Cerberus Daily News/Characters/Unknown

CUTE YOUNG FELINE MAMMAL

No one knows who it is. Or where they're from.

Everyone just calls it "Kittens."

• Blue and Orange Morality
• Cryptic Conversation: Speaks almost exclusively in this.
• Eldritch Abomination: A possibility.
• Inexplicably Awesome
• Voice with an Internet Connection.

Slell

A wealthy hanar with unknown motives and a supply of strange missions.

• Mysterious Employer: He hires people, usually but not always mercenaries, to do certain tasks for them and gives little-to-no information about said tasks; just the mission and the payment. The tasks themselves consist of retrieving or delivering packages with mysterious and apparantly envied contents. Lampshaded by those who have worked for him.
• True Neutral: He has stated that he does not side with any government because he is a businessman and does not wish to appear biased.
• Beware the Nice Ones: When one of his missions exposed Human Quarian to a lot of unexpected blood and trauma, Slell was very sorry and offered a bonus to his paycheck. On another mission though, he ordered the near-complete extermination of any pirates that would attack his cargo ship. The only reason that its not a complete extermination is because he ordered the mercenaries to capture one.