< I Read That As
I Read That As/G-M
G
- Gag Penis -> Giga Penis (which, ironically, still describes the trope), Gay Penis
- Gaia's Lament -> Gaeta's Lament
- Gaia's Vengeance -> Giygas Vengeance
- Gainax Ending -> Gain The Ax Ending, Gainax Awning
- Game Breaker -> Ganon Breaker
- Gaol Time -> Goal Time, Yaoi Time (MWAHAHAHA!) -> Gao Time!
- Gasai Time
Yukiteru: "NO, YUNO! NO!"
- (Goofy Time)
- Gao Time -> Gau Time
- Gaoh Time
- Goooooaaaaaaal Time!
- Gaol Time
- Gary Stu -> Gray Sith
- Gaussian Girl -> Russian Girl, Gay Russian Girl, Caucasian Girl
- tAtu...?
- Gay Option -> Gag Option, Bay Option
- Brain Bleach required.
- Gears of War -> Geass of War
- Geek Physiques -> Greek Physiques
- Gender Bender + Genie in a Bottle -> Gender In A Bottle
- Gender Equals Breed -> Gender Bender Breed
- Genre Blindness -> Gender Blunderbuss
- Germans Love David Hasselhoff + Americans Hate Tingle -> Americans Miss David Hasselhoff
- Getting Crap Past the Radar -> Getting Crap Past The Reader (although in the cases of Parental Bonuses, and Parental Media Watchdogs...)
- Ghostly Chill -> Ghostly Chili
- Ghastly Chili
- Ghostly Churchill
- Gia Sado -> Orgía Sado -> Orgasm Sado
- Giant Enemy Crab -> Giant Enemy Cab
- Giant Enemy Crap
- Giant Enemy Crabgot
- Gitaroo Man -> Gitarzan
- Glam of Shazam -> Ham Of Shazam
- Goddamned Bats -> God, dam bats!, God Damned Bats
- God Is Evil -> Good is Evil; God, Is He Evil?
- Godiva Hair -> Goodbye Hair -> Goodbye, Heir -> Golden Diva hair -> Go, Diva Hair!
- The two above -> Godiva Evil
- Godwin's Law -> Gadwin's Law -> God Wins Law
- Going Down with the Ship -> Going Down With The Strip
- Going Down With The Snip
- Going Down With The Snape
- Going Down With The Snip
- Going Postal -> Going Portal
- Go-Karting with Bowser -> Go Karting With The Browser, Goku Farting With Bowser, Go Parting Housers, Go Charting With Yowsers!.
- Goku and Vegeta -> Doku And Vegeta
- Gold Fever -> God Fever
- Go Mad from the Revelation -> Go Mad From The Revolution
- Gondor Calls for Aid -> Gondor Calls For Acid -> Gondor Calls For Acid Ace
- Gondor Calls For Kool-Aid
- Gondor Calls For Band-Aids
- Gondor Calls For Air
- Condor Calls For Aid
- Condor Calls for AIDS
- Gondor Calls for AIDS
- Grondor Calls For Aid
- Good Bad Bugs -> Good Bad Hugs -> Good Had Bugs
- Good Feels Good -> Good Feel Is Good, God I Feel Good
- Good Girls Avoid Abortion -> Good Girls Avoid Abduction
- Good Is Impotent -> God Is Impotent, God Is Important, God Is Omnipotent
- Good Old Ways -> Good Old Wars
- Gorn -> Garn ("I ask you, sir, what sort of trope is that?")
- Gore with yarn?
- Gone Horribly Right -> Gone Horribly Aurum (It was on the Recent Edits page for Kid Icarus: Uprising and the word Aurum was right below it)
- Gory Discretion Shot -> Glory Discretion Shot
- Gossip Evolution -> Gossip Evaluation ("Now that's a career I don't wanna take.")
- Grandia -> Gradius. Made worse by both series having two numbered sequels.
- Grand Unifying Guesses -> Grand Unifying Glasses, Grand Unifying Clueless
- Granola Girl -> Gondola Girl
- Gran Torino -> Gran Turismo
- Grievous Bottley Harm -> Grievous Bottled Ham
- Grievous Body Harm
- Grievous Harm with a Body -> General Grievous Harm With A Body (I can't believe nobody came up with this one)
- Growing the Beard -> Growling, the beard .... (insert verb here and continue)
- Glowing The Beard
- Growing A Head
- Gundam Wing -> Goddamn Wing
- Guns Are Worthless -> Guys Are Worthless
- Gurren Lagann -> Queen Latifah
- Guys Are Slobs -> Girls Are Slobs
H
- Hair Reboot -> Hair Robot
- Hajime no Ippo -> Hajime No Hippo
- Ham-to-Ham Combat -> Ham Ham Combat, Arm To Arm Combat
- Handsome Lech -> Handsome Leech, Handsome Blech, Handsome Leek
- Handsome Bleck
- Haruka Kanata -> Hakuna Matata
- Harmful to Minors -> Harmful to Minions, Harmful to Miners, Harmful to Mirrors
- Harpo Does Something Funny -> Harpo Gives Everybody Cars
- Haru-Sari -> Haruhi Suzumiya-Saru
- Hate Plague -> Hat Plague
- Hays Morality Code -> Hays Mortality Code
- Hays Konami Code
- Head-Tiltingly Kinky -> Head Tinglingly Kinky, Heedingly Klinkly
- Head-Tilting Kinklink
- Head-Tilting Klingklang
- Heartcatch Pretty Cure -> Headscratchers Pretty Cure
- Heel Face Turn -> Hell Face Turn -> Heel Farce Turn
- Heli Critter -> Heil Critter
- Hellish Pupils -> Hellish Puppies
- Heroes -> Herpes
- Hermit Guru -> Hermit Guu
- Heroic BSOD -> Heroic BDSM, Heroic BOD, Heroic SOD, Heroic BS, Heroic S.O.B.
- Heroic Self-Deprecation -> Heroic Self-Decapitation
- Hero Insurance -> Hello Insurance, Hero Insecure
- Hide Your Children -> Hide Your Chicken (from Leeroy Jenkins!), Ride Your Children, Hire Your Children (apparently the Child Labor laws have been repealed), Bide You Children
- Bide You Children -> Bride Your Children -> Bride your Chicken
- Hide of Children.
- Hide Your Gays -> Find Your Gays -> Hide Your Guys -> Find Your Guys -> Slide Four Gays -> Slide Four Guys
- Highschool of the Dead -> High School Musical Of The Dead -> High School Musical Drama
- High-Speed Missile Dodge -> High School Musical Dodge
- Hikaru no Go -> Hikaru No-go
- Hikaru Don't Go
- Hikari No Go
- Hikaru Sulu
- Hikaru Solo
- Hiroshi Fujioka -> Haruhi Fujioka (Obviously a common enough misreading that it's mentioned on the page!)
- Hoist by His Own Petard -> Hoist By His Own Retard
- Hollywood Dress Code -> Hollywood Dress Cute
- Hollywood Pudgy -> Hollywood Pug
- Home Run Hitter -> Home Run Hitler
- Homestar Runner
- Homsar Runner
- Homestar Hitler
- Rome Run Hitter
- Home Run Titter
- Home Run Twitter
- Homogenous Multinational Ad Campaign -> Humongous Multinational Ad Campaign -> Humongous Multilateral Ad Campaign
- Horrific Mutilation Ad Campaign
- Honor Before Reason -> Humor Before Reason
- Horror Before Reason
- Honor Before Research
- Honor Below Reason
- Honor Below Poison
- Honda Before Reason (No wonder Honda cars have bad reputations as potential "rice rockets.")
- Hanar Before Reason
- Horde of Alien Locusts -> Head Full Of Alien Locusts, Horde Of Alien LOLcats ("Trying to Communicate - The Sequel"?)
- Horror Tropes -> Horse Tropes, Horror Ropes, Whore Tropes
- Horsemen of the Apocalypse -> Homemade Apocalypse
- Homemade Apocalypse, just add water!
- Hot for Teacher -> Hot For Netnavi
- Hot Mom + Idiot Hair -> Idiot Mom
- Improbable Species Compatibility -> Hot Skitty On Warlord Action, Hot Skidding On Wailord Action, Hot Skittles On Warlord Action, Hot Griddles On Warlord Action
- Ho Yay + Hitler Ate Sugar -> Hitler Yay
- Humans Are Cthulhu -> Humans Ate Cthulhu -> Humans Mate Cthulhu
- Humongous Mecha -> Humorous Mecha
- Hypocritical Humour -> Hypothetical Humour
- Hippocratical Humor
- Hypothetical Humor -> Hypothetical Tumor
- Hypothetical Homer
I
- I'm a Humanitarian -> I'm A Hungarian
- I Am Not Spock -> I Am Hot Spock
- Ice Cream Koan -> Ice Cream Koran
- Ichiban no Tempura -> Ichirin no Hana -> Ichirin no Hana [1]
- Idiot Plot -> Idiot Pot, I Did It Plot, Indy Plot
- Idiot Pilot
- If You Die, I Call Your Stuff -> If You Die, I Call You "Stuff"
- If You Die, I Call Your Slut
- IKEA Erotica -> Ike Erotica
- IKEA Emoticon
- I Kiss Your Foot -> I Kiss Your Food -> I Kiss You, Fool -> I Pity You, Fool
- "I Know You're in There Somewhere" Fight -> I Know You Are In There Somewhere, Fight!, "I Know You Are In There Somewhere" Fright
- I Know You Know I Know -> I Know Yuuno I Know
- I Know I Know I Know
- I Know You Know Yoko Ono
- Oho You Know Bono Knows Yoko Ono's Uno? Onoes!
- I Love Nuclear Power -> I Love Nuklear Power
- Image Song -> Imagine Song
- Immortality Immorality -> Immortality Immortality
- Immorality Immortality (either someone's evil deeds being remembered after them, or gaining immortality through doing something evil)
- Immune to Drugs -> Immune To Dogs, Immune To Drones, Immune To Dorks, Immune To Dugs
- Improbable Antidote -> Improbable Anecdote, Impossible Attitude
- Implacable Man -> Inexplicable Man, Inflatable Man
- Implausible Man
- Impossible Man
- Irreplaceable Man
- Incapable Man
- Unplaceable Man
- Inpissable Man
- Improvised Weapon -> Improvised Woman, Improved Weapon, Improvised Wee apron
- Incredibly Long Note -> Incredibly Long Nose
- Incorruptible Pure Pureness -> Incorrigible Pure Pureness
- I Need to Go Iron My Dog -> I Need To Golron My Dog
- Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain -> Ineffectual Synthetic Villain, In Effect, Some Pathetic Villain
- Infant Immortality -> Infant Immorality
- Infinite Immortality
- Informed Equipment -> Informed Elephant
- Inherently Funny Words -> Inherently Funny Wounds, Inherently Furry Fandom Words
- In Name Only -> In Nomine Only
- In Naminé Only
- Inner Monologue -> Inner Mongolia
- Innocence Virgin On Stupidity -> Innocent Virgin ON STUPIDITY!, Stupid Virgin On Stupidity
- Innocence Verging On Stupidity
- Insistent Terminology -> Instant Terminology -> Instant Termination
- Instant Awesome, Just Add Dragons -> Instant Awesome Just Add Dreigonix (Come on, I'm not that awesome.)
- Instant Messenger Pigeon -> Instant Messenger Pidgin
- Instant Murder Pidgeon
- Instant Messenger Pidgey-on
- Instant Messiah Pidgin
- Insistent Terminology Messenger Pidgit
- Instant Runes -> Infant Runes, Instant Prunes, Instant Russian, Inane Runes
- Insistant Rules
- Instant Seiza -> Instant Seizure, Instant Frieza
- Insufferable Genius -> Insufferable Genie
- Intangible Man -> Intelligible Man, Inelegible Man,Illogical Man
- Interactive Narrator -> Interrupted Narrator, Inactive Narrator, Interactive Warrior
- Interface Screw -> Infantile Screw -> Infertile Screw
- In-Universe Game Clock -> In Universe Game Cock
- Invisible Grid -> Invisible Grind
- I Read That As -> I Read That Ass
- I Read (Present-Tense) That As
- Tread That As…
- I'd Bed That Ass
- I Reed That Ass
- I Rape That Ass
- Irresponsible Captain Tylor -> Irresponsible Captain Tyrol (also wondered how Chief Tyrol got promoted to Captain), Impossible Captain Taylor, Irresponsible Captain Tylenol
- Irritation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery -> Irradiation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
- ISophagus -> I, Sophagus (instead of "iSophagus"), Sarcophagus
- I Saw Fags
- It Has Been an Honor -> It Has Been A Horror
- It's a Wonderful Plot -> It's A Wonderful Pilot
- It's Easy, So It Sucks -> It's Easy, Now It Sucks, It's So Easy, It Sucks -> I'm So Easy, It Sucks
- It's Popular, Now It Sucks -> It's Pop'n, Now It Sucks
- I Want My Beloved to Be Happy -> I Want My Beloved Mr. Happy
- I Was Quite a Looker -> I Was Quite A Locker, I Was Quite A Hooker
J
- Jacob Marley Warning -> Bob Marley Warning
- Jacob Marley Winning -> Jacob Marley Whining
- Jesus and Mo -> Jesus and Mio
- Jiggle Physics -> Jiggy Physics
- Jingle All the Way -> Jiggle All The Way
- Joe Quesada -> Joe Quesadilla
- Joker Jury -> Joker Fury
- Judge, Jury, and Executioner -> Judge Judy and Executioner
- Juggle Fu -> Jiggle Fu, Struggle, Fuu
- Just in Time -> Justin Time
- Just Intake
K
- Kaiju Defense Force → Kanji Defense Force
- Kaleidoscope Eyes → Kaleidoscope Thighs
- Kansai Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Accent → Kansas Regional Ascend
- Kamen Rider Fourze → Kamen Rider Fonzie
- Katamari Damacy → Calamari Democracy, Calamari Delicacy
- Katamari Democracy (insert mental images of the President of All Cosmos in a business suit here)
- Katanas Are Just Better → Kataras Are Just Better, Kantaria Is Just Better
- Katamaris Are Just Better
- Kittens Are Just Better
- Kill It With Cold (on YKTTW) → Kill It With God → Kill It with Cod
- Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep → Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sheep
- King of Beasts → King of Breasts
- Kirbys Epic Yarn → Kirby's Epic Yam
- King Mook → King Mork and Mindy→ King Monk'
- Kissing Cousins → Jizzing Cousins, Kissing Cosines
- Killing Counsins
- Kissing Discretion Shot → Killing Discretion Shot → Killing Direction Shot
- Kneel Before Frodo → Kneel Before Frollo
- Know Your Vines → Know Your Vimes → Know Your Mimes → Know Your Memes
- K-On! → Kon, Kyon
- Kukris Are Kool → Yukkuris Are Cool → Kokiris Are Cool
- Kung Fu-Proof Mook → Kung Fu Proof Monk
- Kuudere → Cool Deer → Cool, dear!
L
- Laconic -> Lactic Wiki, Baconic Wiki, Lexiconic Wiki, Iaconic Wiki
- Lady in Red -> Lady In Bed, Something In Red
- Lambda -> Lambada -> Banana
- Lame Comeback -> Llama Comeback; Lame, Come Back!
- Lampshade Hanging -> Lamplight hanging
- Landmark of Lore -> Landmark Of Love, Landmine Lore, Landmark of Ore, Landmark Of Iova
- Landmine Lore + Lame, Come Back! (on this page) -> Landmine Core
- Laser-Guided Karma -> Laser Guided Katana, Laser Guided Kamina, Laser Guided Katara, Laser Guided Kantaria
- Laser Guided Kama
- Laser Guided Kamek
- Last-Name Basis -> Last Name Bases, Last Name Bias, Last Name Badass
- Last Meme Basis, Last Meme Bias
- Laughing Mad -> Laughing Man
- Lawful Good -> Lawful Dude
- Lawful Evil -> Lawful Ebil.
- Lawful Stupid -> Awful Stupid -> Awful Something
- Lensman Arms Race -> Lesbian Arms Race
- Libation for the Dead -> Liberation For The Dead
- Like Is, Like, a Comma -> Life Is Like A Comma
- Life Is Like A Coma
- Dude, She's Like, in a Coma
- Like You Would Really Do It -> Luke Would Really Do It
- LittleBigPlanet -> Little Big Town
- Load-Bearing Boss -> Load Bearing Bras -> Load Bearing Bass
- Locard's Theory -> LOLcats Theory, Picard's Theory
- Lock and Load Montage - >Lock And Load Marriage
- LOLcats -> Loliconcats
- Lolicon -> LOL Icon
- Lonely Rich Kid -> Loony Rich Kid
- Lord British Postulate -> Lord British Prostitute
- Lottery of Doom + Combattler V -> V Of Doom
- Lotus Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Cast Eating Machine
- Lotus-Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Cast Eating Machine -> Cat Eating Machine
- Lotus-Eater Machine -> Locust Eating Machine -> Lolcat Eating Machine
- Lovable Traitor -> Lovable Translator -> Lobster Translator
- Loves My Alter Ego -> Love Is My Alter Ego
- Loves My Alter Kocker
- Ludicrous Gibs -> Ludicrous Gibbs
- Luke, I Am Your Father -> Look, I Am Your Father
- Luke Nounverber -> Luke November
- Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mindor -> Luke Skywalker and the Shadows of Mordor (can anyone say, Best Crossover Ever?)
- Luke, You Are My Father -> Luke You Are Your Father
- Luminescent Blush -> Luminescent Bush
- Lust, Caution -> Lust Cauldron -> Lost Cauldron
- Les Luthiers -> Lex Luthors
- Sex Authors -> Sex Aurors
- Less Lutherans
- Les Authors
- Lesbian Luthors
- Less Lutherans
- Lysistrata Gambit -> Lysistrata Gerbil
M
- Macademi Wasshoi -> Madame Wasabi
- Madlax -> Maglax -> Magax
- Mad Love -> Man Love
- Made of Iron -> Made Of Iroh (which is probably even more Badass)
- Made of Plasticine -> Made Of Plastic, Made Of Plastique
- TV Tropes Made of Win Archive -> Made Of Wham! Episode -> Made of Ham
- Maechen Period -> Maerchen Period; Maedchen Period; Merchandise, Period!
- Mage in Manhattan -> Made In Manhattan, Merge in Manhattan, Mad In Manhattan (Hey, a sequel to Sleepless in Seattle!), Marge In Manhattan
- What about Maid in Manhattan?
- Rage In Manhattan (Actually Brooklyn, but...)
- Mage Mad Hatter
- Madden Manhattan
- Manage Manhattan
- Magi Babble -> Magi Bubble, Magic Barbie
- Magical Girlfriend -> Maniacal Girlfriend, Magical Girl's Friend
- Magic Floppy Disk -> Magic Floppy Dick
- Magnificent Bastard -> Magnetic Bastard-> Magical Bastard
- Maiden's Capriccio -> Maiden's Cappuccino, Maid's Cappuccino
- Mail Order Bride -> Mai-Otome Zwei, Male Order Bride
- Mail Order Bribe
- Nail Order Bride
- Male Gaze -> Mole Gaze
- Male Gays
- Mana Meter -> Mahna Mahna (Doot doo, doo doo doo.), Millimeter
- Marimite -> Marmite
- Manime.
- Mermaid
- Market-Based Title -> Meerkat Based Title (Timon and Pumbaa?) -> Meerkat Based Table
- Marth Debuted in Smash Bros -> Mearth Debuted In Smash Bros
- Math Debuted In Smash Bros
- Meth De-Butted Smash Bros
- Martial Arts and Crafts -> Martian Arts And Crafts
- Martial Artist's Crafts (weapons?)
- Marital Arts and Crafts
- Martial Pacifist -> Marital Pacifist (more kissing, less slapping)
- Married At Sea -> Married To (the) Sea
- Martian Successor Nadesico -> Martian Successor Nabisco
- Mary Sue -> Bobbie Sue
- Masahiro Sakurai -> Mashimaro Sakurai
- McLeaned -> McLearned
- Meaningful Name -> Meaningful Memetic Mutation
- Measuring the Marigolds -> Masturbating The Marigolds, Measuring The Margolies
- Media Scrum -> Media Scrotum
- Media Scum -> Media Cum
- Media Krum
- Mediation Backfire -> Meditation Backfire
- Meet The Kardashians -> Meet the Cardassians -> Meet Lando Calrissian
- Mega Neko -> Mega Neku
- Megaton Punch -> Megatron Punch
- Metatron Punch
- Metatron Punch
- Megaton Paunch
- Megaton PAWWWNCH
- Mega Man Punch
- Megaton Pinch
- MegaTen Punch
- Metaltron Punch (The Dalek hadn't fixed his gun yet...)
- Men in Hats -> Men Without Hats
- Mental World -> Mental Wound -> Hentai World
- Metal World
- Mentors -> Mentos Finger
- Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch -> Mermaid Melody Do Don Pachi
- Mermaid Melody Pichu Pichu Pitch
- Metafiction Demanded This Index -> Metafiction Damned This Index
- Mercy Rewarded -> Mercy Reworded, Marcy Rewarded, Mercy Retarded
- Meta Fic -> Metal Fic
- Metal Slime -> Mental Slime, Meal Slime (Indeed. "You are no longer hungry".), Metals Lime
- Mexican Standoff -> Mexican Spin-Off, Mexican Handoff
- Mexican Hat Off
- Midnight On The Firing Line [2]-> Midnight At The Firing Squad, Midnight On The Fairy Line
- Mighty Whitey -> Mighty Tighty Whitey, Naughty Whitey
- Mike Nelson, Destroyer of Worlds -> Mike Tyson Biter Of Ears
- Mildly Military -> Mildy Military
- Millard Fillmore -> Mallard Fillmore (Actually the name of a comic), Millard Fallmore, Nathan Fillmore
- Mineral MacGuffin -> Minerva McGonagall
- Minmaxer's Delight -> Mixmaster's Delight
- Wait A Minute, Mixmaster's Delight?
- Mitadake High -> Midlake High -> Marmaduke High
- Mnogo Nukes -> Mango Nukes, Manga Nukes
- Moe Greene Special -> Moe Greene Special
- Money, Dear Boy -> Money Mah Boi
- Money Fetish -> Monkey Fetish
- Monkey Morality Pose -> Monkey Spitting Pose
- Monster Is a Mommy -> Monster Is Your Mom -> Your Mom Reads Monster
- Monster Is A Mummy
- Mook Chivalry -> Mork and Mindy Chivalry, Mook Cavalry
- The Moorcock Effect -> The Moar/ore Cock Effect, The Moon Cop Effect, The Mook Cook Effect, Mork and Mindy's Cock Effect (Rule 34?)
- I read it as "The Motorcock Effect".
- Moral Dissonance -> Mortal Dissonance, Moral Distance, Moral Dissin' Dance
- Mordenkainen's Lucubration -> Mordenkainen's Lubrication, Harkinian's Lubrication, Mordekaiser's Lubrication
- Murder Kinky Lubrication (just don't ask)
- More Dakka -> More Darker and Edgier, More Dagga, More Baka, More Dak'kon
- Most Triumphant Example -> Most Triumelephant Example
- The Contributors' page Morkais Chosen -> Mork Is Chosen
- Motive Misidentification - Movie Misidentification
- Mulder Moment -> Murder Moment, Muddle Moment
- Muggle Moment
- Murder, She Wrote -> Murder the Whore
- The Mummy Trilogy -> The Hammy Trilogy
- Same difference.
- Musical Assassin -> Medical Assassin, Musical Assignment
- My Hovercraft Is Full of Eels -> My Lovecraft Is Full Of Eels
- ↑ For those who don't know, every single one of the post-transformation phrases uttered by the Heartcatch Pretty Cure girls has "One flower <something something>", or "<something something> ichirin no hana".
- ↑ now Innocuously Important Episode
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