Dick & Dom in da Bungalow

Dick & Dom in da Bungalow is a CBBC entertainment television series presented by the duo Dick and Dom (Richard McCourt and Dominic Wood). The series was broadcast on weekend mornings on various BBC television channels for five series, running between 31 August 2002 and 11 March 2006.

Dick & Dom in da Bungalow
Presented by	Richard McCourt Dominic Wood
Starring	Melvin Odoom (2003-2006) Ian Kirkby (2004-2006) Dave Chapman (2003-2006) Lee Barnett (2004-2006)
Country of origin	United Kingdom
No. of series	5
No. of episodes	254
Production
Running time	180 minutes (Series 1 - 2) 120 minutes (Series 3 - 5) 60 minutes (Series 5, Sundays only)
Release
Original network	CBBC Channel (31 August 2002 – 11 March 2006) BBC One (20 September 2003 – 17 December 2005) BBC Two (7 January - 11 March 2006)
Original release	31 August 2002 (2002-08-31) – 11 March 2006 (2006-03-11)
Chronology
Related shows	Dick and Dom's Funny Business (2011) Diddy Movies (2012-14) Diddy TV (2016-present)

Show format

Much of the programme revolved around a loose game show format involving six studio contestants (or Bungalow Heads). These were all children in Series 1-4, whilst in Series 5, five children and one celebrity were the contestants on the Saturday show, and five children and a special guest ranging from family members / friends, or the cast of the show in various outfits (such as Darth Vader, or Mr. Blobby) were contestants on the Sunday show. Points were earned through success in various games throughout the show, although points could be awarded or taken away at any time by the hosts. Although they threatened to do this, for example, when a particular child was being troublesome, this was mostly never carried out.

Occasionally, at the end of the show, a phone call was taken from The Almighty Kid. The Almighty Kid's identity was unknown, but changed each time they called. The Almighty Kid could award or take away points from one Bungalow Head for no reason at all. He could also decide to cover them in "creamy muck muck".

The first and second prizes were usually desirable items such as a TV or games console, but the third prize was always a 'booby prize' like a hubcap, a cake made of carpet, a hairy cheese, bottled water from the River Hull or a chocolate tea pot. At the very end, the Bungalow Head with the fewest points was gunged, sitting on the toilet - though for the last series this practice was largely dropped, possibly because the contestants were already covered in "creamy muck muck" during the finale round.

The show's games were interspersed with random features and cartoons.

During Series 1 to 4, the points total at the end of Saturday - with an extra prize for the winner on Saturday - was carried over to the Sunday show, and prizes were awarded at the end of that show.

Opening Titles

The logo starts the titles. During the animated titles, Dick and Dom are in bed and animated hands get them ready for the day ahead. At the beginning of every episode, after the titles had aired, a prerecorded segment was played in which the presenters emerged from the lift in the studio in a costume (e.g. Aeroplanes) whilst a song relating to the costume was played. Dick and Dom then walked back into the lift. The doors closed and the show then switched to live broadcast, with Dick and Dom reemerging from the lift in casual clothes and quickly starting the show.

The Picture Frame

Each week, Dick and Dom had a famous celebrity's picture on a picture frame with a moving mouth. One week, for example, the picture in the frame was of Tony Blair. Usually the person in the frame said something silly, for example when Noel Edmonds was in the frame and started singing "I'm Roly, I'm Poly...", or Michael Parkinson said 'Wiggity wiggity wah!'.

Series 5 saw the picture frame being used less than in previous series and in addition, there were attempts to implement numerous tricks with the picture frame, including firing gunge and pushing out small objects like bouquets of flowers. e.g. when Huw Edwards was in the picture frame he said "News just in, this just out" before the person operating the mouth hosed gunge out of his mouth.

Bungalow Games

Several games were played live in the Bungalow in each episode. These were mostly contested by the Bungalow Heads for points, although there were some exceptions. In accordance with UK children's television tradition, many of the games involved the participants being gunged. This was particularly true of the final game of every show, called Creamy Muck Muck.

Creamy Muck Muck

Creamy Muck Muck was always played just before the end of every Saturday show. Throughout the series, the precise theme varied. The games were sometimes presented by the other members of the cast - Dave Chapman, Ian Kirby and Melvin Odoom. If not, then they were featured somewhere in the background, often chucking "creamy muck muck" (custard) at whoever was currently answering a question. Bungalow Heads were also equipped with their own buckets of muck muck, which they could flick at each other.

Towards the end, the words "Go! Go! Go!" were shouted (usually by Dick) and a gunge-fest began, accompanied by the song "Ace of Spades" by Motörhead. There followed a minute's frenetic creamy muck muck throwing, as a lead into the end of the show. Buckets of other substances, such as 'Dirty Norris' (chocolate sauce mixed with treacle or toffee sauce), mushy peas and baked beans were also commonly used. The end credits were shown at the bottom of the screen as this was going on. By the end of the process, it was extremely rare to see anything or anyone on the set not completely covered in "muck muck".

During Series 1 to 4 (2002–2005), there was no precise nature or specific theme to Creamy Muck Muck, except for its ending. It has seen simple pie throwing in earlier series, various sport based themes, a murder mystery, and also many episodes where the presenters have pretended that they were not going to be throwing muck muck. For the end of Series 3, there was a surprise This Is Your Muck Muck sketch (a spoof of This Is Your Life), which involved many of Dick and Dom's family and friends, In Series 4 a Creamy Muck Muck bingo game was hosted by Dancing Brian (Ian Kirkby).

For Series 5 (2005–2006), the theme was normally a parody of a traditional game show, as well as some non-game shows such as Question Time. In whatever format the game took, the current 1st, 2nd and 3rd placed Bungalow Heads (The Prize Winners) competed against the 4th, 5th and 6th placed Bungalow Heads (The Prize Losers). If the Prize Winners won, then they would keep their current positions, and win the three prizes on offer. If the Prize Losers won, then they became the new 1st, 2nd and 3rd, and take the prizes off the previous Prize Winners. Featured gameshow parodies included Catchphrase, Blockbusters, Telly Addicts, Name That Tune, The Crystal Maze, Call My Bluff, Countdown and Deal or No Deal.

Forfeit Auction

The Forfeit Auction was featured on the Sunday editions of Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. In the game, Dick dressed up as 'Tomdickunharry', a Cockney geezer, and auctioned forfeits "for hard earned bungalow points, to stitch up your bungalow mates". His catchphrase was "Alright me darlin's?"

Usually, these forfeits included a Bungalow Head being covered in different foods, known as 'the usual', including Creamy Muck-Muck and 'Dirty Norris' (originally a Marmite-like substance, later replaced by chocolate custard), chopped tomatoes and mushy peas.

The forfeits were of two types: the first that was auctioned was usually a task for a Bungalow Head that lasted the whole show, for example 'The Clockwork Kid', or 'The Caveman Kid'. The second involved a Bungalow Head dressing up and being covered in the items explained above.

For series 5, due to the reduction in broadcast time, only the messy forfeit remained. Also 'blind bidding' was introduced where the Bungalow Heads would write their bids down, which was done to help save time. At the end of the final Sunday episode (5 March 2006), 'Tomdickunharry' revealed himself to have been Dick all along on-screen.

Baby Race

The Baby Race started in series 4 and continued through to series 5. In the game, six babies and their parents were brought into the studio. Each parent sat at one end of a mat and the first baby to get from one parent to the other was the winner. Usually the parent on the far side held an object or toy that the baby liked, or found interesting. The race was treated much like a horse race (to get points the Bungalow Heads had to bet on which baby they thought would win) up to and including the humorous commentary where other 'race tracks' are referred to as if baby racing was a popular sport.

During one of the races in the fifth series, a baby stopped crawling and took their first steps live on the show.

Yum Yum Yak

This game was played regularly between one of the presenters and one of the Bungalow Heads, in the Bungalow's attic. The game involved a spinning wheel (akin to a roulette wheel) with twelve different chocolates placed on it, each one shaped like the show's logo. Eleven of these chocolates were milk chocolate (therefore "Yum Yum") and the other one was flavoured with strong chili powder (therefore "Yak"). However, the chocolates all looked identical, and therefore neither the presenter nor the Bungalow Head knew which one of the chocolates was flavoured with chili. The presenter and Bungalow Head would take turns spinning the wheel and eating the chocolate which the wheel landed on. If this was one of the milk chocolates, the person eating it would say "Yum Yum" to denote this and the game would continue. If however, someone consumed the chili chocolate, it would become immediately evident that they had done so as they would often cry out in pain, go red in the face and have to have a drink to cool down. The person who consumed the chili chocolate was deemed the loser.

Don't Go Daddy

This game was a regular feature and was played by all contestants. In the game, the contestants would work in pairs. Each pair was assigned a "Daddy" who was dressed in a suit for work (the "Daddies" were played by Dave Chapman, Ian Kirkby and Melvin Odoom). The pair of contestants would each have to grab hold of the ankles of their "Daddy" and stop them from moving, whilst the "Daddies" attempted to get through the curtain on the other side of the Bungalow. The winning pair was the contestants who successfully impeded their "Daddy" from reaching the curtain for the longest. In later series, variants of this game were played, including "Don't Go Mummy", "Daddy Don't Turn Off The Telly", "Daddy Don't Neck That Turkey" (for the Christmas special) and "Daddy Don't Give The Milkman A Right Old Donkey Scrubbing".

DCI Harry Batt's Interrogation Game

This game was played each week between one of the Bungalow Heads and DCI Harry Batt, portrayed by Ian Kirkby. In the game, the Bungalow Head was led into DCI Harry Batt's Interrogation Room (one of the rooms in the Bungalow), accompanied by either Dick or Dom. The Bungalow Head was then given a "secret word" by Dick or Dom, such as "windows". DCI Harry Batt would then enter. A 90-second clock would start and the Bungalow Head would have to tell an elaborate story about why they had supposedly been arrested by DCI Harry Batt, saying their secret word as many times as possible in the story. Each mention of the secret word during the story was worth 20 Bungalow Points, and a running count of how many points the Bungalow Head had scored was shown on screen. However, at the end of the 90 seconds, DCI Harry Batt would then be given the opportunity to guess the Bungalow Head's secret word from the story they had told. If DCI Harry Batt correctly guessed the secret word, as happened on the majority of times the game was played, the Bungalow Head would score no points at all. If DCI Harry Batt was incorrect however, the Bungalow Head would keep all the points they had scored in the game.

On one occasion (the final episode), DCI Harry Batt burst into the Bungalow, ready to arrest a Bungalow Head to play the Interrogation Game, but he was then apprehended by DCI Barry Fatt, who "took him down the station for a bit of interrogation". Batt then played the game as the contestant whilst DCI Barry Fatt tried to guess the secret word.

What's In The Box?

This was perhaps the most bizarre game played during the series. In the game, a large box was revealed, and without any clues or hints whatsoever, Bungalow Heads had to draw what they thought was in the box. The box was then opened to reveal something completely random and almost impossible to guess.

The Pants Dance

Towards the end of the programme, the Bungalow Head with the fewest bungalow points had to do "The Pants Dance", in which he or she danced with a pair of underpants on the head, singing:

I've got my head in my pants
I'm in a groovy disco trance
They were clean on just last week
Yeah, yeah baby, look at me
You gotta dance in your pants
Just like they do in France
You gotta take a chance
And do the knickers on your noodle prance
And dance in your pants!

Although the second line is "I'm in a groovy disco trance", Dick & Dom sing the line "I've got a groovy disco trance". This has previously been brought up on the show.

Dick and Dom's Top Ten All Time Favourite Games

On the final ten Saturday shows Dick and Dom replayed their favourite games on the bungalow ever, in ascending order. These were:

1. Make Dick Sick (or Make Dom Vom)
2. Musical Splatues
3. Do Not Laugh Or You Will Lose
4. Heads Shoulders Knees and Toast
5. Don't Go Daddy
6. Fairly Hairy Fizzogs
7. The Mucky Puddle Power Shower Game
8. Sweet Face
9. The Bungalow Small Change Hunt
10. What A Sweaty Flap

List of other games

Some other games featured include:

• Aarbbl Arrrbbll Arrbbbl Arbbbl (Hic)
• A Bungalow World Record Attempt
• All I Want For Christmas Is Four Goofy Teeth
• A Question Of Muck (A spin-off version of A Question of Sport)
• Babba Poorly Mama / New And Improved Babba Poorly Mama
• Baby Race
• Bad Or Bad
• Baldy Slap Heads
• Balloon Bang-a-Bang
• Bangers And Dash
• Barky Cluckinson's Alfresco Pie Challenge
• Blind Man's Buff Man
• Bobby Plops
• Bogey Cars
• Bogies / Bogies Grand Finale / Celebrity Bogies / Fogey Bogies / International Bogies / Lapland Bogies / Parent Bogies / Premier League Bogies / Pro-Celebrity Bogies
• Boxing Match: Barky Cluckinson vs. Meowy Croakola
• Brum Brum Ding Ding Sing Sing
• Bum Prints
• Bullsmuck
• Bungalow Battle Bots / Bungalow Battle Bots In Gravy / Bungalow Fattle Bots / Bungalow Girly Battle Bots / Bungalow Royal Battle Bots / Bungalow Twin Turbo Battle Bots
• Bungalow Boffin (where they played a game invented by a viewer)
• Bungalow Bingo (in a later series called Creamy Muck Muck Bingo)
• Bungalow Bogeymen (Rent-A-Ghost)
• Bungalow Head Bungalow Heads
• Bungalow Head Household Appliances
• Bungalow Rodeo
• Call My Muck
• Cat Mad Do / Cat Mad Do: Get Down Cattypuss / Cat Mad Do: SAS Assault / Cat Mad Do: Stand Up Version / Ian Beale's Battered KIPPER SLAPPER Cat Mad Do / Splattyoke Cat Mad Do
• Caution! Wet Wildlife
• Celebrity Two Word Tango (later appeared as a feature on The Chris Moyles Show on BBC Radio 1)
• Cereal Race / Snowy Cereal Race
• Creamy Muck Muck / Creamy Muck Muck Awards 2004 / Creamy Muck Muck Grand Finale
• DC Harry Batt's Interrogation Game / DC Harry Batt's Christmas Interrogation Game
• Dicks Dodgy Pic Nick
• Dick & Dom's Dirty Day
• Dick & Dom's Fascinating Facuality
• Do I Know You Or Snot?
• Do Not Laugh or You Will Lose
• Don't Drop Your Guts / Don't Drop The Sausage
• Don't Go Daddy (+ variations)
• Santa Please Get Lost
• Eeny Meeny Mackeracka Raridominacka Shickapappa Dickywhopper Rom Pom Stick
• Egg Nog
• Eggy Old Hair
• Euugghhhh... Yum Yum
• Fairly Hairy Combat Teddies
• Fairly Hairy Fairies
• Fairly Hairy Fizzogs
• Fairly Hairy Hairy Hairy Hair Hairy Hairy Hairy Hair Herberts
• Fairly Hairy Superstars
• Fat On Your Back
• Fat On Your Sack
• Ferrity Trousers
• Fish-Faced Mackerel Slapper
• Floppy Lazy Santas
• Forfeit Auction
• Gammon Down
• Get Out Of That!
• Grasping Rasping Wrinklies
• Heads Shoulders Knees & Croissants
• Heads Shoulders Knees & Crumpets
• Heads Shoulders Knees & Staffordshire Oat Cakes
• Head Shoulders Knees & Toast
• Hose Me Hair Off
• Ho Ho Hose Me Hair Off
• I Spotted Dick
• I'm So Angry I Could Pull My Hair Out!
• It's A Muckout
• Kiss Dick Quick
• Maddest Town
• Make Dick Sick (or Make Dom Vom in the last ever episode)
• Master Muck
• Melvin Odoom's Gurn Baby Gurn
• Mince Pie Mouthfuls
• Mucky Addicts
• Muck Busters
• Muck Muck Focus: Splatty City Vs Dirty Rogers / Muck Muck Focus: Snottingham Norris Vs Poo Alexandra / Muck Muck Focus: Messed On North End Vs Bottyspam Hotspur / Muck Muck Focus: West Bummidge Ambion Vs Arsenal / Muck Muck Focus: Splatston Villa Vs Ploppy Town
• Muckety Fortunes
• Muck Muck Or Draw
• Muck or No Muck? (A spin-off version of Deal or No Deal)
• Muck Phrase
• Muck Spell
• Muck Watch (A spin-off version of Crimewatch)
• Muckety Muck (A spin-off version of Blankety Blank)
• Mucker And Mrs
• Musical Buckets
• Musical Splatues
• My Gang
• My Kind Of Bongy-Bong
• Nae Body Move
• Nae Buzzy Move
• Name That Christmas Muck
• Naughty Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Nee Naw Game
• Never Muck The Buzzcocks
• Painty Painty Paint Paint Painty Paint Paint
• Pair The Odd Parent
• Phoney Phone Phing
• Pop My Saggy Bags / Pop My Saggy Bags: Armadillo Edition / Pop My Saggy Bags: Giant Flies Edition / Pop My Saggy Bags: Halloween Edition / Pop My Saggy Bags: Mini-fireworks Edition / Pop My Saggy Bags: Monkey Edition
• Public Transport
• Pumpy Rumpy
• Push Plop Protein
• Question Muck (A spin-off version of Question Time)
• Raymond Farmer's Farmyard Races
• Repetition Competition / Repetition Competition - The Christmas Edition
• Run Prize Idiot Run
• Santas Beard Munch
• Scary Dick
• Santa's Sack Race
• Shave and Vac
• Shut Your Cakehole
• Slaphead Santas
• Slipper Flipper
• Sloppy Ploppy Choosy Pops / New & Improved Sloppy Ploppy Choosy Pops / Santa Sloppy Ploppy Choosy Pops
• Short Change Hunt
• Snotty Nose Kid
• Sloppy Feet
• Souperman (A spin-off version of Superman)
• Snot Danglies
• Splat and Scatter
• Splativersity Challenge
• Spot The Difference
• Spot The Real Santa
• Staying Under The Mud
• Strangely Talented / Strangely Talented Grand Finale
• Strictly Come Muck Muck (A spin-off version of Strictly Come Dancing)
• Strictly Come Trimming
• Strike It Mucky
• Sweet Face Challenge
• Tache Bang Wallop
• That's the Stuff
• The All Electric Granny Snog Quiz
• The Attack Of The Killer Kids
• The Big Bad Blooming Bungalow Bonus Bonanza Banging Booty Break Game
• The Christmas Goodwill Game
• The Crying Game
• The Crystal Muck
• The Dubbing Game
• The Giggle Den
• The Electric Granny Snog Game
• The Mash Potato Grandad Snowman Game
• The Mucky Puddle Power Shower Game
• The Outboard Motor Gob Game
• The Weakest Muck Muck (A spin-off version of The Weakest Link)
• There's a Face in My Bucket / There's a Famous Face in My Bucket (with the end face tending to represent Rachel Stevens)
• Three Wise Men
• This Is Your Muck Muck
• Toddler Tug of War / Toddler Tug Of War: Festive Smackdown
• Top Of The Muck Muck
• Translation Game
• Trapped Wind
• Tricky Training
• Two Word Tango
• Ugly Mug Off
• Vase Licking Puppies
• Wappy Feet (Variations include hoppy and sloppy feet)
• What a Sweaty Flap
• Wheel Of Muck Muck
• Who Wants To Be A Muckyanaire?
• Watch Out, Yeti's about / Watch Out, Santa Yeti's About
• What A Smashing Pair Of Puds
• What Is On Your Mind
• What's In The Box / What's In The Christmas Box
• World's Muckiest Man
• Wiggy Coughing Dodgers
• X-Mas Factor Muck Muck (A spin-off version of The X Factor)
• Yes I Have Trifle* Trousers (* or mini-meringue, or pies, or jelly, or cheeseburgers, or crispy lemon juice, or lemonade and coke, or chocolate sauce, or foofy cottage cheese, or coleslaw, or tomato ketchup, or creamy muck muck, or chicken tikka masala with rice and naan bread, or rice pudding, or sick vomit, or fish and chips, or chinese takeaway, or indian takeaway, or jam doughnuts, or foofy cupcakes, or mashed potatoes, or mushy peas, or baked beans, or breakfast brunch, or sausage sarnies, or bacon and eggs, or fish and chip shop curry sauce, or drink of water and ice cream-birthday cake etc.)
• You'll Never Do That With a Carcass On Your Hands

Bungalow (regular) features

Bungalow Features normally took place outside the Bungalow, and were shown in short film segments during the show. They were mostly for entertainment purposes and had no bearing on the points totals of the Bungalow Heads.

Bogies

The most infamous part of Dick and Dom in da Bungalow was a pre-recorded game called Bogies. In this game, Dick and Dom situated themselves in a quiet public place such as a museum or restaurant and took turns to shout "bogies" at gradually increasing volumes, until one of them did not shout as loud as the other (judged by the Bogeyometer, or Snotometer, which appears on screen to rank the bogey), or quit due to embarrassment.

Variants of this game, such as Pro-Celebrity Bogies - involving a challenge from a minor celebrity to Dick or Dom - were seen in Series 5. Series 4 also included Premier League Bogies, which involved playing the game in extremely intense circumstances, such as a during a performance of a play in a theatre, and during a session of yoga. Euro Bogies saw the game being played in prominent places throughout continental Europe, often resulting in Dick and Dom being ejected from the premises involved. The term used for "bogies" in French was "crotte de nez" (literally "nose droppings"), and in Italian "moccio" (Italian for "snot").

The feature attracted some controversy outside of its target audience, mainly due to the public nature of the game and concerns over imitation by the show's young audience.[1]

The commentary for Bogies was provided by the show's producer, Steve Ryde.

12 years later, "Bogies" made its return featuring a much older looking Dick and Dom with Capital FM DJs Roman Kemp and Sonny Jay. This was in aid of Global's "Make Some Noise" a national charity giving a voice to small charity projects across the UK. This was likely the last ever installment of "Bogies" from the duo.

Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom

Inside the Bungalow was a large purple cupboard, and once or twice during each show, away from the attention of Dick, Dom and the Bungalow Heads, the cupboard doors would open to show the adventures of Diddy Dick and Dom. These were short pre-recorded sketches, no more than a minute in length, with Dick and Dom donning black clothes and attaching a small puppet's body around their necks. Both Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom spoke with very squeaky voices, edited in post production.

The sketches involving Diddy Dick and Diddy Dom tended to be either slapstick humour, puns or, more often than not, toilet humour. Eamonn Holmes was a guest inside the cupboard on two occasions, both times appearing as a head inside Diddy Dick and Dom's TV. According to the final episode, Diddy Dick and Dom left the cupboard to go to Hollywood. It was not until the final episode that Dick and Dom discovered their Diddy counterparts, and reacted in exaggerated terror.

Eeny Meeny Macka Racka...

"Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rare Are Dominacka Shickeypoppa Dickywhoppa Om Pom Stick" took place in the streets of a random town. It involved Dick and Dom placing stickers of their own faces of increasing size on the backs, or other places, of unsuspecting members of the public. The game was over when a member of the public discovered that they had been a victim, and the loser was the one who placed that sticker. Classic strategies of ensuring a successful "lay" (sticker placement) involved asking members of the public for the time, and as they turned giving them a tap on the small of their back, thus delivering the sticker. Hoods of coats were also a common target.

Commentary was provided by "Alan Sanchez" (Ian Kirkby) in a very convincing Northern Irish accent, who often became excited about any attempts at a "lay-on-lay" - where Dick or Dom placed a sticker on top of an existing sticker placed by their opponent.

The game returned for Series 5 (with the name misspelled as Eeny Meeny Macka Racka Rari Dominacka Shickapappa Dickapoppo Om Pom Stick) and it saw some remarkable "lays", including a very large sticker on a pregnant woman's stomach, and a large sticker on a businessman's tie.

Cat's Britain

Until Series 5 of 'Da Bungalow', each week a short, five-minute feature would be shown of the travels of 'next door's cat', who would visit the Bungalow to recount the tales of his adventures. The Cat has never been named. It was puppeteered and voiced by Dave Chapman, with a gruff West Yorkshire accent.

The film was normally a short segment about a town, full of irreverent comments about the people and the monuments that the Cat came across. Such towns included Uckfield, Ely, Goring-on-Thames, Sandwich, Wetwang, Letchworth, Pangbourne and Stoke-on-Trent, a song about which was one of the highlights of the third series.

Cat's Britain was also referred to as 'The Pussycat's Travels' in the fourth series of the show. This feature was repeated on Sundays in the fifth series, with the Cat claiming he visited the same places again, met the same people and made exactly the same films.

Prize Idiot On The Job

This short lived feature during series 5 followed Dick and Dom's neighbour, The Prize Idiot (played by Lee Barnett), in his attempts to get a job. He tried several professions—including being a farmer, a librarian, a baker and an airline steward for Jet2.com— all without much success and invariably being let go at the end of the day.

Bungalow World Record Attempt

This feature involved Dick, Dom or both of the presenters attempting to break a world record live on air. The record varied from week to week, and each week's attempt was presided over by a Guinness World Records adjudicator.

Dick and Dom's Dirty Day

In this segment, Dick and Dom would go to a town wearing entirely white clothes. Their task was to get as dirty as possible during the day. This was achieved in many different ways, such as by rolling in mud or by asking members of the public to throw messy food at them. The presenter who was the dirtiest at the end of the day would be declared the winner.

Public Transport

Dick and Dom dressed up as people who worked on transport, such as sailors or train drivers, and went to a high street in a town. A start line and a finish line were laid. Both presenters would have to start at the start line and race to get to the finish line at the other end of the high street. The only rule was that they were not allowed to walk there, and so had to rely on favours from members of the public to "transport" them there. This included piggy backs, being carried, or hitching a lift on mobility scooters and bicycles. The winner was the first presenter who successfully reached the finish line.

Strangely Talented

A peculiar or unusual talent was showcased on the show.

Dance crazes

• The Butt Dance
• The Wee Wee Dance
• The Energy Walk Dance

Regular characters

The show also featured a wide variety of characters. While some were one off characters, appearing as part of the games or features, others made regular appearances. These multitude of characters were usually played Da Bungalow's resident actors; Dave Chapman, Ian Kirkby, Melvin Odoom and Lee Barnett, along with Dick and Dom themselves. In a somewhat Monty Python style, the six actors would portray majority of the outrageous characters appearing in the show, including the females (dressed in drag). Occasionally other actors appeared in minors roles, whilst Steve Ryde (the series producer) provided several voice-overs for the show, though he never appeared on screen.

Some recurring characters included:

• Melvin Odoom, a breakdancer and a regular extra who played many characters and was referred to by Dick and Dom as "tomorrows star". He famously replaced Rachel Stevens on the first edition of Series 5 when she refused to take part in the Creamy Muck Muck finale. It was an open joke that many of the characters were in fact played by Melvin, despite his efforts to conceal his identity. He was the only actor who was mentioned by his actual name.
• DC Harry Batt (sometimes DI or DCI Harry Batt), a policeman with a broad Geordie accent (played by Ian Kirkby), known for his catchphrase "Nae body move!", who would address crimes in the Bungalow. One notable example in when during a game of "That's the stuff" in which Dick, Dom or one of the regulars had to eat copious amounts of disgusting items, Dom replaced Garlic Mayonnaise with yoghurt. DI Batt uncovered this (in reality he was stitched up by a crew member) and for the rest of the series, Batt would randomly appear to try and force Dom to consume mayonnaise. It was not until the very last episode where he gained success by forcing Dom to eat a mixture of disgusting foods. Another game led by Harry Batt was "The Interrogation Game".
• The Prize Idiot, played by Lee Barnett. The next door neighbour of Dick and Dom's bungalow. As the name implied, the character often came out with strings of logical errors and tautologies. Most notably, in series 5, he starred in the regular sketch, "Prize Idiot on the Job". Here he would take on a seemingly normal job, such as a baker or a librarian, in an idiotic manner.
• Diddy Dick and Dom are miniature versions of Dick and Dom, who live in the eponymous duo's cupboard. They appeared in short five minute filler sketches where they fight, dance, argue, burp, fart and get themselves into various other comical situations. They were portrayed by Dick and Dom with their real heads on puppet bodies, speaking high pitched voices.
• Raymond, played by Ian Kirkby. Three different incarnations, of the character appeared being named Raymond Duck, Raymond Farmer, and Raymond Newsreader respectively. This character often provided links between cartoons that had been split in two, often commenting on the action, in the style of a news program. Raymond Farmer was also involved in several games in earlier series. In the Raymond Newsreader sketches, Bungalow regulars such as Melvin Odoom were invited to discuss the severity of the situation (relating to the cartoons) and often cartoon characters' self-proclaimed biggest fans would make an appearance.
• Tomdickunharry, the cockney auctioneer of the Forfeit Auction (played by Richard McCourt). Known for his catchphrase "Alright me darlins!", he often appeared in ludicrous fashion, such as from underneath a cow or out of a golden statue. He was always dressed in a flat cap and overcoat with large hammer and at the end of each skit, he would say "I've had enough of this, I'm going on the other side to have a bath". It was a long running joke that Tomdickunharry was in fact Dick in disguise but that nobody, including Dom, knew. In the final episode Dick finally revealed that it was him all along, much to Dom's surprise.
• The Cat, a puppet cat operated and voiced by Dave Chapman who appeared in his own travel featurette entitled, "Cat's Britain", where he would visit often very obscure locations. He also regularly appeared from behind the cat-flap, and other locations, usually singing a song or receiving abuse from Dick and Dom.
• The Toilet Turtle, (voiced by Steve Ryde) a green, cockney, puppet Turtle who lived down the Bungalow's WC. Whenever a Bungalow Head, Dick or Dom went to use the Lavatory, The Toilet Turtle would emerge from it and tell an often corny joke, laughing after every punch line. Whoever was planning to use the toilet would then go on to hit him repeatedly over the head with a huge mallet, until he gave in and disappeared back down the toilet.
• Toni and Tony, a vulgar married couple played by Dick and Dom, who are often arguing. They are always dressed in their wedding clothes and are addicted to wedding cake.
• The Talking Pictures, usually photographs of celebrities that hung on the wall. They have cardboard moving mouths, making them appear to speak. Voiced by various members of the cast, the pictures provide running commentary as well as delivering punchlines and wisecracks.
• Death played by Dave Chapman. Often appearing on the show, Death was shown to have a rather gentle disposition despite his fearsome reputation. He most notably took part in the running gag "The Balloon of Doom", where one of the Bungalow Heads would have to pop a balloon filled with creamy muck muck.
• Various other non speaking characters were also staples of the show, including; The Burping Moose (a wall mounting mooses's head that burped) who was later replaced by The Croc, a crocodile head, that spewed a brown watery substance from his mouth (a running gag included many Bungalow heads being tricked into "kissing the croc", resulting them getting soaked); Barky Cluckinson, a bizarre chicken-dog hybrid creature who appeared along with his cohort, a horse named Bumface Jones; and Mr Choosy, a character with a balloon for a head. Mr Choosy was a particularly popular character, his routine was to come in then run around to his theme song and burst his head with a pin with different substances coming out, such as glitter or "muck muck".

Series overview

Series 1 & 2

The first two series were broadcast on the CBBC Channel in 2002/3, with each programme lasting three hours (9 am to 12 noon, and repeated later the same day from 1 to 4 pm). The First Series aired from 31 August 2002 - 28 December 2002. The Second series started a week after the end of the first (4 January 2003) and lasted til 28 June 2003. The series then took a break through Summer 2003, returning in mid September with the start of series 3.

Series 3

Recommissioned for 2003/4, the show was cut to two hours on both days. Series 3, broadcast 20 September 2003 - 10 April 2004, saw the Saturday edition moved to BBC One, replacing The Saturday Show for six months of the year. However, the Sunday edition remained only on the CBBC Channel.

The new series saw many new characters being introduced, some of which became regulars to the show. At the start of the series they tried a number of ways of bringing in the prizes before using the Prize Idiot. A number of other short-term characters, used mainly for just one game were played by both Dick and Dom. The basement set was used as an alternative place for some of the games, as well as containing a celebrity 'locked up' in the cage.

Series 4

Series 4, broadcast 11 September 2004 - 12 March 2005, retained the same format as the previous series. Notable additions to this series was the addition of an attic to the bungalow, which was mainly used for the 'Drop Your Guts' game (see games section). During this series, the Sunday edition switched from live to pre-recorded production. There were also 4 special Christmas & New Year Episodes, broadcast on Christmas Day & Boxing Day 2004, News Years Day and 2 January 2005. These were only broadcast on the CBBC Channel, however, the Christmas Day Episode was repeated on BBC Two on 27 December 2004. The Christmas Day, Boxing Day and New Years Day Episodes were repeated again on the CBBC Channel on 24, 25 & 31 December 2005.

Comic Relief in da Bungalow

During the week leading up to Red Nose Day 2005, a short spin-off series was produced allowed six celebrities each day into their bungalow to raise money for Comic Relief.

The programme was broadcast live from Monday 7 March to Thursday 10 March 2005 at 4:30 pm on BBC One and at 6 pm on BBC Two. A highlights compilation was aired on Friday 11 March 2005 on the CBBC Channel.

Series 5

Series 5 started broadcasting on 10 September 2005, and saw many noticeable changes. The Saturday edition remained two hours long on both BBC One and the CBBC Channel; however, the Sunday edition was cut to one hour on the CBBC Channel. Most of the games were changed, and some features were removed.

Other significant changes to this series saw the bungalow getting a garden, which replaced the basement set. Additionally, Series 5 saw the replacement of the sixth child Bungalow Head with an adult replacement. On Saturday the final Bungalow Head was a celebrity, and on Sunday it tended to be someone who the other Bungalow Heads knew (e.g. relative, teacher, etc.). This drew some controversy as Dick and Dom previously mentioned that one of the main "rules of The Bungalow" was that no celebrities were allowed in. This rule was seemingly forgotten after Series 4.

The Show did not host Christmas and New Year Episodes like the previous season. As a result, last year's Christmas Day, Boxing Day & New Years Day Specials were broadcast on the Christmas & New Years Weekend. The remaining slot on New Years Day 2006 was filled by a public vote. Series 5 Episode 7 (1 October 2005) was chosen to fill the slot. All these Episodes were shown on the CBBC Channel only. When the Show returned on 7 January 2006, the Saturday show was moved to BBC Two during the BBC's experiment involving their Saturday morning line-up - BBC Two shows were moved to BBC One in return. The final episode was broadcast live on BBC Two on Saturday 11 March 2006. From the end of the previous Sunday and throughout the final episode they built up to the big finale, which involved all the cast members singing a song and getting covered in "creamy muck muck". Then, for the first time ever, viewers were shown the outside of the bungalow, which subsequently collapsed under creamy muck muck before being kicked over by a giant foot. A final post-credits scene shows that the whole show was actually just a dream that the "Big BBC Boss" (Alan Yentob) was having, à la Newhart and The Brittas Empire. The episode ends with him waking up in bed and saying to the camera, "Oh, what a terrible dream!" Dick and Dom then sit up either side of him and end the show with a theatrical cackle.

Highlights shows of Dick and Dom were shown the next day and on the following weekend. Further highlights compilations were broadcast the next day and over the following weekend.

Controversy and criticism

In 2004 the programme was the subject of a reprimand by media watchdog Ofcom after a viewer complained that Dom's T-shirt with the slogan "Morning Wood" referred to a state of male sexual excitement (rather than "(good) Morning (Dominic) Wood").[2]

The show was further investigated for a second time in the same year by Ofcom, after a parent (whose son appeared as one of the show's 'Bungalowheads') complained that his son was "ridiculed" by the presenters and unfairly gunged after he lost a game. However, the complaint was rejected on the grounds that the boy's parents were already aware about the programme's format and had willingly given their consent for the boy to participate.

On 17 January 2005 the programme was debated in parliament when Conservative MP Peter Luff attacked it for its "lavatorial" content.[3] Referring to the show's website, he invited Culture Secretary Tessa Jowell to "join me in playing How Low Can You Bungalow, a test to see your response to grossly embarrassing personal situations, largely of a lavatorial nature; Pants Dancers in the Hall of Fame, photos of children with underwear on their heads; Make Dick Sick, a game which I think speaks for itself; and finally Bunged Up, in which you play a character in a sewage system avoiding turtles' poos coming from various lavatories". He added, "Is that really the stuff of public service broadcasting?"

Additionally, 40 people complained about the last episode of series 4. During the finale, Richard McCourt was seen to give birth to a countless number of babies, though they were dolls covered in "muck muck".

No celebrities allowed

The main rule of "da Bungalow" for most of its run was that there were no celebrities allowed, except for Comic Relief and the final series.

The lack of celebrity was symbolised in earlier series by the presence of a minor, and often somewhat cult, celebrity, locked up in a cage in the dungeon of the Bungalow. In later series, the celebrity would sit in the attic. In both cases they would say nothing and often do nothing. Some people who have been in the cage or the attic included Vince Earl, Sarah Greene, John Kettley, Hugo Myatt (as Treguard from Knightmare),[4] Su Pollard, Bodger and Badger, and Peter Simon.

For the final series, however, this rule was changed, and five Bungalow Heads were joined by a Celebrity Bungalow Head.

The first celebrity to enter the Bungalow was Rachel Stevens, who refused to take part in the show's Creamy Muck Muck finale, Muckversity Challenge.[5] Reports at the time suggested that the presenters have banned Stevens from any live broadcast they do in the future.

List of celebrities

Comic Relief in Da Bungalow

In order of appearance; Brian Conley Fearne Cotton Rowland Rivron Siân Lloyd Ed Byrne Michelle Heaton Andy Scott-Lee Antony Worrall Thompson Pooja Shah Colin McAllister Justin Ryan Sheila Ferguson Kirsten O'Brien Chris Calhoun Gina Yashere Tom Fletcher Danny Jones Dougie Poynter Iwan Thomas Lisa Scott-Lee Will Mellor Christopher Parker Fran Cosgrave Timmy Mallett

Pro Celebrity Bogies In order of appearance; (* indicates they won the game) Rupert Grint* Craig Doyle Carol Vorderman Sara Cox* Chris Moyles* Barry Davies John McCririck Jodie Marsh* Keith Harris and Orville Lisa Scott-Lee Dani Harmer*

Series 5 In order of appearance; Rachel Stevens Eugene Sully Paul Danan Dani Harmer Andy McNab Gina Yashere Kate Lawler Adam Woodyatt Al Murray Tony Christie David Grant Ryan Moloney Freddie Starr Bobby Davro Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen Brian Conley Julia Winter Oliver Skeete Charlie Higson Fearne Cotton David Schneider Lizo Mzimba Sara Cox Mr Blobby

Merchandise

• Dick & Dom In Da Bungalow: Da Book 2006 (book)
• Dick & Dom In Da Bungalow: Da Book 2007 (book)
• Dick & Dom's Joke Book (book)
• Dick & Dom's Guide to Life (book)
• Dick and Dom's Mucktivity Book (book)
• Dick & Dom's Doodle Book (book)
• Dick & Dom's Stinky Sleepover Kit (book)
• Dick and Dom Funfax (Funfax)
• Dick & Dom In Da Bungalow: Muck-azine (released by DeAgostini)
• Dick & Dom Birthday Cards (6 different cards)
• Da Board Game (Bungalow board game)
• Dick & Dom in da Bungalow Music CD (Audio CD - 2 discs)

DVD and Video releases

On 18 October 2004, a DVD and Video was released under the title Dick and Dom in Da Bungalow - The Dirty Norris Files. This contains several 'best of' clips from the third series of the show.

In Da Bloomsbury!

On 30 April 2006 Dick and Dom did a show for the charity Myeloma UK, , in the Bloomsbury Theatre, London There were two shows (one at 2pm and another at 5pm), which consisted of games from the show including the Outboard Motor Gob Game, Sloppy Ploppy Choosy Pops and the Cereal Race. The 5pm show was filmed and is available on DVD.

Spin-offs

Diddy Dick and Dom on CBBC

Short five-minute compilations of the Diddy Dick and Dom sketches were aired as filler programmes on BBC Two and the CBBC Channel after the programme's demise.

Da Dick and Dom Diaries

A new series of compilations began airing during weekday mornings on BBC2 from Monday 26 January to Friday 20 February 2009 featuring newly recorded material from the original cast and the creamy muck muck finale towards the end of each episode. Regular segments included:

• Game or No Game in which Little Noely (a parody of Noel Edmonds played by Ian Kirkby who appeared in the Bungalow on two occasions) presents a parody of Deal or No Deal in order to determine whether or not a game will be shown or not. Little Noely invited viewers to pick one of two boxes. We are led to believe that if the "No Game" box is picked the show will end. If the "Game" box is picked the name of the game shown in the box is played.
• Good Game Good Game Gamey Game Game in which parodies of Bruce Forsyth and Tess Daly pick random cards each enlisting a game until a pair is found. The game which is the subject of the pair is subsequently shown, after 'Bruce' says "What do we do with a pair?" and 'Tess' says something like "Eat it!" (referring to the fruit). For some reason in this feature Tess Daly is just a mini spinning cardboard cut out, who talks with a gruff Northern accent.
• Batt Files in which Harry Batt interrogates former Bungalow Heads and relives classic Bungalow moments. The Prize Idiot also features who we are now told is a Police Constable working for DI Batt.
• When Good Bungalows Go Bad - Melvin O'Doom features in a sketch in which he relives some of his personal favourite Bungalow moments.

Notice the deliberate spelling mistake in the title (Dairies/Diaries), which is pointed out in the final episode of Da Dick and Dom Dairies.

Diddy Movies

In 2012, a new series was aired featuring the Diddy characters making short films. It ended in 2014 and had 15 episodes.

Diddy TV

Main article: Diddy TV

In 2016, another new series aired on CBBC which was a sketch show featuring parodies of various other programmes. So far, it has had two series and 20 episodes.

Revival

Producer Steve Ryde has stated that there may be a one-off special in the future.[6]

On 14 November 2019 Dick and Dom ran a poll on Twitter asking if viewers would be interested to see a revival of the show, except with Adults as Bungalow Heads.[7]

Transmissions

Series	Start date	End date	Episodes
1	31 August 2002	28 December 2002	36
2	4 January 2003	28 June 2003	50
3	20 September 2003	10 April 2004	60
4	11 September 2004	12 March 2005	56
5	10 September 2005	11 March 2006	52

References

1. "BBC NEWS - Entertainment - BBC ends Dick and Dom's Bungalow".
2. OFCOM Programme Complaints Bulletin, 20 September 2004 Archived 30 March 2005 at the Wayback Machine regarding 'Morning Wood'.
3. Parliament debate, criticism by Peter Luff MP
4. "Archived copy". Archived from the original on 24 May 2005. Retrieved 30 October 2005.CS1 maint: archived copy as title (link)
5. Kilkelly, Daniel (11 September 2005). "Rachel Stevens angered by Dick and Dom". Digitalspy. Retrieved 26 January 2010.
6. Steve Ryde [@SteveRyde] (7 June 2016). "@BritishKidsTV Possibly a one off special. Watch this space, as they say" (Tweet) – via Twitter.
7. Dominic Wood and Richard McCourt [@dickndom] (14 November 2019). "If you watched the bungalow back in the day and it came back but with adults as contestants.....would you still watch it?" (Tweet) – via Twitter.

External links

• BBC: Da Dick and Dom Diaries audio/video clips, schedule of reruns
• Dick & Dom in da Bungalow at Saturday Mornings
• Da Bungalow Online fan site
• Dick and Dom in da Bungalow on IMDb