Dynasty Warriors/Haiku

Ancient Chinese lords
fight by hacking and slashing.
Lu Bu is Badass.

—Endark Culi

Unreal depiction
Of half-real Chinese epic
But damn is it fun

—Stealth

The Men from Shu,

Joined up with the Kingdom of Wu.

They'd pretend not to stay,

To overthrow Wei,

And Cao Cao was left feeling Blue.

—Truro

Three Kingdoms at war
Who will be victorious?
Those goddamned archers.

—Death To Squishies