Troll/Haiku

Please don't feed the trolls!
They wreak havoc just for fun
on the Internet.

We do it for lulz
Problem, Administrator?
You cannot stop us.

—CandyCrazy

In it for anger
Go and bother someone else
Shut up you bastards.

—Count Dorku

Lives under a bridge,
And eats goats for sustenance.
Oh, no, wait, wrong troll.

—The Hero Hartmut

LOL, I'm a vandal
Time to piss more people off
I'm banned? Whatever.

—Sgt Frog 1

You know that jerk who
Frequents the schoolyard? He's got
A computer, too.

—So We Ate Them

Trolls do it for lulz
I talk to them politely
'cause they amuse me.

—Bailoroc

They think that they are
Accomplishing something great.
HA HA HA HA no.

—STK

Trololololol
Lololol Lolololol
Trololololol

They are eating her!
And then they're going to eat
me too! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

—Dontcallmewave

They HATE you so much
They read your every post
Wow how pathetic.

—feral