You Got Haruhi Rolled

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You Got HaruhiRolled! is a Haruhi Suzumiya Crack Fic written by superstarultra on Fanfiction.net. The fic is basically what happens when you take wanton violence, character bashing, shameless parodies, major OOC-ness, randomness, foul language, sexual references and situations, and Crack Pairings, throw them in a meat grinder, and gratuitous amounts of Rule of Funny.

Influential enough that it spawned imitators.

Tropes used in You Got Haruhi Rolled include:

Belome: "So now we got thievery, stupidity, assholelishness... and before I forget, that dude over there tells me you pushed him."

Kyon: "Nagato, this is the work of a crack fic writer. Once a chapter is over, NOTHING is canon. It all resets."

Ultros: "I kinda agree with cheese-breath here. I'm against you, and even I agree that was out of line!"

  • Everything's Better with Monkeys: Averted in the anniversary; they're Powerwilds.
  • Exactly What It Says on the Tin: Some of the chapter titles are like this, especially the older ones which had several stories each.
  • Expospeak Gag: Kuyou occasionally does this.
  • Fan Nickname: Invoked. After their first appearances in the fic, the author started referring to the Computer Club President and the Student Council President as TCCP and TSCP, respectively, on the grounds of being easier to type. Also, the bespectacled boy whom Kyon saves in the seventh novel is called Four-Eyes here, because he is an exceedingly-minor character who doesn't get referred to by a name or nickname of any kind. Superstarultra and his friends wanted to be able to refer to the character in fan fiction, but did not want to come up with a name for him in case it got Jossed.
  • Fate Worse Than Death: Implied to happen to Fujiwara in Chapter 64.
    • Also, Haruhi is threatened with having her pancreas pecked out by a Skarmory every day for months, surviving due to her god powers in the court case arc. Fortunately, this never happens.
  • Flanderization Haruhi, Kyon, Yuki, and Ryoko. Respectively, they've become a total Jerkass, a Deadpan Snarker, a Gamer Chick, and a Knife Nut.
    • The amount of this varies from chapter to chapter. Sometimes there's none at all. And sometime the characters are derailed completely.
    • And don't forget about poor Kyouko...
  • Flat What: Happens every now and then. Haruhi being crushed by a blimp, for example!
    • Yuki's response to Ultros' reason for suing Haruhi. It's INCREDIBLY stupid.
  • Follow the Leader: This fic has inspired some other crackfics, and was itself inspired by a Code Geass fanfic titled You Got Lulu Rolled.
  • Freudian Slip: Hermes' "Come on me" line from the court case arc (instead of "come with me"). Justified if you know the series.
  • Gadgeteer Genius: Kyouko in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force parody, surprisingly.
  • Gag Boobs: Mikuru.
  • Gang of Bullies: The Anti-SOS Brigade comes off as this when they're not being used as comic relief.
  • Gratuitous Japanese: Fujiwara says the word pantsu once.
  • Harem: Parodied in Chapter 75, among others.
  • Hammerspace: Ritsu's skirt and Chupon's mouth in the court case arc.
  • Hollywood Pudgy: Takeo calls Mikuru this in the court case arc (not by name, though).
  • Hot-Blooded: Everyone in the pirate arc.
  • Humans Are Cthulhu: In a Fourth-Wall breaking variation, in every chapter where superstarultra self-inserts himself into the fic, he refers to himself and his friends as demonic otherworldly creatures. From the perspective of the characters, who are fictional, this is absolutely true. They literally can't disobey him.
  • Humanoid Abomination: Kuyou is revealed to be this in the latest chapter.
  • Idiot Ball: Passed around throughout the court case arc
  • Incredibly Lame Pun: Chapter 67's "The Melancholy of GWARuhi Suzumiya".
  • Intercontinuity Crossover: Aside from the court case arc, there is also the pirate arc which crosses over with Lucky Star, and some more minor examples.
  • Interspecies Romance: Fujiwara and Kuyou in the pirate arc, but not in the way you'd think.
  • "It's Not Rape If You Enjoyed It": Brought up by Taniguchi in Chapter 71.
  • Jerkass: Haruhi, Oruki, Fujiwara, and Ryoko can be this.
    • Taniguchi in Chapter 54.
  • Kangaroo Court: There is an arc based on the concept.
  • Lampshade Hanging: Played for laughs with the series.
  • Lemony Narrator: In the Author's Notes, and every so often in the actual text.
  • Lolicon: Haruhi, in Chapter 38.
    • Itsuki, when he's not Kyonsexual, falls into this.
  • Made of Iron: The entire cast, but special mention goes to Haruhi for surviving being crushed by a blimp.
    • And Kyouko for surviving getting thrown under the tracks of a trolley.
  • Marshmallow Hell: Mikuru, twice. The first was in Alien VS Time-Traveler when she did it to Taniguchi when Yuki kicked her at him (unintentionally).
    • The second was in the anniversary, when she nearly tried to kill Fujiwara this way in a battle.
  • Medium Awareness: The entire cast.
  • Mega Crossover: The court case arc.
  • MST: Fujiwara does this to a recruitment video in chapter 84.
  • MST3K Mantra: The characters get rather upset in-universe over idiotic plots and such. It counts as this because of the aforementioned Medium Awareness.
  • Mukokuseki: The second short in Chapter 1 parodies this.
  • My Friends and Zoidberg: Emiri.
  • Nice Job Fixing It, Villain: Belome in the court case arc. He was only doing a good job as a judge because he was dealing with complete idiots, but when Yuki asks him what hitting his gavel would look like, he does so and clears Haruhi of all charges (see Disproportionate Retribution) on the spot.
  • No Good Deed Goes Unpunished: Occasionally.
  • The Nondescript: Emiri again, except when she becomes emo.
  • Noodle Implements: The Fetish chapter, where Haruhi has a half-finished fanfic with all the things she wants to do to Imouto involving: whipped cream, a feather-duster, chocolate sauce, scented candles, strawberries, a watermelon, a chinchilla, a golf club, and half a quart of orange sherbet. The first half of that list seems fairly normal, but somewhere around the watermelon it starts to meander into this trope.
  • Not-So-Harmless Villain: Emiri at the end of the Emo-ri arc.
  • OC Stand-In: Four-Eyes, in the court case arc, is actually a minor character from the novels who was not even given a name. It's a Downplayed Trope though, in that he is no more important here than he is in canon.
  • Off the Rails: Chapter 81, written one year after the fic started, is quite possibly crazier than any chapter before or since. It's even the chapter title.
  • Oh Crap: The Silent Hill arc.
  • Oh Crap, There Are Fanfics of Us: Chapter 34.
  • One of Us: Aside from the obvious fanfic writer thing, the author is a fan of several games, anime series, and is very familiar with TV Tropes.
  • Only Sane Man: Usually Kyon, though the role tends to be filled by his sister, of all people, in his absence.
  • Original Character: Subverted? Double Subverted? Whatever?? in that instead of creating any for himself, the author got permission to use the OCs of other fanfic authors in the fandom. Thus, Oruki and Naru come from Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008, Norio comes from Broken Mosaics by nukerjsr, Mirai is from I Am The Future, Mirai Nagato by Cha-Cha-Cheesecake, Mukuro is the creation of 7MukuroRealm7 and shows up in all of his fics, and Takeo and Asami are a pair of OCs created by Mr Wang 330 but have not yet shown up in any of his fics. Note, however, that Four-Eyes is not an example, being merely a Fan Nickname for a minor character who has no name in canon.
  • The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: The Anti-SOS Brigade. Ironically, in the arc that is a parody of several pirate series, they aren't evil, but eventually join the SOS Brigade's pirate crew at the very end.
  • The Ditz: Naru can be this at times, as can Kyouko.
  • Refuge in Audacity: Sometimes. For example in the anniversary chapter when Itsuki asks if anyone has experience in birthing babies; Ryoko asks if eating babies would help the situation.
  • Right Now Montage: Chapter 80.
  • Rule of Funny: Applies to many many things in the fic.
  • Rule 34: Chapter 34. It's actually perfectly safe for work.
  • Rule 63: Chapter 1.
    • Done again, on a wider scale, in Chapter 26.
  • Running Gag: Early on, Churuya and Ashakura would show up, claiming that Tsuruya and Ryoko, respectively, were their mothers. The concept hasn't been used very much recently...
  • Ruthless Modern Pirates: Konata's crew in the pirate arc is this. to Haruhi's disgust.

Haruhi: "Don't feel sorry for me, Mikuru. Feel sorry for Konata! She's forgotten the pirate ways of old! Has a big, fancy, mechanical ship and everything... What kind of self-respecting pirate uses torpedoes?"

Haruhi: ""Oooooooohhhhh... I'm so sorry, Emiri. Main characters only. You understand, right?""

A/N: Moral: "Always be nice to minor characters, kiddies. Otherwise, they may befriend the bad guys and help destroy the world."

Student Council President: "It's worse than that, Kimidori! WE'VE BEEN HARUHIROLLED!"

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