Twisted Toyfare Theatre

A comic series published every month in Toyfare magazine - an action figure hobbyist magazine and price guide that is humorous in tone - since the magazine began in 1997 and collected in trade paperbacks, "TTT" combines snarking, liberal references to anything in pop culture, tropes on top of tropes, and fair amounts of Dead Baby Comedy as a topper. Twisted Toyfare Theatre originally featured 1970s Mego dolls (many of them customized, and most of those being Marvel characters) as the main characters, although other characters (such as Cobra Commander and the Stormtroopers) have become more prominent as the Megos got stale (Literally, those things were held together with rubber bands).

Some of the writers went on to work for Robot Chicken, which it is similar to. Former editor Rob Bricken went on to work for their sister publication Anime Insider, and now runs the Topless Robot nerd-blog.

Wizard shut down Toyfare in 2011, taking the series with it.

Tropes used in Twisted Toyfare Theatre include:
  • Actor Allusion: Some characters refer to Storm as if she were actually Halle Berry, including Arnold Schwarzenegger telling her that X3 would have been better if she had shown her "boobies" in it. On that note, Conan the Barbarian speaks as if he were Arnold, with the writers usually reminding the readers that Conan's speech balloons "are funnier if you read 'em in Schwarzenegger's voice".
  • Adult Child: The Thing.
    • Hulk and Conan live in and occasionally creep around this area, respectively. When Spidey took them and Thor on a road trip, they sat in the back and bickered like five year old brothers.
  • Amazingly Embarrassing Parents: Odin
  • And Call Him George: The Hulk kills Cyclops this way.
  • Animated Actors
  • Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: When George W. Bush and Arnold Schwarznegger enter the race for the Megoville mayoral election, Reed Richards uses the Cosmic Treadmill to go back in time to retrieve Thomas Jefferson, whom Richards calls the third greatest president in history; he feels that this is not important enough to bother Abraham Lincoln or Jimmy Carter.
    • Variation on the trope used in Daredevil v. Ben Affleck:

"The court will now hear the case of Daredevil v. Ben Affleck, for the crime of every movie since Good Will Hunting and the lesser charge of character defamation!"

  • Ass Shove: Has happened to the Hulk.
  • A-Team Firing: Mocked in a G.I. Joe vs. Cobra battle. Spidey points out that they might actually hit something if they aimed lower.
  • Badass Grandpa: Golden Age Spider-Man is incredibly badass, and a parody of the more lax attitude towards morality in comics during the GA; the way he sees it, it makes perfect sense to gun down robbers but let dictators off with an uppercut and a warning. Also the Clone Trooper who joined the Stormtroopers after being cloned into a younger body. "Who wants to armwrestle?"
  • Black Comedy Rape: H.E.R.B.I.E. is known for his "banana in the tailpipe" trick. And he doesn't have a banana.
  • Bloody Hilarious: Frequently. Dr. Doom's Pikachu dissection tray is one of many examples.
  • Butt Monkey: Cyclops, who is constantly abused by Professor Xavier. Also the Falcon, by Captain America.
    • Doom, right from the start. The first strip had him beaten senseless by Ponch and Jon, and it's just gone downhill from there.
  • Camp Gay: Northstar, taken to ludicrous heights after his comic counterpart was revealed to be homosexual.
  • Character Exaggeration: Nearly every character who appears is a heavily exaggerated parody of themselves. One of the former writers said a favorite technique of his was to take a personality trait and twist it just slightly, making it ludicrous while still true to the character. As an example, he cited the Borg; the first time they knock on Spidey's door, he slams it in their faces, but when he tries to do so a second time, the Borg "adapt to his defensive capabilities" by sticking a foot in the door.
  • Chew Toy: The Negative Zone Alien, whose entire purpose is to have garbage repeatedly dumped on him by The Thing.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Odin

Odin: "Let the Odin-feast commence! Someone pass the Odin-basket, the All-Father be Odin-Starving! DODEY-ODIN-ODIN-DEY!"
Spider-Man: (to Thor) "Psst. I think your dad's Odin-senile."
Odin: "HEY! I Odin-heard that!"

Odin: And Loki...call thy mother.
Loki: My mother was a frost giant and you killed her.
Odin: Yep, and your real father. Hoo-boy, good times.

  • Crosses the Line Twice: Repeatedly. Once they went so far they actually called themselves out on it, noting in a footnote that a Dana Plato joke "is a lot less funny once you realize she's dead."
  • Curse Cut Short: One of the most blatant examples was in the Harry Potter spoof "When Harry Met Spidey".

Mego Spidey: "A "Hulk-flavored bean"? Never had that taste in my mouth before."
Hulk: "Rhaargh! That not true! Spidey just very sound sleeper!"
(silent panel)
Mego Spidey: "WHAT THE--"

  • Dead Baby Comedy
  • Deadpan Snarker: Mego Spidey, the Stormtroopers.
  • Disability Superpower: Subverted in that Daredevil not only lacks his signature radar sense, he seems to be much more clueless of his surroundings than any normal blind person could ever be. When the Marvel Legends come calling, two Daredevils fight to the death in Hell's (actual) Kitchen... except they're both just manhandling pots and sacks of flour while thinking they're really fighting the other guy.
    • He also seems to believe that wearing a white shirt and a hat over his costume is a disguise.
  • The Ditz: Hulk.
  • Dork Age: Just about every one suffered by a Marvel character will eventually be brought up.
  • Executive Meddling: The series originally featured Marvel and DC characters, but DC Comics requested that their characters be removed from the series. The trades republishing the older stories replace the DC characters with various counterparts, with Batman and Robin making cameos in the form of Bat-Pumpkin and Squash. The writers also sometimes reference DC's cease-and-desist order in passing.
  • Flanderization: Thor's Transparent Closet. Additionally, Alan Moore's main purpose being rescuing Man-Thing and correcting people who confuse him with Swamp Thing.
  • Funny Aneursym Moment: In "I Am Legend: Part 2", the end of the strip has Mego Spidey mock the idea of Toyfare lasting another eighty-four issues. Turns out he was right, give or take an issue.
  • Groin Attack: The Hulk manages to kick Jarvis in the crotch so hard, his legs rip off.
  • Handsome Lech: Captain Kirk.

Kirk: (With his shirt on) Time travel...again? HOT DOG! Sulu, set a course...for ACTION!
Spock: Captain, if history has taught us anything, it is that...that...you're gonna do whatever the hell you want. Ass.
Kirk: (With his shirt off) God, I hope my ancestors are HOT!

Hulk: "You know Hulk's grasp of language tenuous at best."

  • Insufferable Genius: Reed Richards.
  • Jerkass: Professor X is not a very nice guy in this series. Also he's not really paralyzed and fakes it for laughs.
  • Killer Rabbit: Don't mess with the Ewoks unless you want to be dismembered and eaten. This has some basis in actual Star Wars canon; see the part at the end of Return of the Jedi where an Ewok beats the severed heads of downed Stormtroopers like drums.
  • Large Ham: Arnold Schwarznegger stand-in Conan the Barbarian and Schwarznegger himself (who mainly speaks in quotes from his movies). But these both pale in comparison to the Mego version of Dr. Doom, who manages to make his mainstream Marvel counterpart look underplayed by comparison. Truly an accomplishment in ham.

Dr. Doom "MWAH-HA-HA! Doom finally has his revenge by launching the Fantastic Four into space! And now...to blow up space!"

  • Negative Continuity: Most of the Stormtrooper comics place the characters at different locations during the ending of Return of the Jedi. They have alternately been portrayed working construction on the Death Star when it blew up, watching its destruction on TV in a bar, and being captured by Ewoks as it exploded. Footnotes provide Lampshading of the inherent continuity errors.
  • Noodle Incident: One comic starts with the Hulk sitting on the couch in Spider-Man's house, looking around. One Gilligan Cut later, and Spidey's house has burned down. His explanation?

Hulk: "TV start it, Hulk finish it."
Mego Spidey: "...Great."

Also:

"Look, if this is about that thing with Bendis' pool, I said I'd pay for it."

  • Obfuscating Disability: Charles Xavier has been shown to do this a few times, like jumping up and running when he was caught using his mental powers to cheat at Blackjack.
  • Oireland: Clearly the homeland of Banshee.

Banshee: "And if'n ye cannae tell, I'm Irish."

Man-Wolf: "Hey, is that Frederick Foswell over there by Fancy Dan and The Ox?"
J. Jonah Jameson: "Too obscure, even for this strip."

  • Space Jews: The Predator aliens are Jewish. Somehow.
  • Special Effects Failure: Intentional, humorous example in an early strip (that the DC ban has kept from being republished): Starro the Conqueror is represented by a huge, star-shaped cookie with googly eyes. Spider-Man beats him with a garden hose. Many unintentional examples, too. Kirk drops a "boulder" on the Lizard and Gorn that was pretty obviously a spray-painted crumpled-up piece of aluminum foil, and Thor and Iron Man somehow crashed into the only tree for miles around and flew out of a General Lee that was about the same size as each of them in a failed attempt at a Forced Perspective shot.
  • Take That: To every Dork Age that ever existed. Brian Michael Bendis appears as a character almost entirely for the purpose of Take Thats against him. He fills the panels with huge amounts of dialogue, brags about being paid by the word, and is killed by the Scarlet Witch in a New Avengers parody (while all of the characters he killed off in Avengers Disassembled refused to help him).
    • Ed Brubaker's Marty Stu transformation of Bucky into a grim and gritty Anti-Hero is utterly mocked in one installment, complete with Nick Fury trying (and failing) to teach Bucky to be a bad-ass.
    • Two villains decide to kill Franklin Richards after seeing him "stealthing" in a cardboard box and declaring the Raiden section of Metal Gear Solid 2 to be a ripoff.
  • Tempting Fate: "There are only two things Chuck Xavier loves in life: this hair and dancing!"
  • They Killed Kenny: The entire cast has been killed off at one point or another. Bucky, however, dies nearly every time he appears.
  • This Is Gonna Suck: Spider-Man's reaction to everything, such as finding Cobra infesting his house like mice.
  • Those Four Guys: The Stormtroopers.
  • Time Travel for Fun and Profit: Kang the Conqueror had lead a group of people from the future to the present as a tour guide.
  • Too Dumb to Live: Franklin Richards, Bucky, Dr. Doom, Hulk.
  • Too Much Information: Doctor Octopus and Aunt May have sex in an airplane toilet. It doesn't even need Naughty Tentacles to achieve a thorough level of badness, because Doc Ock is kind enough to inform us that "it's a good thing I sweat butter, 'cause round two's gonna be needing some lubricant!" Mego Spidey laments that "This never happens to Ultimate Me."
  • Transparent Closet: Thor, which gets Flanderized quite a bit. Also Banshee, who constantly hangs around Northstar yet spouts suspiciously homophobic dialogue. He is later seen waking up next to Northstar, hoping that he didn't do anything "sinful" while he was drunk.
  • Trope Overdosed: Most strips get into at least double-digits in less than 10 pages.
  • Unlucky Everydude: Spider-Man
  • Unusual Euphemism: Golden Age Spider-Man's web shooters. See, in his day, "webs" were what they called "bullets", and...
  • What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart, Anyway?: The Falcon is frequently derided for having the power to talk to a single bird.
  • Whole-Plot Reference: The second Manly Men of Action arc is entirely based on the plot of Avatar. That said, if we took the time to list all the examples this would take all day. Suffice it to say, there was an entire strip done in the style of 24, for example, and another that re-enacted the events of 300 with the Spartan space marines from the Halo games.
  • Wolverine Publicity: One of their favorite targets of mockery. There was an entire strip about Wolverine's hectic daily schedule because he's in so many comics. The first trade's cover features Spider-Man and Wolverine:

Wolverine: "So, how long do I have to stand here?"
Spider-Man: "Just long enough to sell this thing."

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