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Troll/Quotes

"Someone has to stir shit up, or things get boring. I get bored when there's not conflict of some kind going on."
A troll... let's just leave it at that.
"Folks on this website are having too much fun, perhaps my negative post will see that undone."

You see the happy people's biggest problem is
They're never fearing the worst
While the rest of us will never sleep until

Your happy bubbles are burst.
Barenaked Ladies, "Angry People"

I don't know you but I think I hate you
You're the reason for my misery
Strange that you've become my biggest enemy
And I've never even seen your face
Well maybe it's just jealousy
Mix it up with a violent mind
A circumstance that doesn't make much sense

Or maybe, I'm just dumb
Green Day, "Chump"

If trawling for assholes you'll net a fine catch

with skulls full of saw dust (well I've got the match!)
Skyclad, "On With Their Heads!"
[[color:purple:TT: Maybe you should get some trolling tips from us humans.<br/> TT: Our sparing intellects are probably better suited to it.]]
Rose, Homestuck
"Trolls like you belong under a bridge."
YouTube video author responding to homophobic comment.
"I like the idea of a 'professional troll' though, it gives the impression of a hideous creature living under a bridge and handing out business cards."
"I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery."
Fall Out Boy, "I Don't Care"
Problem?
Trolls are the janitors of DA. You don't want to associate with them, but without us, this place would be covered in shit.
A member of I-Call-Bull... which, admittedly, only "trolls" people who deserve it.

You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You have probably been told
"Don't reply
To this guy,
He is just getting a rise
Out of you," Yes, it's true
You respond and that's his cue
To start trouble
On the double
While he strokes his manly stubble,
You've been trolled
You've been trolled
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play!
And yet you keep on trying,
Mindlessly replying,

You've been trolled, you've been trolled, have a nice day!
Successful Troll Song (sung to the tune of "Be Our Guest")
"And now, Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius) Today we salute you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!) You barge into any thread, spewing your brain diarrhea like it was relief water for Ethiopians. (Brain Diarrhea!) There aren't enough smilies available to illustrate everyone's disdain for you. Rolleyes, red mad face, puking green guy, and the finger dude just aren't enough. (Exclamation mark, eleventy one!) No one is LOLing when you enter the thread. You single-handedly lower the IQ of the Internet with every post you make. (STFU, r'tard!) It takes guts to do what you do, presenting your contrary opinion in the cold harsh light of incontrovertible facts. Here's to you Mr. Asshat Forum Troll. (Mr. Asshat Forum Troll!)"

Toki: There he is!
Skwisgaar: Yep, that's definitely a troll.

Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both.
The Bible (New International Version), Proverbs 27:3
I was waiting for you to make a punchline.
Mai, Nichijou
So, on a scale from one to mad... How mad?
A Team Fortress 2 player in this video of a child throwing a tantrum
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