Summon Steak (5e Spell)

Using some random wad of grass as bait, you reach through the ether between worlds and yank a beef steak from elsewhere in the multiverse into your hand. This steak weighs roughly one pound, is raw, is free of contamination, and is a random cut of beef of the DM's choice.

The steak is sourced from the nearest available cut steak that isn't one summoned by this spell, or directly from then nearest bovine-like creature.

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(one vote)

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Summon Steak

Conjuration cantrip
Casting time:	1 action
Range:	Self
Components:	S, M (A wad of grass)
Duration:	Instantaneous

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