Padraig Cristoir Nolan (born April 16, 1987) is a Clackamas High School graduate. He is one of the funniest people and best writers the world has ever known. He has a propension for poetry, the druidic arts, and Dungeons and Dragons.
He first met Liam in 1997 when Liam moved to Clackamas. On the first day they met, Paddy started talking about how his current (4th grade) teacher was really hot.
As of January 2006, Paddy is back living with his parents after being kicked out of his apartment by his transgendered roommate, doing a lot of drugs, and going to school at the East-West School of Massage.