Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot/Web Comics

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• Every single character from the Ask a ZNP strips from the webcomic Monsterful falls into this category, you get from the main ZNP (zombie ninja pirate) to a VSV (Vampiric Spartan Viking), PGS (Perverted Ghost Samurai), PHC (Psychotic Homunculus cyborg) and the list goes on.
• In Holiday Wars, A zombie t-rex shows up in this in this strip. It then is regularly referred to as "an undead dino."
• Homestuck
  • The main character, John Egbert, with the use of his "Alchemiter", can combine his stuff into various badass (and not-so badass) items; Particularly, the kick-ass Pogo Hammer, made from a playground pogo ride and a claw hammer Wrinklefucker, made from a playground pogo ride, a claw hammer, and a clothes iron. Now all the characters have made similar weapons. A memorable one is the Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete.
  • Dave's bro is a ninja puppeteer rapper. He seems to make a living by combining these talents... and also making puppet porn videos.
  • The prototypings. You see, whenever one of the main characters prototypes their kernelsprite with something, it causes all of the enemies they fight to take on some of the features of what was used to prototype. This leads to the characters fighting harlequin-cat-princess-squid-crow- dog hybrids.
    • Speaking of prototyping, the Troll Session's Black King has this trope in SPADES, he ends up as a Crab Beast-Giant Monster Spider-Sea Goat/Dragon-Blind Dragon-Frog Statue-Fairy Bull-Two-Headed Cyclops-Feral Cat-Virgin Alien-Egg Laying Insect-Lactating Musclebeast-Seahorse-Gargantuan Tentacled Elder God-King.
  • Troll Aradia Megido is probabaly the most guilty of this trope (to awesome effect!) as at one point she is (in order of occurrence) an Alien Troll Psychic Ghost Frog Gamesprite Time-Travelling Robot. That is, until she reaches her God-Tier . . . which actually reduces the number of things she is, being merely an Alien Troll Psychic Time-Traveling God Fairy.
    • Now has a song based on it.
      • Also lampshaded in this comic. ^{[dead link]}
  • Lord English is an indestructible Egyptian demon pimp puppet Space Pirate Hulk Time Lord Crime Lord.
• Goats: The comic. For example, in the story arc "Infinite Typewriters", a cyborg fish is incensed by the movie "Good Hitler vs. Space Hitler", sets a goat's magical underwear on fire and embarks with a foul-mouthed baby chicken on an interdimensional journey, using a singularity stolen from a pair of grey aliens' spaceship to build a potato-powered teleport robot which burns holes in the walls of reality with demon matches from the Mayan underworld. Features a headless corpse with a robot arm used as a sort of prosthetic body by the baby chicken, a bisexual ninja with exploding Oreos, infinite monkeys, the Starbucks at the center of the multiverse, and lesbian corn.
  • Goats hangs a lampshade on this exact trope when a character in the strip purchases a shirt with a Pirate Monkey Robot on it. The shirt is now an actual product.
• Eh, Tío has a Ninja-Pirate Mercenary
• From the webcomic Xkcd comes this "fragment" of action adventure involving a damaged space station, a volcano, motorcycles and dinosaurs. Oh, and Janeane Garofalo.
  • This one isn't an example of the trope by itself, but some of the mental images you'll no doubt get in your head while reading it definitely are. Also counts as a Deconstruction
• The Adventures of Dr. McNinja is about an Irish-American ninja who is also a medical doctor, with a gorilla for a receptionist, mentoring an orphan boy raised by bandito scientists. The boy has an impressive mustache, is a crack shot with his revolvers, and rides a velociraptor. He (Dr. McNinja, not one of the others) once fought an opponent who was armed with chainsaw nunchucks. There's a Story Arc devoted to (in the completely accurate words of the author) "GhostWizardVampireZombieHeadlessHorseman nonsense".
  • As an April Fool's joke, Dan, Mitzi, Dark Smoke Puncher, and Gordito all die from "their one weakness... Bullets. From a gun." Shortly afterwards they all rise from their graves "as ninja pirate robot monkey clown bandito werewolf zombies!" How CRraAAaaZZzzyyyyyy!. Are we having a Trope-orgasm yet?
  • The good Doctor's adventures are one of the few places where the question "Are dinosaurs immune to zombies?"^[1] can be asked and make sense in context. Oh, and the zombies in question are ninjas too.
• This Nodwick strip, which also serves as a Lampshade Hanging of this trope.
• 8-Bit Theater: "Swordchucks, yo!"
  • The staff-chucks.
  • The side advice column "Ask Red Mage" also engaged in this gratuitously, eventually culminating in a Ninja riding a Pirate-Jedi-Cyber-Dinosaur on a Hoverboard versus a horde of Abraham Lincoln Clones at the Febreeze factory.
  • Also, ""What if he's an undead robot?"
  • And then there's the Military Mashup Machine that is the space helicopter. Or land submarine.
  • "AND THEN I SHOOT LAZERS BEAMS POWERED WITH SWORDS (WHIC ARE ALSO LASER POWERED!!!!!!!!!!"
• "This gg-guys" has evil mutant Amber ninja pirate clones
• Goblins: Life Through Their Eyes favourite donation strip character, Tempts Fate, takes on a "Pirate Ninja" during a battle with a party of poorly thought out RPG characters.
  • Another Tempts Fate strip contains Morpheus Bilbo Kenobi.
• After reading this comic by Tailsteak, you'll start to think ninja are as indispensable a part of a pirate ship as a mast or a crow's nest.
• Charby the Vampirate, a comic about... hum, yeah, you guessed it. A Kid Vampire Pirate.
• I Was Kidnapped by Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space!. Enough said.
• Gunnerkrigg Court is usually pretty understated. This just makes instances of this trope stand out even more, such as the time Annie escapes from robots by riding on the back of a Big Badass Wolf (who is actually a toy possessed by a fox demon thing). Or the time the trickster-god beech-slaps the eight-foot-tall tree-armed wolf-man. But what really takes the cake is the buggy drawn by a robot horse quoting Milton's Paradise Lost.
  • Robot laser cows that shoot lasers from their eyes and mow the lawn.
    • Laser Cows. Just like real cows. Only with lasers. And snark.
• Dominic Deegan, for one arc at least, gave us a Frankenstein's Monster Pirate Bassist.
• Definition of uber cool: In this strip of Loserz.
• In Irregular Webcomic, Mercutio asks Will Shakespeare to insert catgirls into his novelization of the Lord of the Rings movies. When Will thinks that "this isn't really working", he promptly rewrites them into catgirl ninjas.
• The Ham Smash 'Em Up is so cool that it can't even exist.
• This ExtraLife strip reveals what happens when the trope is overdone.
• Sluggy Freelance has this a few times, most notably in this strip where an extra-dimensional Alien, a Mad Scientist with a gatling gun, a Killer Rabbit with a switchblade, and a talking ferret with glider wings set out to fight some vampires. Subverted in the very same strip.
  • Also Oasis, a ninja assasin robot gymnast.
• Erfworld. A flying rock battle between mafia vampires and K.I.S.S. midgets riding dragons. Really, can it get more awesome than that?
  • Dwagons actually. Seriously, who'd call them dragons, that's stupid.
  • One of the mafia vampires' allies is a bisexual barbarian princess who rides around on giant flying marshmallow peeps (called gwiffons).
• Order of the Stick: "Oh, so first she's a ninja, then she's a clown? Was she a pirate-robot-monkey too?" No, but she is a Half-Human Hybrid ninja who the speaker thinks is a superhero.
  • The OotS strips appearing in Dragon Magazine and Snips, Snails, and Dragon Tails feature a vampiric half-dragon half-troll lycanthropic fiendish snail with psionic powers. Tremble at its illogical glory!
• Men in Hats: "The monkey also has a jetpack."
• Tales of the Great Pirate/Ninja War. Self-explanatory, really.
• Adventurers!: "Wait! I know! We could have chain-smoking monkey sharks with lasers flying helicopters and when they smoke they shoot lasers at everyone!"
• A German webcomic features the concept for the ideal tv show: nazi dinosaurs fighting cyborg-vampires with katanas
• The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob has a fair bit of this, since the main character is the adopted father of a superintelligent fuzzy pink lab accident, his grandson is a giant robot built out of a milking machine, his niece is a clone of his adopted daughter, his daughter's pet is a giant alien bunny with tentacles who got shrunk to the size of a basketball, one of his closest friends is a giant alien butterfly disguised as a gorgeous woman who is heir to the throne of the local space empire and rides a fire-breathing dragon descended from dinosaurs, and another of his close friends was recently revealed to be a bald bigfoot whose people hide their giant footprints by riding unicorns.
• The Official Creebobby Comics Archetype Times Table. Part 2 and 3.
• In one of their semi-affectionate riffs on Michael Bay's... distinctive style, Faulty Logic brings us Bay's own pirate cyborg pterodactyl. In fact, Faulty Logic is no stranger to this, although "squirrel" has an odd way of finding its way into the mix.
• Dumnestor's Heroes: Early in their adventure, the heroes comes accross a Necromancer who wants to animate ancient robot ninjas (well, they're probably more like cyborgs) to create Zombie Robot Ninjas. Later, a village is raided by Vampire Pirate Monkeys. The comic has a good laugh at all this in this ^{[dead link]} strip.
  • Oh, come on! ^{[dead link]} Now Irony-chan must be doing it on purpose.
    • She teamed up a band each of ninja, pirates, and samurai in a side-story in the print version of Get Medieval. They were last seen sailing into battle against "a forty storey firebreathing lizard ... heading for Edo!" "You goin' down, lizard!"
• Errant Story has the Ensigerum, and order of Ninja/warrior-monk/time-mages who are some of the deadliest fighters and assassins in the world.
• In this Wondermark strip, it's mentioned: "Communists", "Pirates", "Communist Pirates", "Ninjas" and "Ninjas in unicycles".
  • Wondermark also features the "piranhamoose" running gag.
• Schlock Mercenary refs this very trope with a potential giant robot ninja-pirate terrorist.
• Tiny candles boxing on a potato chip floating in coffee in Mountain Time.
• Tweep suggests the atomic cherrywood gelato maker.
• Axe Cop is full of these. For one, there's a half dinosaur, half avocado, flute-wielding cop with a unicorn horn that grants wishes. And that's just The Lancer. It also contains a vampire werewolf shark crab wizard ninja from the moon and his brother, a vampire wizard ninja swordfish with fire powers. Even Axe Cop's mustache and beard have practically qualified in one of the styles he once wore.
• Ctrl+Alt+Del has a comic titled "This is how the world ends" featuring a robot pirate attacking a zombie ninja riding a dinosaur.
  • In a background featuring multiple volcanoes and a sea of lava while they fight on a cliff.
• Zom-Zom, the zombie Kaiju from Megatokyo.
• Xeletor of The-FAN is this trope taken to the letter.
• Girl Genius: Takes a lot to kill Othar Tryggvassen. Specifically, ^[2]
• In this strip of Real Life Comics, Greg gives an example of how a Frankenzombiewerevampire might come into existence.
• Blip: In her dreams, K fights a pirate rabbit transvestite robot. While armed with weapons and powerups from Bleach, Star Wars, Dragonball Z, and Sailor Moon.
• Cyanide & Happiness gives us a Zombie Werewolf Vampire.
• This poster from Luke Surl (see also Alt Text).
• Cry Havoc features Mercenary Werewolf super soldiers, Flying Vampire commandos, Viking Vampire hunting priests...
• Andrius the Zompire in The Pocalypse, a vampire bitten by a zombie.
• Bug has pirate hippies.
• Dougie the Scottish cowboy in What the Fu.
• Captain Snow from Archipelago is one part Pirate king, one part undead bastard who won't die, and one part cyborg made of Magitek
• In the webcomic Genre Squad. The main characters are a ninja, pirate, zombie and robot. Makes you wonder if they know of this trope...
• DMFA: Dan's clan leader is a Six-winged fifty foot ninja grandmother.
• The now defunct webcomic Chainmail Bikini has xXKillStealr69Xx, a Half Ogre, Half Dark Elf, Half Human Warrior/Rogue character with the Shademaster and Gladiator backgrounds in the fictional role-playing game the characters are playing, with all the benefits from each class and his impossible heritage(Apparently his three parents had a threesome.)
• Weregeek presents: Pirate Cthulhu vs. Ninja Godzilla!
• Chuckle-A-Duck has zombees.

1. ↑ YES
2. ↑ more than being tied to a lit keg of explosives and tossed into a pit of acid filled with mutant, acid-resistant flying pirahnas armed with flame-throwers and battle axes while venomous, mechanical, missile-launching Morris dancers armed with liquid nitrogen harpoon guns are overhead; riding giant, rabid killer bees, with side-mounted death rays.