Ear Worm/Web Original

Oh my word, this tune, it's annoying
Yes I know, it's really annoying
I can't get this song out of my head.
Make it stop, this tune, it's annoying
I gotta go to work in the morning

Now I'm gonna be humming it in my bed.

—Jonti Picking, "Annoying"

Song brought to you by da interwebs (YouTube in particular). You might notice most of these are Stupid Statement Dance Mix.

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Jonti Picking (a.k.a. The Weebl)

Jonti Picking (aka Weebl, creator of Weebl and Bob) is one of the main producers of catchy tunes on the web:

• Badger Badger Badger... MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
  • Alternatively, this EGS version
  • Or... a more magical version
  • And then there's the Narbonic version:
• Everyone loves Magical Trevor...
  • Magical Trevor has now been rewritten by Jonti to star in a UK Directory Enquiries advert. This lurker fell about laughing when she heard her father singing it in the kitchen. She finds it less funny now it's been in her head all week.
• I've seen things, I've seen them with my eyes...
• I GOT A BIG BAG O' CRABS HERE...
• Weebl eventually lampshaded this with annoying.
• I love the Internet, it is fun...
• Narwhals, narwhals, swimmin' in the ocean...
• Hot tamale, hot hot tamale, hot tamale, hot hot...
• This is a song, it's a song about chutney! Chutney, chutney, chutney chutney! Chutney is a tasty sauce...
• Baby Baboon, it's a Baby Baboon, oh it's a Baby Baboon, it's a Baby Baboon...
• Pork! It's the meat of kings...
• Everyone is fond of owls
• pandas are the cucumbers enemy
• Where can you find lions?
  • now in somalia style!
• of course there's a subversion, too.
• Mango! Mango! Mango mango! Mango! Mangoooooooo!!
• Lookit mah horse. Mah horse iz amazin'.
• Flying! Squir~rels!
• Steven Fry, National Treasure! Looking out the window of his loft at niight!
• Scotch egg, it's the egg from Scotland...
• Dugong, dugong, it's the cow of the sea-hee-hee!
• I, I broke into your room. I hope you don't mind. You probably do.
• This is the sound of the future, it's music made by robots. ^{[dead link]}
• We are Russian Dancing Men. Oh yes! We're Russian Dancing Men! ^{[dead link]}

Then there's his fictional band Savlonic:

• Here he is, the Electro Gypsy. In his caravan, he's a future man.
• Tiny Japanese Girl. You're my, Tiny Japanese Girl. ^{[dead link]}
• Forgiiiiiiiive my wandering eye... The lyrics are a lot more literal than they are at first glance.
  • And then there's the bridge riff.

Joel Veitch (Rathergood)

• We like the moooon / 'cause it is very high...
• Who's that man with the soup on his head?
• I'm gonna flip out / Like a ninja / 'Cause that's what ninjas do
• I'm glad that I'm not soluble, that would be quite bad...
• Oh, I'm looking for my leopard... Where can he be?
• Who's winning? We're all winning!
• Would you like to look at my potato? / It just sits there being a potato

The Brothers Chaps (Homestar Runner)

• From a well hidden directory on an obscure companion website, we have "So whatcha got to say, hey hey hey hey!"
• I said come on Fhqwhgads, I said come on Fhqwhgads! Everybody to the limit, everybody to the limit, everybody come on Fhqwhgads!
• The system is down! DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE, DOO-DA-DOO-DA-DIDDLE
• These peoples try to fade me!
• TROGDOR! TROGDOR! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIGHT!
• "Heart of a lion, and the wings of a bat, Because it's midnite!"
• Ballad of The Sneak.
• "Oh, yeah, you gotta do the best you can, and work out twice a day! Don't ask me why I said it, Because I already forgot!"
• Today is all right for tonight! Ridin' in a Corvette, and feelin' all right!
• "Experimental Film" by They Might Be Giants, video by Strong Sad & The Cheat.
• Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three...
• From Teen Girl Squad: A port-o-john came to life, Put on a play with So and So. Unfortunately, they didn't get very good reviews.
• Strong Bad is a bad guy, bad guy, bad guy...
• Putt-putt, go carts, bungee-jumpin'! Crack Stuntman keeps the bass pumpin'!
• One two, one two, one two, one two...
• "Listen up straight, y'all biscuitheads, I'd like a piece o' dry toast wit' two scrambled eggs! Order o' hash browns, make 'em extra crisps, A glass o' orange juice an' a bowl o' cheese grits!"
• From Strong Bads Cool Game for Attractive People: "Please stop trying to handle my style..."
• "Peacey P back on the mic again, getting paid to rhyme with Scandinavians..."
• The Cheat, where you goin' to? And once you get there, whatchu think you gonna do?
• It's the loading screen... (Yes, they made an Ear Worm about load screens. And it's awesome.)

Little Kuriboh

• The rap battle between Yugi and Jaden (Shady Vox)
• Joey's version of the James Bond theme
• Naruto's punching song from the "Curse Of The Internet Drama"
• B-B-B-Brooklyn Rage B-B-Brooklyn Rage! Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh
  • ME AND BAKURA, WE WILL HAVE OUR REVENGE, HIM AND ME WILL TAKE YOUR LEAAA-THER PAAAA-AAAANTS... The original song is just as catchy, so you'll find youself singing about wanting to have an unhealthy relationship and stealing leather pants which you can't get from Gap at the same time...

The rest

It's time to do what has to be done by me and face FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES (Full life consequences!)

• Non-YouTube example: the theme song to "The Show"—now the official GameFAQs podcast (registered on iTunes and everything.) The full version can be found here; a much shorter version plays at the beginning and end of each episode.
• "Dragostea Din Tei", AKA "The Numa Numa song". Even if you don't sing Romanian, be prepared to sing "Numa Numa iei!" all day long.
  • It also has South African parodies, a Japanese spin-off done by a drag queen and his actual female buddies, and a Korean love song about a romance between a younger man and an older woman.
  • It's even worse (better?) when you realize that YouTube happens to have Dragostea Din Tei in Vietnamese, ((BROKEN))Mandarin, Indonesian... not to mention English, and some sort of Spanish parody version. Oh, and the Opera version. Heck, add in the live versions and you could play The Numa Numa song for a good hour without ever once repeating a version.
    • The Spanish parody is ((BROKEN))"Pluma Gay" ("gay feather").
    • Youtube also boasts a Hebrew versiion
  • This troper's parents were singing Numa Numa for days after they first saw the video. Whenever she gets it stuck in her head, she just remembers the way their version sounds.
  • And just when you thought the meme was over, TI comes out with the rap song "Live Your Life," which is based around a "Dragostea" sample. At the time this troper posts this, it's currently in the top 10. It just never ends!
  • This troper bought the O-Zone CD solely from Dragostea Din Tei, and now regularly gets their other songs (and solo efforts) stuck in her head. (Just try not to sing along to Crazy Loop!)
  • The introductory line (which goes, very roughly tranliterated, "Ma-i-ya-hee, ma-i-ya-hah, ma-i-ya-hee, ma-i-ya-hah hah") is an earworm in its own right.
  • The sheer effectiveness of this particular Ear Worm is demonstrated by Two Lumps here.
  • And if you want an epic orchestral version with opera singers for a change, there's this one here done by Waldemar Malicki, a Polish pianist and a comedian.
  • The song was used in a teaser trailer for Chicken Little. The funny part comes years later when Jay Sean records a Suspiciously Similar Song version of "Dragostea" called "Down" with lyrics referencing Chicken Little.
• "Ievan Polkka" (Finnish for "Ieva's Polka"), particularly the version performed by Louituma, made internet-famous by the equally hypnotic Leekspin animation. The songs itself is sometimes called "Leekspin."
  • Can't forget the Holly Dolly version, either, which even features a lawyer-friendly remake of the Leekspin clip in the background of its music video.
  • This troper has heard a Russian version . . .
    • ((BROKEN))Here you go.
  • Hatsune Miku's Trademark Favorite Food is leeks, so it's inevitable that she has her own version of Leekspin.
    • Wrong order. Ievan Polkka caused Miku to have her character item as leeks (caused the whole character item revolution from there).
• "Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, BANANAPHONE!"
  • Some Abridged Series use that as a way to explain why characters go mad.
• "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"
  • "Why is the rum gone? Why-why is the rum gone?"
• If you stick around to watch the video after getting Rickrolled, the song will never, ever give you up. But it will never let you down...
  • Also, if you keep watching the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, eventually you'll get in one little fight and your mom will get scared, then you'll move in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
• IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
• Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck.
  • ... llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama.
    • Llama llama mushroom llama, llama llama duck.
      • Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer, llama. Llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, duck.
  • And then there's Hank Green's Obama Llama Duck which this troper still sings from time to time
  • Some bright light combined it with Doctor Who: Here's a Dalek, there's a Dalek, and a bloody lot of Daleks...
  • And there is also The Zuko Song...
    • Zuko once was happy/till he got his scar/then he became obsessed with/regaining his honar...
  • And The Sawyer Song.
• Chocolate Rain.
  • "Some stay dry, and others feel the pain!"
  • Chocolate raaaaaaaain...okay, we'd all better stop here.
    • Do NOT listen to Explode or the pimped-out Cherry Chocolate Rain if you fear for your life.
  • A particularly sadistic friend of this troper once played that song on a loop for A WHOLE HOUR whilst on a long car journey.
  • Thank you for permanently burning this song into my psyche. I'll be taking that Brain Bleach now, kthxbai.
• This is the ultimate showdown, of ultimate destiny...
• MOU IKKAI!(ONE MORE TIME!)
  • * inhales* IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
• "He's gonna take you back to the past, to play the shitty games that suck ass..."
  • He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard, he's the angry Nintendo nerd...
    • He's the angry Atari, Sega nerd...He's the Angry Video Game Nerd!
    • Now in Mario Paint form!
    • "((BROKEN))He's gonna take you back to the past, to pull these reviews out of his ass..."
• Holiday Clusterf** k, Holiday Clusterf** k...this also qualifies as a musical Crowning Moment of Funny.
  • Welcome to Atop the Fourth Wall, where bad comics burn....
  • I met you on a Thursday! Friday, took you hoooooome!
  • Phelous, oh Phelous....
  • Then there are SadPanda's tribute videos. Just try getting "Nostalgia Critic Anthem" out of your head once you've heard it. I dare you.
    • ROCK! ROCK! CINEMA SNOB!
    • "Yo! My names Benzaie and you know that I'm always kissing guys!"
  • The Santa Christ theme (starts at 1:27). "He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes. He saved puppies from a fire, and he also likes pancakes."
  • "Duck tits! Woo hoo!" Seriously, when I heard that five second song in the review for Howard the Duck and couldn't get it out of my head.
    • His "I'm so bored" song from his review of Junior. If you find yourself having nothing to do but sit around and wait for something, and you start feeling bored, this song will rise unbidden from your subconscious, and stay with you all through the boredom.
• They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard!
  • And the obligatory 8-bit remix.
  • And, on the same note, PO-TA-TOES.
• Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...
  • DUMBLEDORE!
    • And for Supernatural fans (though it's still fairly new): ((BROKEN))Bobby, Bobby, Booooobby Singer. CASTIEL!
    • Teleport to the left. Teleport to the right. Teleport up the stairs, now go to bed, goodnight. Liable to cause brain meltage.
    • "Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody! Adrien Brody, Adrien Brody!"
    • Draco likes hamsters...
  • Bottle fame... bottle fame, bo-bo-bo-bottle fame...
• Airman ga Taosenai, AKA ((BROKEN))I Can't Defeat Air Man.
  • While still a Megaman parody, ((BROKEN))this is very different- though still catchy. Warning: gay and pretty NSFW for the lyrics.
• We're gonna die, die, die, Die Hard!
• Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog has already become an Ear Worm in the same way Buffy: Once More With Feeling did.
  • Especially the main title riff, which this troper hash been singing almost nonstop for over a week.
  • Also the "Bad Horse" songs.
  • For This Troper, is "Brand New Day".
  • This troper went to see We Will Rock You with everyone else in the theatre who has various Queen songs stuck in their head. I left singing Brand New Day.
  • Oh, sarcasm, that's original!
  • "Slipping" is the sexiest Ear Worm this troper has ever heard. "I bring you pain, the kind you can't suffer quietly/Fire up your brain, remind you inside you're rioting/Society is... slipping."
    • And don't forget that little whimper the Asian girl lets out when Dr. Horrible grabs her jaw; it has a somewhat sensual quality. When that song runs through my head, that whimper is reproduced with crystal fidelity.
    • Seconded; quite possibly my favourite song from the musical, and certainly the most delightfully evil.
  • "Listen close to everybody's heart, and hear that breaking so-o-ound..." Assuming you can hear anything over that song running through your head for the five millionth time.
  • "It's not a death ray or an ice beam, that's all Johnny Snow/I just think you need time to know/That I'm the guy to make it real, the feelings you don't dare to feel..."
  • "We're gonna pick, pick / Pick, pick, pick it apart / Open it up to find the / Tick, tick, tick of a heart..."
  • "Zack is doin' us a little fa-vuh / blessing commentary with his fla-vah / Don't tell him it's a mu-si-cal / or he just might kill us all..."
  • "Look at his smallness / compared to my tallness!"
• Also, the Hampster [sic] Dance was one of the most irritating and pervasive ear worms in history. Used for Rickrolling before the Rick Roll was invented, now it's played on children's XM Radio stations.
  • It's also a sped-up version of Whistle-Stop, from Disney's Robin Hood. Whistle-Stop is an Ear Worm in its own right.
  • Da da de de de da do do, de da de da do...
• ((BROKEN))Indiana Jones & The Song of Theme. This troper had it in her head for days.
  • By the same token, this version of the generic James Bond theme.
  • "KILL ALL THE SNAAAAAAKES!"
• Though not a widespread one, this troper has to add it. This song about the water cycle (of all things) will instantly be lodged in your brain. For-fucking-ever. If you value your sanity, don't click. ... Oh, the water cycle, 'round and 'round, vapor goes up and the rain comes down...
• Charlie the Unicorn and Charlie The Unicorn 2 each had one of these—the first one with the Candy Mountain song, and the second with "Put a Banana in Your Ear".
  • There's also "Big Rock Candy Mountain", a different song about candy mountains. The Areas of My Expertise by John Hodgman sorta ruins it for you, though.
  • STARFISH LOVES YOU!
• ((BROKEN))"Kumikyoku Nico Nico Douga", a medley of anime and video game songs (many of which are listed as examples themselves). You think having one song stuck in your head is bad? Try thirty at once.
  • Any of its descendants (Ryuuseigan, Monogatari, etc) are just as agonizing.
  • And then... they made "7 colors of nico nico douga" however, it decedents are catchier in this troper's opinion. like the automatic mario version and ((BROKEN))the hetalia version it also comes in Lucky Star and Vocaloid flavors
• ((BROKEN))He's a cat, flushing a toilet!
  • Brought to you by Parry Gripp, the man also responsible for Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom and Do You Like Waffles.
  • Baby monkey, baby monkey, riding on a pig, baby monkey..
• Kill the zombies by shooting them in the head!
  • "Intimidated by the size of my burrito!"
• The device has been modified.
• PAWNCH! PAWNCH! FALCON PAWNCH!
• Did you ever want to write a novel, a lot of people want to write a book! So sit down and focus cause it's November, and I'm gonna write a freaking book.
• The Mean Kitty Song. This troper personally loves it, but damn if it doesn't stick in your brain for days.
• ((BROKEN))Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance...
• Any one of Brentalfloss' classic game songs With Lyrics, especially if you have his CD. I will never again listen to the moon theme from DuckTales (1987) without going "Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit up there~!"
• THIS--IS--SPARTAAAAAAAAA! TA-TA TA-TA TA-TA-TA TA TA TA-TA-TAAA AAA A-A-A-A-A!
  • ((BROKEN))You're! Too! Slow! You-you-you-you-Y-Y-Y-Y-you're ((BROKEN))too slow! ((BROKEN))You're too slow!
  • ((BROKEN))I'll--take a--potato chip...AND EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT!
  • Or for a GOOD remix: WHO TOUCHED MY G-G-G-G G-G-G-G UH-UH-UH-UH UH-UH-UH-UH!!
  • This Is Sparta Remix, performed by Hatsune Miku!
  • ((BROKEN))Touch-my-PING-AS! Touch-my-PING-AS!
  • THIS! IS! GIYGAS' ATTACK!
  • GOIN. AROUND. IN CIRCLES!
• LocoRoco's Song -- Yellow version. If it doesn't sound familiar,I have one word: ((BROKEN))Churuya.
• Giant crab, enemy crab. Giant crab, giant--enemy--crab...massive crab, massive damage...
  • It's Ridge Racer. RIIIIIIIDDGE RAAAACER!!!
• Oh it's from the show, it's from the show, from the show, Oh it's from the show, it's from the show, from the show, I'm gonna be on TV, I'm gonna be a TV Star...
  • In honour of my rrretirement, I-I offer you something to eat, s-s-something to eat, I offer you Tea? and something to eat...
  • Tomorrow I'll invent those blueprints, Tomorrow I'll start! Tomorrow I'll...
    • CHAW CHAW AGNUS AGNUS ER ER AHA AHA PINGAS!
• Cap-tain! Jean-Luc-Pic-ard of-the U-S-S, Ent-er-prise! Cap-tain! Jean-Luc-Pic-ard of-the U-S-S, Ent-er-prise!
• Most Animutations, in general. "Irrational Exuberance" in particular.
• Moon chavs, chavs on the moon In a Burberry spaceship, chavs on the moon!" Those poor Clangers...
• The whole of the There She Is series, but particularly the first and the final steps.
• DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKYYYYYYYY!!!
• Technically also files under live action, BUT: It's mah dick in a box.
• Hard like Heroic, more than you can handle, so let's do it like a druid in the General channel... Love WoW or hate it, you will never get this out of your head.
• This Korobeiniki remix will be FLAGGED!
  • And it was flagged, as mentioned by the video creator in the comments.
• Some good advice for World of Warcraft players: "I will not move when Flame Wreath is cast, or the raid blows up..."
  • Be careful who you allow in your guild. Dont fall for things like "I'm your basic druid looking for a guild; 55 purples, good with any build.". Ashmai has also made a live version.
  • Don't Trust a Rogue! Never trust a rogue! Don't trust a rogue! Don't trust me!
• "I can see, America's calling me--yes, gay marriages will save the economy!"
• If You Voted For Me Put Your Hands Up and ((BROKEN))Now I Can Do Whatever I Like. An Obama impersonator singing Filk.
• Anything from JibJab. Their latest, "Time for Some Campaigning," is the worst offender yet.
  • He's Barack Obama, he's come to save the day...
• Hatsune Miku's version of the Touhou meme "Take It Easy!"
• This troper can't be the only one who can't get Miku Hatsune's "Vegetable Juice Dance" out of his head, can he?
  • No. Po pi po pi po po pi po~
  • There's even a male version!
• BAKA BAKA BAKA, naniga kokomade anata wo ugokasu no?
  • This troper is listening to this right now at work.
  • As long as Bakas are concerned... how can you forget the Mother of All Bakas AKA the Strongest in Gensokyo?
    • Odenpa Love Girl
    • Cirno's Perfect Math Class, which also has a full version. And then there's Cirno's Perfect Health And Physical Education...
    • Less known, also awesome Chiruno! Chiruno! Chiruno!
  • Listen to this long enough and it won't leave your head.
    • Sounds pretty similar to Ievan Polkka...
• ((BROKEN))Hatten e din, hatten e din...
• No! No, fuck, no! No, fuck, no! No, fuck, no!
• "Toy Food! (Like real food, but is toy.) Toy Food! (Not real food, do not eat.)
• Mario! Wario! Lucario! Also, a prime example of Crosses the Line Twice and Dead Baby Comedy.
• Anything Parry Gripp has made, especially Young Girl Talking About Herself.
• This fake Saturday morning cartoon opening for Watchmen. Yes, those Watchmen. Aside from all the funny little in-jokes, it's also got an extremely catchy tune that will quite happily make a nest in your brain and stay there for quite some time.
• "You must Constuct Additional Pylons! Pylons! Pylons! Pylons! Balls! Pylons! Balls! Pylons! OV-ER-NINE-THOU-SAND! Oh no!" What makes it really stick though, is the polka melody going on in the background.
  • We're jumping onto White Base! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! AAAAA--AAAAA--AAAAA--AAHHH!!
• ((BROKEN))U Can't Touch Mormon Jesus. It's U Can't Touch This, but with Mormon Jesus.
• A song about Kevin and Kell's first date. In concept, adorable. In practice, unstoppably catchy.
• From Achewood: Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe.
  • Also, Here Comes a Special Boy. Oh Philippe, oh Philippe, you bring us very special joy~
• I'm sooo HAPPY! (Aha!) Happy-go-lucky me! I just go my way, living everyday...
  • Antidote: There's a Metal Gear Solid fanvid compilation on Newgrounds that has The Fury skipping along to this and setting fire to everything. You can worry about the earworm if you manage to ever start breathing again.
  • There's also this YTMND involving the G-Man from Half Life destroying various things to that tune.
• That "Friday" song by Rebecca Black...
• NanacaCrash has a pretty powerful Earworm song. Sure, it's fairly generic...but that just makes it worse when you start humming it on your bicycle. (Please do not be tempted to ram into people)
  • It's actually Airwaves Arr.Ver., a track from CRISS†CROSS, an album of arranged versions of songs from the CROSS†CHANNEL soundtrack. The original unarranged version can be heard here.
• "we didn't start the flame war! Peeps were hating on it 'fore I left my comment!"
• Repeat after me, ((BROKEN))INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER. Now prepare to say that about a million more times.
• "Slap-slap your troubles away with Slap Chop"
• He's kung-fu action Jesus! Fighting the bad guys, saving the day, his magical kung-fu...
• RORSCHACH AND DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! Heeee's a mental case!
• Southern Cross, we are standing here as true as we were born on this earth...
• Marisa Stole the Precious Thing
  • I am sorry to bring this abomination here, but it must be done. RAN RAN RUU!!!
• It doesn't make sense! It doesn't make sense! If you understand this, then you're mad!
• Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!!
• ((BROKEN))I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls!
• NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM, NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM...
• Mukashi mukashi aruto koro ni
• Boxman, Boxman, Boxman can't get a girlfriend...
• Galapagos! I wanna go the most!
  • Umbrella bird. Umbrella bird.
  • Biggest snake you've ever seen...
    • Green anaconda! Green anaconda!
  • Oh, the dinosaurs! Big as trees! The dinosaurs! Brains like peas!
  • This is my turf. I like to surf.
    • I'm an igua-na!
• While explicit, The U.S.S. Enterprise is getting P.U.S.S.Y. tonight will never leave your brain.
• The Autotune The News videos generally get at least one of these in per episode, frequently involving Katie Couric:
  • Very thin ice, very thin ice, very thin ice...
  • People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.
  • They have to BELLIIIIEEEVVE in it, you know!
  • Those geese are cooked.
  • Cancer, it's the smoke! Heart disease, it's the smoke! Respiratory disease, it's the smoooooooke!
  • Those guys proved that Obama is actually Iyaz.
  • The most famous, of course, is the Bed Intruder Song. Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, hide ya kids, hide ya wife...
• "I need exact change only. (Well, here's 5 bucks!)"
• ((BROKEN))This song about someone's Pomeranian. My mom doesn't like it when I play that video because it gets stuck in her head and annoys her or even when I sing it, although I think it's funny and cute.
• electronica artist Pogo took clips from Disney's Alice in Wonderland, mixed them into a song and released it on Youtube the result is quite hypnotic.
  • "Very Sel-ow-ay 'tsalong butta of trouble! (oooooo!)"
  • Basically ALL Pogo songs can apply to this. Honourable mention must also go to fellow pogomixer Dainumo, especially for Ruby Shoes and his revisitation of the piece.
• Do you wanna date my avatar? She's a star. And she's hotter than reality by far... No, I will not apologize.
  • Who can apologize for this? It's Penny from Doctor Horrible! Okay, it's Felicia Day, of The Guild. And I can't get this song out of my head.
  • "Grab your mouse and stroke the keys; Here in cyberspace, there's no disease. . ."
  • "I'm better than a real-world quest / You'll touch my + 5 to dexterity vest..."
  • Boot up, embrace the feeling, the stop button is the portal to your being...
    • And in the same vein, I Play WOW!
• Fy-fy-fy-fristalio!
• Why didn't anyone mention Do you like Waffles? Yet?! People...
• Drive on singing ninja tank, turn and bank, ninja tank...
• You're turnin' me upside-down, pull me to the ground, when you shake me, shake me...
• Do you like donuts? Delicious donuts?.
  • Lick-ing prob-lem... lick lick!
• Thanks, crappy bagel guy, you fucked up my order today...
• Pee fight, pee fight, pee fight...
• Final Fantasy is an R P G...
• She'll find you and she'll kill you... Pretty disturbing (the music and the video) but you WILL get it stuck in your head anyways.
• Symphony of Science: A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy-rise... Now that's some science right there.
• Those are the games, you might don't know... But that are still, pretty damn sweet...
• ((BROKEN))Go ahead, make my day. Click that.
• JOHN JO-JO-JO-JOHN JO-JO-JOHN FREEMAN! JOHN JO-JO-JO-JOHJ JO-JO-JOHN FREEMAN!
• In a rare country Ear Worm, we have United Breaks Guitars and its sequel.
• Homestuck: Every one of these. And the original Explore theme.
  • "Aggrieve", "Vagabounce", and "Beatdown" as well.
  • Albums with most of the music in the flash pages have been released. Everything in Album 4 will be stuck in your head for a while, especially Sburban Jungle and Black.
  • Upward Movement. It's sooo ear-wormy. GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT GET IT 0UT
  • This unofficial fan song: It's SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality...
  • Gogdamned Crustacean.
  • Nautical Nightmare.
  • Terezi Owns from the "[S] Seer: Ascend" flash.
• Eveybody in da house, it's the The Ekkosangen!
• "One shell... Two shell... Red Shell.... Blue Shell..."
• Get down! Yureru mawaru fureru, setsunai kimochi! Futari de issho ni nemuru, Winter Land!
• GENTLEMEN. May your attention be directed to Gentlemen Heaven?
  • Gentlementlemen, Gentlementlemen, Gentlemen.
• From Brawl in the Family:
  • "Ode To Minions", the only Ear Worm on this page that makes you feel like a horrible person as it continually loops in your head.
  • Hark, how the WAA all seem to WAA, joining in rhyme. WALUIGI TIME!
• Ass, ass, titties, titties, ass 'n' titties! Just don't start singing it in public.
• "We've been going back and forth for a century/I want to steer markets/I want them set free/There's a boom and bust cycle/And good reason to fear it/Blame low interest rates/No, it's the animal spirits."
• "A French erotic film. An old blue scott called Dil..."
• Leet Woooooooooorld, yeah!
• Fami fami fami~
  • This cover is arguably even catchier.
• Micky was a small-time crook in the slums of the NYC...
• The device has been modified.
• Anything in the Key of Awesome series.
• "For Yuna, and Zelda, and Chi, I'd do anything/For Yui, I'd do anything...Yuri the only one for me/Try so hard to make you see/Yuri the only one for me/Priceless like a PS3...
• And no one's mentioned the Omega Kawaii Cloud Song? Shame on you.
  • And its spinoffs.
• JACK BLACK WILL NOW FOREVER HAUNT YOUR DREAMS WITH OCTAGONS!!!
• "No longer am I... just a man. I'll only go by... Superman!"
• "Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew."
• "Less than three, you love me, take me on my fantasy, meet me here on IRC, lolol!"
• EVERYBODY HANDS UP GO PUT YOUR HANDS UP! For the love of God somebody at TV Tropes remove that fucking banner ad or I'm going to shoot somebody!
• Thought "I can't decide" was an ear worm on its own? Try this video and you'll have VISUAL worms to go with it!
• How has This Not been mentioned? Rhyming movie quotes mixed with an extremely catchy beat. This troper can't get it out of her head no matter what.
• ((BROKEN))Big Booty Bitches.
• The aptly named DJ Earworm's mash ups, especially The United State of Pop.
• "You'll regwet this day, fwiend!" "We're not your buddies, guy!"
• ((BROKEN))I am the bacon man, bring all the pork I can to all the little kids down the row, cloggin' their arteries with honey, ham, and cheese, then they'll all die at the age of eight!
• THIS VIDEO CONTAINS WIN. ((BROKEN))EYE THINK.
• I now present to you... the P-P-P-Platypus Song!
• We may already have this one, but just to be sure, here's The TV Show.
• Karl Pilkington could eat a knob at night
• The Nico Nico Douga Jingle
• Tiger Tiger from Webkinz.
• ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY OOOOH LOVEEEEE!
• If you are a douche bag, you'll use a.vocoder.
• The song used in the fukkireta meme is Mischievous Function by Gojimaji-P. This troper has been hearing it in his head for three days now. Not that he has any complaint, though.
• Complete History Of The Soviet Union, Arranged To The Melody Of Tetris

I am the man who arranges the blocks that descend upon me from up a-bove.

• Kiss a Wookiee, kick a droid! Fly the Falcon through an asteroid!
  Till the princess is annoyed!
  This is spaceships,
  It's monsters,
  It's Star Wars,
  We love it!
• Hey ho, chicken on a raft!
• Some YTPMVs would qualfy, such as King Harkinian's Scrub Scrub Scrub all the floors in Hyrule/Scrub Scrub Scrub all the floors in Gamelon/Scrub Scrub Scrub my ship in the morning...
• Somebody put lyrics to the Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows trailer. I had it stuck in my head for weeks. Working at a movie theatre with the trailer playing as part of a loop in the lobby probably didn't help.
• In the Mushroom Kingdom I'm the finest Doc by far!
  I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and ER
  Brightly coloured pills,
  They'll cure all your ills,
  Just as long as you got fever or the chills!
  ** This trope is Brental Floss's sole purpose in life.
• "Rent Is Too Damn High, ain't nothing to talk about, ain't nothing else to talk about...."
• Never before had spatulas been so catchy.
• Anything by Hyadain. Especially HEY HEY STREET FIGHTER. You will have this song take over your head for months even if you have never played Street Fighter II in your life.
• They're not enemies, but frenemies/ With co-dependent economies/ For stability China's gotta export/ And the US is the buyer of last resort.
• From the absolutely evil makers of Barbie, there is now Monster High, this isn't related to you in any way right and you'll never care. Oh, you'll care when you hear MONSTER MONSTER HIGH MONSTER MONSTER HIGH MONSTER HIGH in your head for the next seven months. Oh, you'll buy that doll eventually.
• I'm playing the game, the one that will take to my end...
• The theme song from the game Scoregamites, which can be played here.
• Then he waddled away, waddle waddle waddle...
• LH Cb sees where the antimatter’s gone. ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions. CMS and ATLAS are two of a kind, they’re looking for whatever new particles they can find!
• WAKA LAKA!
• The songified Poke Me from the Jake and Amir Show on College Humor.
• What do you do with a drunken sailor earl-ay in tha mor-nan?
• Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing the mountain?
• PIIIIIIIIIIPE WREEEEEENCH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT (pipe wrench fight!)
• From The Abridging of Haruhi Suzumiya we give you the badly sung but still cool: Sailor pothead song
• The Confused Matthew theme song. "You know his words will take you farther than the film will ever go..."
• This is what happens when you take 4chan, Ke$ha's Ti K To K, and Juri Han from Street Fighter, and smash them all toghether. . . And it could not be more awesome!
• If this rendition of "Ode to Joy" doesn't do it, nothing will - it's freaking Beaker singing it, for crying out loud!
• ((BROKEN))MY LOONY BUN IS FINE, BENNY LAVA! MINOR BUN ENGINE MADE BENNY LAVA!
• Trololololololololololo, lololololol, trololololololololololo, lololololol! AyEEEEEEEH, EEEEEE, Lololo, la, lala! Hohohohoho, bopahdududadadada...
• He's climbin' in your windows \\ he's snatchin' your people up...
• I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. DIGGY DIGGY HOLE DIGGY DIGGY HOLE!
• The Escapist now has a regular music video segment.
  • "Mining All Day Long" is about Minecraft.
• Many of Tobuscus's Literal trailers, particularly the Tron: Legacy and Resident Evil: Afterlife ones.
  • And not forgetting, "Da da do do do do do do do, Subscribe."
• NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN. The name of the song is Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya and is downloadable here
  • Otherwise known as the worst Ear Worm ever.
  • An ear worm to such an extent that the Smooth Jazz version almost counts as a separate ear worm.
• My glorious erection The song kicks in at 1:33
• You've nowhere to HIDE! Nowhere to RUN! Your village willl BURN! like the heart of the sun! With infinite glee! It's going to be me! That Slaughters The World!
• Nice guys finish last, that's why I'll treat you like trash...Nigahiga and Kevjumba, we love you.
• English to American, welcome to your lesson...
• You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!
• Ladies and gentlemen, A Look Inside Soldier's Mind.
• Even on TV Tropes, F.O.E.!
• Happiness is very happy, if I just don't get a owie...
• Tonight I'm leavin', though I'm bleeding, now you know me as Dirty Spaceman, yeah! ((BROKEN))Tonight I'm leavin', got the spaceman head, and now I'm leaving...
• I give you... nugget in a biscuit!
• Just glue some gears on it and call it steampunk, that's the trendy fashion nowadays...
• SENTRY-GO-GO-DOWN-N-UP-N-DAMMIT-GOTTA-MOVE-THAT-GEAR!
• LOL, you died, LOL, LOL, you died...
• Caramelldansen
• From Fake Theme Park:

Matthew Jurado: Disney princess parody song by @FakeThemePark: "I'm A Theme Park Princess" -it's stuck in my head!
Fake Theme Park: Scientists claim the only cure is the sweet release of death!

• It's now so bad that websites have been set up to get rid of Ear Worms. Success is varied.
• When The Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed the Atari Jaguar system, the green face from Cybermorph came out to haunt him with "Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly? Where did you learn to fly?..."
• Some PVs for Alice Human Sacrifice (as well as the music itself) imply that Kaito's songs of madness were Ear Worms with lyrics that stray away from the melody and emotions put in the song.
• The Nostalgia Chick: During her review on Guilty Pleasure songs, "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha and "You Belong With Me" by Taylor Swift have a bad effect on The Nostalgia Chick.
• Todd in the Shadows discusses this trope reviewing Chris Brown's "Deuces". However, he calls the song an "Ear Snail" because it's slow, gross, and completely forgettable.
• The National Lampoon website created a parody of Time Life Classics CD music collections: Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head -- "Each song has been improved to include only the parts sure to imbed in your brain! With Time Life "Songs That Get Stuck In Your Head", you now can choose the songs you want to get stuck in your head!" The most prominent example of the Ear Worm trope in this parody: Daniel Powter's "Had A Bad Day". "And if you act now, you'll get a bonus disc: Songs That Bleed Into Each Other!" Only one song combination is demonstrated: Queen's "Under Pressure" & Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby". "If you act now, you'll even get those songs stuck in your head that you have no idea who they're by or what they are!" Among the earworms in this fictional bonus disc: the original Meow Mix commercial jingle, a dial-up modem from the 1990s, and the majestic THX Surround Sound tune!
• College Humor lampooned this in a One Week song parody: Streeter plays an amateur band player who gets so obsessed with a catchy song that it drives him insane, leading to sexual dysfunction, hallucinations, threatening his girlfriend's parents with a hammer, threatening his own fans with a handgun, attempting assassination, and eventually ending up in an insane asylum.
• Even The BBC have got in on the act.
• Discussed in Cracked.com's The 6 Weirdest Cities People Actually Live In, after a bit about a city whose residents live off the capital's garbage: "Great, now we have the Sanford and Son theme stuck in our heads."