Girl Genius/Quotes

"Those traitorous squirrels lacked the will to serve me!"

—Random Spark

"We're in Castle Heterodyne with exploding collars around our necks, caught between a fake Heterodyne and a real one (as well as assorted criminals, maniacs, and various monsters), and I suspect that even if we found any beer in here, it would be evil, or at least flat."

—Othar Trygvassen, Gentleman Adventurer!

"I will DESTROY 'Her Undying Majesty' - melt what is left of your miserable island to SLAG - AND BOIL THE SEAS AROUND YOU FOR THE NEXT THOUSAND YEARS!"