Adam and Liam went ice skating (the gayest thing 2 dudes could have possibly done besides have sex with each other) when they were in 4th and 5th grade. When they told Marcus about their fun (aka gay) day together, he thought it sounded great and wanted all three of them to go some time.

A few weeks later, Liam, Adam and his family go to Marcus' house to pick him up to head to the mall. His grandma opens the door and Marcus is sitting on the floor crying.

Grandma: "Marcus can't go out today, he has a family BBQ he has to go to."
Adam and Liam: "Oh okay."
Marcus (crying): "GRANDMA YOU CAN'T TELL ME NOT TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS. JUST BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE GONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
Grandma: "Yeah it does your mom told me you have to go and now you're going."
(Marcus cries a lot more)

Adam and Liam went ice skating together and when they get back, it turns out Marcus and his Grandma didn't even GO to the BBQ because it got cancelled. All that fuss over nothing.

To this day, whenever Marcus refers to his grandma he always identifies her as "the bitch that wouldn't let me go iceskating." Example: "Yeah for christmas I got 50 bucks from my grandma. You know, the bitch that wouldn't let me go iceskating."

For the next several years, whenever the 3 would get bored Marcus and Liam would suggest, "Lets go iceskating!" Adam would always respond with, "No."

"I remember when I was a JUNIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, we were sitting around playing Super Smash Brothers and Marcus turns to me and says, "Dude we should go iceskating, you have a car, you can drive us there." I just stared at him and said, "Christ are you serious? Why would a 17 year old dude go iceskating with 2 of his jackoff friends. That's the gayest thing I've ever heard."

- Adam