Warrior Cats/Funny

Sometimes, Warrior Cats can be hilarious. These are those times.

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The Original Series

• "Darkstripe is neither young nor pretty." Even funnier when you realize Darkstripe and Graystripe are brothers.
• In Into the Wild, after Graypaw tells Firepaw that Ravenpaw managed to impress Tigerclaw. His reaction:

Firepaw: "What on Earth did he do to do that? Fly?"

• Sure it was an incredibly depressing scene, but Tigerclaw's reaction to Graystripe's kits was hilarious.

The New Prophecy

• Cinderpelt echoing Yellowfang. "Do you think I talk just to hear my own voice?"
• The scene where Tawnypelt first meets Crowfeather.

Tawnypelt: "Is that a WindClan warrior? Undersized specimen, isn't he?"

• The running gag about prophecy dreams coming from fresh-kill in Midnight.
• Midnight on why she prefers talking to cats instead of foxes or rabbits: "Fox talk is all of kill. Rabbit have thistledown for brain."

Power Of Three

• Most of what Jayfeather says in Power Of Three, but especially these:

Jayfeather: Oh great. Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them.
Jayfeather: I'm a medicine cat. If you want sympathy, go to the nursery.

• Pretty much anything Purdy says.
• Sandstorm informing everyone that when she becomes an elder, she'll be the crankiest elder who ever lived.

Omen Of The Stars

• In The Fourth Apprentice, when Snowdrop is scaring away all the prey.

Snowdrop: "Whatever you're doing, you don't seem to be very good at it."

• • Jayfeather flipping out over Thornclaw taking his stick.
  • When the cats return to ShadowClan camp.

Blackstar: "Welcome to my clan. Rest here and take your pick of the fresh-kill pile."
Lionblaze: "Who are you and what have you done with Blackstar?"

• In Fading Echoes, when Squirrelflight finds out a ShadowClan warrior died after becoming unable to move, she thinks it was because he couldn't get the fresh-kill pile.
  • Briarlight gets her own fanclub in Fading Echoes.
  • Tigerheart is about to tell Dovepaw everything- but then an elder shows up trying to make dirt.
• In Night Whispers, the scene where Lionblaze and Cinderheart hook up.

Lionblaze: "So we're more than friends?"
Cinderheart: "Mousebrain."

• • Ivypaw being kitnapped by ShadowClan... and nicknamed Thundercat.
    • More Ivypaw in ShadowClan goodness:

Kit: "Is it true ThunderClan cats can fly?"
Ivypaw: "Oh yes. All ThunderClan cats can fly."

• • • Ivypaw talks with Blackstar.

Blackstar: "We're not going to throw you into the fresh-kill pile just yet."

• • When Dovepaw is meeting with Tigerheart:

Dovepaw: "Do you know Ivypaw?"
Tigerheart: "You mean, have I met her in the forest at midnight and had her save my life?"

• • Yellowfang decides to become Jayfeather's Exposition Fairy. When Mothwing comes to talk about how separating the clans isn't right, this is what Yellowfang says:

Yellowfang: "Mothwing was born an idiot. She'll die an idiot."

• In The Forgotten Warrior, when ThunderClan is fighting a group of WindClan cats in the tunnels, Dovewing accidentally attacks Dustpelt.

Dustpelt: "For StarClan's sake, get down. Haven't we got enough trouble with WindClan?"

Expanded Universe

• In Code of the Clans, during the code about the vigil:

WindClan Warrior: "I hope he gets better in time to jump into the gorge!"

• • Also from the vigil code, Squirrelflight's explanation of how to survive vigil night.

Squirrelflight: "Jump up onto high rock and pretend to be Clan Leader!"
Squirrelflight: "If you hear anything, shout 'Who's there?'. Even if it's just a warrior making dirt, better safe than sorry."

• Look closely at Tigerstar in the last panel on page 35 of Tigerstar & Sasha: Into The Woods. He's wearing sunglasses.
  • In Tigerstar & Sasha: Escape from the Forest, Sasha stows away on a ship.

Random Girl: "It's a real live ship's cat!"

• In Ravenpaw's Path: Shattered Peace, the scene when Ravenpaw gets his tongue stuck to ice. The following exchange is priceless.

Barley: "You were gone for a while. Everything okay?"
Ravenpaw: "Yeth. Everything'th fine."
Barley: "Are you talking funny?"
Ravenpaw: "No."
Barley: "Are you sure? Cause it sounds like you're talking a little-"
Ravenpaw: "No. Eat your mousth."

• Bluestar and Firestar's arguement in Firestar's Quest:

Bluestar: "Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees if not to stand for the four clans?"
Firestar: "Are you mouse-brained? Are you saying SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?"

• In Warrior's Refuge, the scene when the dogs were, "Just Curious".
• SkyClan's Destiny has plenty.

Leafstar: "He said SkyClan will need deeper roots if it is to survive."
Echosong: "Maybe we should eat roots?"

• • One funny scene takes place at the gathering.

Leafstar: "Does anyone have any suggestions?"
Lichenfur: "How about you get us fresh bedding once in a while?"

• In Bluestar's Prophecy, it's revealed that Brindleface once tricked Whitestorm into thinking there was a fox trapped in the dirtplace.
  • In the beginning of Bluestar's Prophecy, Bluekit tries to get a piece of fresh-kill and it falls on her! Made even better by a warrior who happened to be nearby's comment.

Warrior #1: "I've never seen fresh-kill attack a cat before!"
Warrior #2: "Careful! All that fluff might choke you!"

• At the beginning of Rise of Scourge, Tiny runs out into the forest. When he comes back and tells everyone, nobody believes him. He quickly starts spewing Blatant Lies.

Tiny: "It's true! It is! Plus, I, I built a house out of twigs and leaves, and I lived in it! And then I caught a fox and ate it!"

• In Cats of the Clans, Rock mocks tribe naming conventions.

Rock: According to tradition, [kits] are named for the first thing their mother sees when they are born, although to my mind that would lead to a lot of kits being called Roof of Cave or Wall of Cave or Floor of Cave.

• Tiny's imagine spot in The Rise of Scourge when he lies about defeating a dog. It involves him and the dog fighting in a dust ball and hilarious Art Shift.
• When Sharpclaw goes to report to Leafstar after dealing with some quarreling Clanmates only to awkwardly turn his head away once he realizes she's nursing her kits.
• In After The Flood, take a look at Sharpclaw's face when Cherrytail wants to tell the Clan she's pregnant.
• Billystorm trying to hint to Sol that he wants a private discussion with Leafstar:

Billystorm: Ahem, Sol, don't you have a patrol to go on?
Sol: Not that I know of. Why? Do you want to lead one?