Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot/Professional Wrestling

• In the '80s, there was a Memphis wrestler who went by the name "Macho Warrior" Ric Hogan.
• Jimmy Wang Yang, the kung-fu cowboy. ("There ain't nothin' yeller about me! But there is something that's red....")
• John Cena (a rapper and a "chain-gang souljah"!)
• John Bradshaw Layfield (redneck brawler turned nouveau-riche Wall Street Jerkass)
• The "Rock 'N' Sock Connection." In one package you had both an awesomely tattooed Large Ham and future movie star with refined brawling skills and charisma to spare and a short dude in a leather mask who had a puppet for a friend and was famous for jumping off things.
• Steve Gatorwolf, an 80's wrestler with an indian gimmick. He had the power of neither an alligator, a wolf, or Chief Jay Strongbow as usually he was pummeled in less than 3 minutes.
• Rob Van Dam, the surf ninja (or is that a ninjitsu surfer)?
• Ultra Mantis Black, an evil supervillain, cult leader, insect, vegan, punk rock enthusiast who really loves Christmas. And I'm sure I'm missing a few other things.
• The Undertaker, a Grim Reaper, Evil Overlord, Badass Biker.
• Photogenic Chris Bosh, a pasty, pudgy, racist who thought he was an 80's martial arts movie star, wore lots of fringe, and his big move is punching people in the junk while yelling like Van Dam.
• Aspiring TNA wrestler Joey Ryan, who is basically Jimmy Hart with somewhat shorter hair and more attitude. No, seriously.