, going as far as declaring him the ultimate Hot Dad, buying out the stock of the real-life brand of cologne he uses, and naming a fetish for Adorkable older men after his Fan Nickname.

Anonymous: Nobody can resist the Oyaji Moe

Comic Books

  • Storm of the X-Men is considered this among some circles. Man, Woman, Alien, if it has a pulse (and occasionally not even that) people are hot for her and the attentions are oft returned.
  • Tony Stark, full stop.
    • Wizard once published... uhhm... let's call it a "frak-chart" that showed the reach of Stark's penis (going with the theory that if you sleep with someone you've basically slept with everyone they've ever slept with). It went up to Galactus. Here's the link. [dead link] According to the chart, Stark has had 9 sexual partners, only 2 of which have connections to all those other characters (including Galactus). Seems like we should really be impressed with Black Widow and Wasp here. After the Marvel/Disney merger, jokes abounded that Stark would have his way with each and every one of the princesses.
  • Let's not forget The Goddamn Batman. His main strategy when approaching a female foe is to seduce the shit out of them.
    • That's pretty much Catwoman's usual MO too. Which makes the scenes between the two of them all the better, because they both obviously are attracted to the other, but is trying very very hard not to admit it.
      • And now with Batman Incorporated, they're not even trying any more.
    • And let's not forget his wards:
      • Dick Grayson - The finger stripes. The finger stripes. And, of course, there's everything else.
      • Jason Todd. Because angst is hot.
      • Tim Drake. Every girl and some boys want to finally, finally deflower that boy.
      • Damian. The kid's ten, and a good portion of the fandom likes aging him up so they can lust after him and that sword.
  • Brandy from Frank Cho's Liberty Meadows. Seeing her stretch is tantamout to having sex, you'll want a cigarette afterwards.
  • Nikolai Dante is certainly this. He was partly based on Errol Flynn after all.

Fan Works

  • Duke Devlin in Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series. Almost every single line of dialogue involing Duke, regardless of if it is about him or if he's the one speaking, is a sex joke. And every time he talks "Sexy Back" plays. EVERY time. And in his first episode, we were treated to this voiceover:

Male Voice: Warning: This episode contains copious amounts of Duke Devlin. Women with heart conditions are advised not to look directly at Duke Devlin. This also applies to women without heart conditions. He's very pretty. See! See how pretty he is? He's very pretty. I'd like to run my fingers through his hair. And I'm just a voice.

    • And later in the same episode:

Tea: Have you heard about that new student? They say he's the sexiest thing since sex."

    • As of episode 51, Duke now has a single line of dialogue that doesn't have his theme music. It's still a sex joke.
  • Fans of the Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater fan webcomic The Cobra Days has turned the creator's version of The Fear like a memetic sex god. Even the creator of the series drew herself multiple [dead link] times [dead link] molesting him. Oddly, Fear in her comic is a Depraved Bisexual, and other characters react to him as if he were disgusting.
  • In PITCH, a Death Note fanfic, Light, but, surprisingly, L is even more so.
  • Naruto, how many people has he been paired off with?
    • Rule of thumb: If you can name the character, Naruto has been paired with him/her/it.
  • Shirou is an in-universe example in The Hill of Swords. Later used for political advantage: "This is what happens when you start rumors about someone being some kind of sex god: people try to pray to them."
  • Once Upon A Time Abridged has Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold. Rumpelstiltskin has dated Snow during her college days and been married to Ruby. His alternate Mr. Gold has a reputation for having dated every single woman in Storybrooke with the exception of Ruby (Who tries to hard), Granny (Who refuses his advances) and Emma (Who is creeped out by him). By episode 14, he's so bored that he's even asking the nuns, whom he doesn't even consider human. There's even a motto "It's impossible to go back once you've gone Gold".

Films -- Animation

  • You can't have a trope like this without mentioning Jessica Rabbit, who's not bad but just drawn that way.
  • Beauty and the Beast: Everyone wants to get with Gaston. Except for Belle.
  • Nightmare Before Christmas: Jack Skellington. Everyone, but everyone would turn necrophiliac for him.
    • Well, come on. He does have a pretty snappy tux.
      • All hail the Pumpkin Pimp.

Films -- Live-Action

Shatner: It's all there; maps, pass codes.
Eric:How did you score all this stuff?
Shatner: Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score anything.

Literature

  • Depending on which corners of the Harry Potter fandom you trip across, Snape, pimp king.
    • Or Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Sex God. Particularly when he wears leather pants.
    • And don't forget about Sirius Black, who fandom has an annoying habit of turning into Casanova With A Wand.
  • Warrior Cats: Not fandom-wide, but among his fans Hawkfrost is definitely a Memetic Sex God.
  • Pride and Prejudice: Mr Darcy. Ooh, Mistar Darcy!
  • The name's Bond. James Bond. It's canonical.
    • It's often been said of him that every man wants to be him, and every woman wants to be with him. Memetic Sex Godhood was pretty much inevitable for him.
      • Jack Reacher from Lee Child's novels has quickly stolen some of James Bond's thunder. His tagline in the books is 'Every man wants to be him, every woman wants to be with him.' Your Mileage May Vary when he's played by Tom Cruise in the upcoming film.
  • Women are powerless against Conan the Barbarian's sheer animal magnetism.
  • The Star Wars Expanded Universe features this regularly: In addition to the Big Three and Lando, there's Jacen Solo (Just look at the cover for Destiny's Way!) and Jaina Solo (for the threesome subtext in Denning's work). Corran Horn can be one, but it has all the markings of a Forced Meme. Oddly enough, the latest one, Ben Skywalker, canonically hasn't had sex with anyone yet (although he's been flirted with plenty, and in Ascension, he gets his First Kiss).
  • Watson has earned the occasional Fan Nickname 'the scourge of three continents', due to lines from said narrator about having ... experience... of women from, well, three continents. Plus extreme vagueness and inconsistencies on Arthur Conan Doyle's part manage to imply that Watson has three separate marriages over the course of the stories.
  • Finnick Odair from The Hunger Games is an in-universe example.
  • I hear Harry Dresden is so hot, he melted Arctis Tor.
    • Everyone asks Carlos what it was like to ride Dresden's dinosaur.
    • They say that everyone wants Lara Raith. Lara Raith wants Harry Dresden.
      • This one isn't even memetic, it actually is true.
      • Harry once used a kiss from Lara to fuel his magic.
      • Carlos claims to be this, but is actually a virgin. Lara nearly takes him on the spot, in front of Harry and the driver.
    • The Summer Lady dresses up in leather for Harry Dresden, and the Winter Lady dresses in lace.
      • The last summer lady did everything she could to keep Dresden's head in her lap.
    • I hear Marva got a tan to appeal to Dresden.
    • I hear his smile makes Tera West want to have kittens.
    • The Denarians had him all tied up. And wet.
    • Molly, the daughter of the Fist of God and Harry's apprentice has hots for him. Everyone notices except him. He once ended up giving her CPR while she was topless. While his girlfriend let herself into his house. She wasn't angry. There was acid. It Makes Sense in Context.
    • Harry had someone living in his head who could look like anyone or anything. He's had her tied up and on her knees and has "made out" with her.
    • Harry has half of the fairy queens trying to get in his pants. No, literally, the immortal kind.
    • Harry had sex with Mab. Period.
    • Thomas Raith. Full stop.
      • All White Court vampires of house Raith are in-universe sex-demon-hybrids, and their leader is an in-universe literal incarnation of this trope. He was the (in-universe) Ur Example of the Kiss of Death. The White Court Vampire with the most screen time is Thomas, Harry's brother,, followed by Lara Raith, his sister. Harry and Thomas hang out a lot.
      • Harry met Lara on the set of a pornographic film. She was acting.
      • Thomas was fired from practically every business in Chicago because women kept throwing themselves on him, getting him fired.
    • Did you hear about Dresden and Arianna's steamy session?
    • Harry was in Molly when he was a ghost. Lampshaded.
    • Sadly, most of this is purely Memetic Mutation. Harry's a nerd, only had two solid girlfriends in his life ( Elaine and Susan; Luccio doesn't count), and turns down more supernaturally-hot girls on a regular basis than most of the other examples here get. Lampshaded on a regular, self-deprecating basis.
      • It bears repeating that most of it is memetic. A little less than half, but still a reasonable chunk, of the girls mentioned above (and a couple who weren't mentioned at all) actually do want Harry. And as mentioned, Mab actually got him... For now.
  • Twilight: While not really all that attractive, tough, or romantic, Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are both lusted after by both teenage girls, and their middle-aged mothers.

Live-Action TV

  • In Firefly, everyone besides for Shepard Book (as far as I know) has been shipped with River. Rayne, Malver, Raylee, Crazy Space Incest (AKA Simon/River), and those are just the ones with Portmanteau Couple Names. We just haven't though the rest of the names up. This is mainly because you can see UST between her and all of them.
  • The Doctor of Doctor Who is a part canonical, part Mutation example. Nearly every single one of his numerous companions can be said to have been in love with him with little creative interpretation, not to mention recurring characters (the Master, especially), one-time characters and even people met or mentioned in passing. In fandom this ranges from being an intensely charming and charismatic person that attracts everyone whether intentionally or not, to a Casanova surpassing even Jack who seeks to shag everyone in time and space at least once.
    • This is more a facet of the new series than it ever was of the old one. While some companions from the older series might be seen in that light (Romana being the most obvious), most incline far more towards seeing him as a surrogate father figure sort of character (and some, like Peri, literally had their backstories written with that in mind). Trying to cast some of the younger companions (like Vicki, Victoria, Zoe, or Ace) in a more romantic vein actually borders on extreme Squick.
    • The fact that his Gallifreyan regenerations only cause there to be neverending new facets to his personalit[ies] only adds to the effect. One can only imagine what kind of distaff counterpart situations will arise once/assuming his daughter starts her own regenerations.
  • Jack Harkness is probably the reason why Everyone Is Bi in Torchwood. (Well, the women don't need to be bi to want him, but they are anyway. He's walking aphrodisiac.)
    • Regarding that parenthetical remark:

"Contraceptives in the rain; God I love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. Never doing that again."

  • Spencer Shay on iCarly. The amount of women he's hooked up with is in the low to mid 20's. From a kid's show with about 60 odd episodes where he's not even one of the power trio main characters.
  • Dean Winchester of Supernatural has demons whispering in his ear that he's "just edible," human women helping him escape prison just because he bats his pretty lashes, and angels... Well, the man has cut himself a slice of angel food cake. Is it any surprise that fandom tells Chuck Norris jokes about him - "Dean Winchester once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands." - and regards him as the Launcher of a Thousand Ships?
  • Sylar from Heroes (a.k.a. Gabriel Gray), despite some of the fandom regarding him as creepy, has been shipped with almost every character in the series at some point, usually Mohinder Suresh or Claire Bennet. It helps that the larger section of the fandom that doesn't regard him as creepy finds him incredibly sexy.
  • Ace Rimmer of Red Dwarf... What a Guy! He's also one in universe.
  • Brazilian soap opera actor José Mayer. "Zé Mayer Facts" about his superhuman sexual prowess became popular, specially on Twitter:

Rock stars often autograph fans' breasts. Jose Mayer autograph uteruses.
Seven days after José Mayer watched The Ring, he got a phone call. It was Samara, saying she was pregnant.
José Mayer gave a bailout to all the world's sperm banks.
José Mayer is the reason DNA tests are only 98% accurate.

  • Stand and salute for Joan from Mad Men! Christina Hendricks and Matthew Weiner have acknowledged this, particularly when discussing the scene where Joan's roommate confesses her love for her. According to them, if fan reactions to Joan's hotness are anything to go by, that probably wasn't the first time a woman has hit on Joan. Also, let's not forget the most important tip in Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women: "Basically, be Don Draper."

Straight from Mad Men there's Joan
Ah, the curves she has shown
It would make a blind man say 'damn,'
She could turn a gay straight--
Oh wait, never mind, there's Jon Hamm!

  • Magnum, P.I. Tom Selleck in his full prime driving a Ferrari around Hawaii with the Badass Mustache
  • Agent Derek Morgan from Criminal Minds.
  • Chuck Bass of Gossip Girl is one of these; a major plot point in Season 3 revolves around his ability to pick up anyone, male or female in five minutes or less.
  • DCI [dead link] Gene Hunt of Life On Mars/Ashes to Ashes fame. Macho, sexist and not averse to kicking in a nonce or three; when he tells you to "Get in the Quattro!", you get in the Quattro. If anyone else pulled that level of misogyny and political incorrectness, they'd be instantly lynched, but not the Guv. And as long as he 'stays out of Camberwick Green' he can get away with anything because he is DCI Gene Hunt; Sexiest Man Ever. Fact.
  • Mahou Sentai Magiranger: Hikaru/Magi Shine can seduce your Love Interest away from you, while you're standing right there, just by smiling at her.
  • The X-Files: Alex Krycek. I challenge you to find a fanfic in which Krycek appears and doesn't end up in bed (or up against a wall) with someone.
    • Someone or several someones, if the proportion of Krycek/Mulder/Scully fics is any indication.
  • Eliot Spencer from Leverage has slept with a woman from every profession known to man and absorbed all their knowledge through osmosis.
  • Sanctuary: Dr. Helen Magnus could flash that famous Amanda Tapping smile at a stick, and a contingent of fans would immediately start shipping Helen/Stick. Besides, throw ten darts into the regular and recurring cast of Sanctuary, and nine of them will strike a character who has canonically lusted after Magnus at some point. Of course, at least four of them would have hit Nikola Tesla, but even so...
  • Sherlock gives us John "Three Continents" Watson, who seems to be a memetic sex god in-universe, as well as out.
  • Mention to many British men that Susanna Reid is presenting BBC Breakfast this morning and watch them start to pay very close attention.
  • Nancy Botwin on Weeds. So many hot guys slobbering over her, it's like a gender-reversed Axe commercial.
  • Damon Salvatore of Vampire Diaries. He's also a king of Crossovers.

Music

Some artists are cool and make people feel rock'n'roll, and some artists make ladies ovulate. [Josh flashes his trademark look at the camera] He just reversed my vasectomy, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm your doc, doc, d-d-doctor Dick! And I'm gonna heal you with my fay-bul-ous stick!

  • One word: Gackt. Not only do his appearances on TV create a boost in ratings amongst female viewers, he has also been voted Japan's sexiest man, best looking in a suit, best looking in a kimono, best looking in a tuxedo and best looking as a samurai.
    • And was also voted by Japan as having the 4th most-desired skin. Pretty good for a guy who is pushing 40 and has slight acne scars from when he was a teen.
    • It's not just in Japan, of course, as nearly any female (and quite a few of the males) who know of him will gladly tell you.

Myths & Religion

  • Older Than Feudalism: Apollo really, really gets around. A lot. So do most male Greek gods, although few are as pretty as Apollo.
    • Likewise, everyone gets around with Zeus, whether they want to or not.
    • Venus/Aphrodite, surprisingly, is more into causing other people to fall in love/lust.
    • Heracles. All of the above (in the Greek myths) are actual god(des)s, where as he fit this trope even in mortal life. Sure he ascended to deity status after death (not to mention, being a child of one), but not after having "Obtained the Golden Fleece" of many a woman and man.
  • From Norse Mythology, Loki. He has both fathered children, and given birth to Odin's horses.
    • And his daughter Hel, goddess of the underworld. Well, one half of her, anyway; the other half's Medusa-like in the way that it freezes men with horror.
  • Lakota mythology has, on a sliding scale from Memetic Sex God to Memetic Molester, Okaga the south wind (embodiment of masculinity); the sun god Wi (keeps mistresses); the trickster Iktomi (Depraved Bisexual); and Gnaskipeya (even more depraved, but no stories of him having sex with men).

Tabletop Games

  • Slaaneshi daemons in Warhammer Fantasy Battle and Warhammer 40,000 are a paradoxical version of this that borders on Mind Screw; viewing them will cause you to want them, even if you recognise them as the warp-spawned monstrosities that they are. Slaanesh being the god of (among other things) lust, beauty and desire certainly doesn't hurt... though since the "other things" include pleasure through unutterable pain and torture, the paradox occurs again.
    • Does it count when the guy in question is a literal sex god?
  • In the First Age of Exalted, Ma-Ha-Suchi was an in-universe example. The Wolf with the Red Roses, as he was known back then, had made it his life's mission to sleep with every Celestial Exalt in Creation. That he was doing quite well at this is no surprise when you see what he looked like. Shame the Usurpation happened...

Video Games

  • Albert Fucking Wesker in Resident Evil 5. He will save the world from humanity by launching his missiles and ensuring Complete. Global. Saturation.
  • Guilty Gear: Everyone's gay for Bridget.
  • When people think of Street Fighter, the first thing that comes to mind is Chun-li and Cammy.
  • Morrigan/Lilith and Felicia keep the Darkstalkers franchise still alive in the public memory.
  • When you think Soul Calibur, the first to come up is Taki and Ivy, or Raphael and Mitsurugi.
    • Sometimes Voldo too, what with his collection of codpieces and all...
    • Also on that note, Sophitia.
  • Amnesia: The Dark Descent: Daniel, whether he wants it or not. He usually doesn't.
  • Duke Nukem. The women, nay, babes of his universe exist to be boned by him, and he loves them all.
  • Klavier Gavin from Ace Attorney. Be careful, you can lose your virginity just by looking at him.
  • Super Mario Bros.: Bowser. Seriously, he got so many children out of the wazoo!
  • Tales of Symphonia: Zelos. It's canon that he has girls falling all over themselves to get to him (the first time you meet him he has fangirls swarming around him, and it's his special ability to get female NPCs to give him items after he flirts the tiniest bit with them), and one of the first thing he says is, "Sorry, I don't talk to guys," which implies that it's not uncommon for guys to hit on him, either. Whether Zelos actually IS a manslut is up to interpretation, but one thing is definitely certain: all he has to do is say the word and he can get laid. Hands down.
  • The Sims‍'‍ Mystery Sim gets with everybody.
  • Brutal Legend: Emperor Doviculus's seed germinates within you.
  • Space Channel 5: Purge is going to have fun with you...
  • Nick and Ellis of Left 4 Dead are just as much sex gods together as they are apart. Rochelle has no idea what she's missing out on, choosing Francis over Nick. Not to Mention Ellis has pretty much laid claim to the only surviving female who isn't his "sister by circumstance".
  • Ezio Auditore da Firenze from Assassin's Creed. In and out of universe.
  • Modern Warfare: Everyone drops the soap for Soap.
  • The World Ends With You: Everybody wants to factor with Minamimoto.
    • Everyone wants to be Joshua's proxy.
  • Team Fortress 2: Scout's mother.
  • Persona 3: Minato Arisato and Yuu Narukami can potentially sleep with over a dozen girls between them, plus have a further 3 or 4 girls romantically interested in them, plus a truck load of Ho Yay with their male friends. This includes a Robot Girl (Aigis) and a pair of sisters that may not be entirely human (Elizabeth, in Minato's case; Margaret, in Yuu's). From the fandom's point of view, they can pretty much seduce anything.
    • The Female Protagonist of Persona 3 Portable (Minako/Mina/Minami/Minaho/Hamuko Arisato) isn't much better, with most of her social links falling in love with her too. (Including a Cute Shotaro Boy). Oh, and Theodore, the brother of the two not entirely human sisters mentioned above, and she also has enough Les Yay to rival Minato's or Yuu's Ho Yay.
  • Everyone's also gay for Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater‍'‍ Big Boss.
  • Cynthia from Pokémon Diamond and Pearl. More than a few ten-year-olds have suddenly discovered women by staring at her.
  • Carl Clover of BlazBlue.
  • Dissidia Final Fantasy gives us Jecht. However, he wouldn't be half of what he is without the aid of the "Real Men" and "Tough Love" machinimas, where he is constantly going around, trying to convince/coerce people into giving him a blowjob...
  • Marisa Kirisame of Touhou gets this portrayal quite often. Unwanted Harem or not, she often gets shipped with all sorts of people, among them Reimu Hakurei, Alice Margatroid, Patchouli Knowledge, Nitori Kawashiro, Flandre Scarlet, Rinnosuke Morichika and even Byakuren Hijiri. Yes that's a long list and yet those are just the most common pairings.
  • Commander Shepard of Mass Effect is not only this in the eyes of the fandom, but also something of a canon example, what with the sheer number of people who can fall for him/her, or even just express interest. Everyone is Shepardsexual. No exceptions.
  • Everyone's Robosexual for Curly Brace from Cave Story.

Webcomics

  • Tip Wilkin of Skin Horse, who has bedded just about every woman seen in the series except U.N.I.T.Y. the zombie and Mad Scientist Dr. Tigerlily Jones. When he was bitten by a werewolf and changed, he became irresistible to all the female canines in the area. He's a Wholesome Crossdresser too, which doesn't seem to turn anyone off.
  • Noblesse has Rai, a smexy 820 year old vampire who doesn't look a day over 20. Causes heads to turn wherever he goes—both in universe and out.
  • Homestuck: Among her fans, Vriska.
    • Within minutes of being introduced, Jake English had become this. This from a character who's a counterpart to John Egbert. Helped along by the fact that he loves guns and, in a story where the main characters are all 13, he was nearly 16.
  • Zii in Ménage à 3. Even the Girls Want Her, even straight women who have never thought of sex with women. Heck, even gay men want her.
    • Gary seems to have well and truly surpassed Zii if recent strips are any indication. Male or female, straight, gay or bi it doesn't seem to matter when it comes to being attracted to Gary.
  • Sonichu has Mary Lee Walsh/Slaweel.

Web Original

Western Animation

  • Kim Possible: She can do anything. The slash fiction says everyone wants her, and forum caption threads claim she leaves them broken and spent as she still demands more.
  • Avatar: The Last Airbender: Just looking at Wang Fire will get you pregnant.
    • Iroh will send you into heat just by being in the vicinity
    • Stupid Sexy Zuko.
    • Aang is the master of all your elements.
    • Korra. Many a fan announces themself "Korrasexual". well in advance of its premiere.
    • Then there were the Mako fangirls.
    • Tahno would like to offer you some private lessons.
  • Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog: Dr. Ivo Robotnik, thanks to YouTube Poop. It doesn't help that his designer was set out to make him "the world's sexiest fat man".
  • South Park: Kenny McKormick will do anything.
    • Don't forget about Eric Cartman's mom Leanne Cartman, who practically is canon proof of this trope.
  • Scooby Doo‍'‍s Velma Dinlley is a barely-restrained sex goddess in nerd's clothing, a barely-in-the-closet butch lesbian, or both, depending on interpretation. In Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated, she's certainly not shy about what she wants in a relationship.
    • Daphne Blake gets special mention here, due to the fact that she has been in almost every Scooby-Doo-related project solely because of her sex appeal.
  • A growing number of Bronies agree that Big Macintosh from My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic has been working all the fillies' crops in Ponyville.
    • This scene from the episode "Luna Eclipsed" has only serve to fuel the fire.
    • It runs in the family, as his little sister Applejack is just as good at "wrangling up" the bronies. Probably explains why they have so many cousins too.
    • The entire mane cast could be considered this, along with Princess Celestia.
      • As of November 2011, an analysis of Shipping stories submitted to Equestria Daily puts Rainbow Dash in the lead for quantity, with Twilight Sparkle in the lead for diversity.
      • This is a small selection of fanfics. And most of the main cast are credited as being at least once shipped with themselves. And I don't know if the main images were from the show, but Pinkie, Twilight, and Fluttershy seem to be thinking something. Rainbow almost looks like 'OK, who's next?'.
      • There has been a more complete analysis done since Oh what a tangled web Bronies weave
    • Snails, at last according to BronyMike.
    • Not only is Snails the cutest, sexiest, well-dressed pony; He also has the fair goddess of all geeks Twist going out with him. [Most of the time. When she's not making Diamond Tiara or Apple Bloom fall for her.]
  • Bill Clinton from Family Guy. When Peter confronts him for sleeping with Lois, he ends up in bed with Clinton himself in less than five minutes. "Boy, you are good. You are REALLY good."
  • Red Arrow from Young Justice. Is it the red hair? Those muscles? Being voiced by Crispin Freeman?
    • All of the above, maybe?
    • Not to mention Robin.
  • Knockout from Transformers Prime is becoming either this or a Memetic Molester (hard to tell) amongst the YouTube and Deviant ART crowds. If you believe the fan art, Knockout has been with everyone. Doesn't help that he's depicted as a metrosexual in canon.

Other

Celebrities

  • Tiger Woods. In an interesting case, it's a negative meme. Think "man whore". Good cannon fodder for talk shows, where the gag is "did she sleep with Tiger, too?"
  • Pretty much anyone sufficiently notable in the entertainment industry manages this, but that's what happens when you choose people for looks, pay them millions of dollars, and make them immensely famous.
  • George Zimmer, Founder and CEO of The Men's Wearhouse. Legends of his godlike endowment and sexual prowess are matched only by the immaculate make of his suits.
    • "You're gonna like the way you feel look. I Guarantee It."
  • Gene Simmons of Kiss, claiming he had sex with over 4000 women.
  • JFK. Made love, read minds! Went inside of more than half of mankind!
    • More recently, Bill Clinton.
  • Wilt Chamberlain who was rumored to have slept with over 15,000 women in his life. If you do the math from ages 15 to 73, that would mean that he slept with a different woman practically every night of his life!
    • Except he died when he was sixty-three...
  • Richard Feynman.
  • Stephen fricking Colbert. Everybody wants the Colbert Bump.
  • One day when you least expect it George Takei will have sex with you!
  • Rasputin.
    • Rasputin had a whole wiki page dedicated solely to his penis. (No, not here.) . Said penis was also allegedly recovered and mummified and is currently on exhibition on a Russian museum of erotica. Legends exist on women fainting at the sheer force of orgasms caused by him. It was described in official documents of his death as "notorious". There is no need to exagerate this one, Rasputin was Sex.
  • John Dillinger.
  • "Bruce Campbell once made a woman climax by saying, 'Groovy.' Her husband climaxed, too." -- Brucefacts.com
  • There is no such thing as straight men, just men who have not met John Barrowman.
  • Tarkan the Turkish Prince of Pop. It doesn't help that he keeps hinting that he's bisexual.
    • The more Tarkan tightens his grip on us, the more star systems will slip through his fingers.
  • Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Now they're just the Islands.
    • Chuck Norris once walked down a busy city street with an erection. There were no survivors.
    • Horses are hung like Chuck.
    • It is said that he can and will take your virginity. And if you think to yourself "that's impossible, I've already lost it", you're dead wrong.
    • Chuck Norris thinks Virginia needs a new name.
    • Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
  • Benjamin Franklin. After his visit to Paris, he had every STD known to medicine all at once. And survived.
  • When a toy company made an action figure of Lemmy from Motorhead, he asked if they sculpted it with a penis. When they said no, he decided it shouldn't be called an "action" figure.
  • Julian Assange. As with Frank N. Further, while simultaneously being a Memetic Molester.
  • Neil Patrick Harris - he's so manly only men get to love him.
  • Bar Refaeli. Enough to inspire a parody song named "Bar Refaeli Touched My Elbow", about a man who thinks he's reached divinity and can stop giving a fuck about anything the moment Bar Refaeli accidentally touched his elbow on the street.
  • Genghis Khan. Throughout his reign, and moreover his conquests of Asia, he was sleeping with, raping or romancing just about every woman he could find. And he found a lot. When you've been scientifically credited as the ancestor to .5 per cent of the human population today, that is the symbol of a true sex god. In other words, his "conquests" were so numerous, he was really was the father to a plurality of Asia.
  • Helen Mirren's titties exist in a place beyond space and time...
  • Michael Buffer. His voice, rather:

Michael Buffer:LLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE!

  1. ↑ AKA "Dual Independent Suspension Ninja Girl Mai Shiranui", according to trailers for the very first dubs."
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