The Creepy Teen Years/Characters
The SOF Brigade
The Main cast and focus of the Series, they're often enough at the center of what disaster, Giant Monster attack or small war happens to be happening this week.
FDW
the "Leader" of the SOF Brigade. The Other Characters hang out with him for no known reason.
- A Day in the Limelight: "THE ASTONISHMENT OF FDW".
- Chaotic Stupid
- Catch Phrase: He had "MOAR MOTIVATION!" but it's fallen out of use.
- Cloudcuckoolander
- Distaff Counterpart: MDW, who's even more of an Expy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
- Expy: he shares some traits with Haruhi Suzumiya and Kamina.
- Gadgeteer Genius / Mad Scientist: He Built the Austrian Death Machine, an interdimensional portal, the Austrian Death machine 2.0, and a Laser that turns people Into Ponies.
- The Hero: atleast he likes to think of himself as it. He's more of...
- The Load
- Lethal Chef
- Nightmare Fetishist: His idea to combine a Shooting Gallery, Maid Cafe and Zombie Apocalypse.
- Obfuscating Stupidity: Maybe. He claims to know what everyone is..but....who knows?
- Small Name, Big Ego
- Villainous Crossdresser: while not "Evil", he's not exactly "Good" either..
YNNEAD
The only Sane man/woman of the group. Tends to Change gender depending on the episode.
- A Day in the Limelight: "YNNEAD 1/2"
- Alternate Universe: It's implied that Ynnead switches between his multiversial Counterparts.
- Butt Monkey: He has Shades of this.
- Carpet of Virility: Averted. While the Male Ynnead does have chest hair, it's described as "Shaped like Justin Bieber's head".
- Catch Phrase: "Goddammit FDW!"
- Deadpan Snarker
- Distaff Counterpart: Alt!Ynnead, a Fiery Redhead.
- Fire-Breathing Weapon: He gets to be the Pyro in the Australian Invasion.
- Gender Bender: switches back and forth. occasionally Lampshaded
- Head Desk: usually because of something FDW did.
- I Have Many Names: Formerly TheCreeper, Creeper and Ryder.
- Mistaken for Gay/Transvestite
- Only Sane......Person-thing: usually.
- The Lancer: to FDW's "hero". He's also Nothingnow's Deadpan Snarker.
- Took a Level in Badass: He and his army of Multiversial Counterparts defeat an army of Mowques
- Wholesome Crossdresser:
CATBOY
Probably the youngest. A Red Blooded American. Much to everyone's displeasure. Has what is probably the most normal home life of the SOF Brigade. Despite pretty much everything.
- A Day in the Limelight: arguably "CATBOY VS THE HOMAGE"
- Batter Up: Gets to be the Scout in the Australian Invasion.
- Butt Monkey: While not as Bad as Roem, he's probably the second worst.
- Distaff Counterpart: Catgirl.
- Informed Inability: Apparently a horrible chemistry Student.
- Eagle Land: very yes.
- Giant Mecha: Both he and Catgirl have one.
- Leeroy Jenkins: His Plan to defeat the aliens was to Charge a group of them, With one Gun
- Machete Mayhem: his weapon of Choice is The Machete of Love.
- Petting Zoo People: maybe.
- Tagalong Kid: more or less his role.
- Took a Level in Badass: He Pilots a Giant Robot to defeat Emperor Norton I
LORD_ROEM
The Token Brit and the Resident Buttmonkey. and the only Main character with a Girlfriend
- A Day in the Limelight: "THE MELANCHOLY OF LORD_ROEM"
- Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever: Bulldog_churchill_Roem.
- Baleful Polymorph: One of the people who get turned into Ponies.
- Beware the Nice Ones
- Butt Monkey: the Main one.
- The Chick: unlike the others, he's the least physical, and does try to keep order.
- Distaff Counterpart: Lady_Roem, who's basically an expy of Nia Tepplin, at least appearance-wise.
- Heroic BSOD: After Watching Othyrsyde Vanish, he enters one. Nothingnow Snaps him out of it, though.
- Instrument of Murder: his Vuvuzula.
- Official Couple: With Othyrsyde
- Time Travel: possibly.
- Token Minority: the Only (known) British Student with any real significance.
- Took a Level in Badass: Battles and defeats an army of Mecha-Pattons
NOTHINGNOW
The normal one. Nothing really strange about him, and he seem to try and keep a cool head about things. So far.
- Arbitrary Skepticism: He can accept What Lord_Roem, Catboy, Othyrsyde, Ynnead and ....Whatever Fenrir Is but has trouble believe what Evilprodigy is.
- Ascended Extra: his first appearance was as a throwaway Gag in Season 1. he became a Main Character in Season 2.
- Catch Phrase: What.
- Casual Danger Dialog: on several occasions including "The Beast and The Blue."
- Charles Atlas Superpower: by simply surviving this long, he is now able to dodge bullets.
- Chekhov's Skill: Has some experience operating a Tank, as established in FIELD TRIP, which later comes in useful in 2x11.
- Now if the cooking and Knife fighting account for anything, will it be a trifecta?
- Combat Pragmatist: His fight with Imperialvienna involves kicking him in the groin to disrupt the laser codpiece.
- Darkskinned Blonde: Same as SomethingNow.
- Dare to Be Badass: Nothingnow joins the School's Association of Badasses to become Number one.
- Distaff Counterpart: SomethingNow. No real difference.
- The Hero: more-or-less fits the role.
- Laser Sword: Gets one in "BREAK THROUGH THE DREAM, Part II". He is very disappointed that it is not Purple
- After Reality resets itself, it does become Purple
- Made of Iron: He's regularly kicked off the roof of the building to no real effect, (although he does complain about it being painful,) then got shot in the shoulder and had to think about if he's been shot before. It's the closest thing he has to any sort of unusual ability.
- Blood loss will still do him in though. Even if he doesn't notice it until someone points it out.
- currently, he has survived being kicked off a Roof multiple times, shot through the shoulder, mauled by Honey Badgers, and stepped on 20+ Landmines.
- Parental Abandonment: Lives alone, but apparently on good enough terms with his mother.
- Shotguns Are Just Better: Picks one up and Joined the Battle against the Australians as the Engineer.
- The Stoic: He tries to be this, and fails when shit really hits the fan. It's more like he has Nerves of Steel. Considering the situation he's in, this is not entirely unexpected.
- Unfazed Everyman: as far as we know.
- Yiddish as a Second Language: Normally uses very few Yiddishisms, but it Comes out in stressful situations.
FENRIR_ANGERBODA
Sort of just...is there. No one really knows why.
- Ambiguously Bi: He did enjoy Making out with Roem....
- Badass in a Nice Suit: Wears one along with a Domino Mask to Become the Spy and Fight the Australians.
- Chainsaw Good: his second Weapon of Choice.
- Chekhov's Katana: His Wakazashi proves vital for Lord_Roem to Accidentally defeat Imajin and win Othyrsyde
- Distaff Counterpart: Hecate_Angerboda. an Elegant Gothic Lolita.
- Fourth Wall Observer: Out of all the Major characters, he's the one who's the most aware of it, and is Punished the least for it.
- Genre Savvy
- Briefly loses it, when the Thandes trick him
- Hidden Agenda Jerkass: he seems to have something planed, judging by his actions in certain episodes.
- He worked with the Thandes to get them Australium, but turns on them once they betray the deal
- He has copies of the school's Security tapes for some reason.
- I Call It "Vera": His Guitar Tsumugi
- Jerkass: Probably his defining trait.
- Last of His Kind: He is the sole remaining survivor of his Universe
- Katanas Are Just Better: he usually has a Wakazashi.
- Now a Wrecked Weapon after the Thandes use "Nippon-Proof armor".
- Nightmare Fetishist: He dreamed about having a Zombie Girlfriend in one chapter
- Psychic Powers
- The Smart Guy
- Token Asshole Teammate
- Yaoi Fan Boy: if his Jack Black x Kyle Gass Doujinshi means anything....
- Yuri Fan
OTHYRSYDE
The only The First major Female character. She's probably the most Sane out of the group, although that's not saying much. She's usually the most level headed out of the group.
- Action Girl
- A Day in the Limelight: "THE DISASSOCIATION OF OTHYRSYDE"
- Artificial Human
- Badass: she kills Bad_Santa_Krall.
- Death Glare: can use it to blow up machines.
- Deadpan Snarker: at times.
- Disappears Into Light: in "Did you see that coming?"
- Expy: during her first Appearance, she was basically Ramona Flowers. Since then she has grown out of it.
- Kuudere.
- My Nayme Is / Xtreme Kool Letterz: just look at how it's spelled.
- Official Couple: With Lord_Roem
- Spear Counterpart: Thyssyde, a Scary Black Man.
- The Sixth Ranger / The Big Guy: the latest addition to the cast, and so far the most powerful and competent fighter.
- Took a Level in Badass: slaughtered an augmented Mojojojo
EVILPRODIGY
The newest Member to join the SOF Brigade. as such, she has yet to be fleshed out.
- Action Girl: while we haven't seen her do much, she was one of the last surviving students during the Alien Invasion, and was able to fight Othyrsyde to either a standstill or win.
- A Day in the Limelight: "ADVENTURE TIME WITH EVILPRODIGY"
- All Girls Like Ponies: She Wants to be turned into a Pony, and follows them into the Zombie Apocalypse Pony Dimension
- An Axe to Grind: her weapon of Choice as a Magic girl.
- Big Ol' Eyebrows.
- Friendly Sniper: Gets to be the Sniper in the Australian Invasion.
- Gender Flip: the Real Evilprodigy is a guy. At this point the writers don't really care.
- Magical Girl. Surprisingly not horrifying in the slightest.
- Shipper on Deck: for YnneadNow
- Spear Counterpart: Goodprodigy. Also has Big Ol' Eyebrows
- Token Minority: French-Canadian.
- Yaoi Fangirl.
FACULTY AND STAFF
THANDE
The Chemistry teacher. British and somewhat mad.
a Group of Alternate Dimensional Thandes show up later to take something from the school
- Distaff Counterpart: Also named Thande. and French.
- Mad Scientist
- Magical Girl: In a Dream. A rather terrifying dream.
- it wasn't a dream.
- Multiversal Conqueror: or at least a group of Alternate versions.
BLUE MAX
Another Teacher, and fills in on occasion as an Assistant Principal, along with WARD. Surprisingly badass.
- Badass: he battled the Giant Salamander with a Shotgun.
- Baleful Polymorph: also turned into a Pony.
- Only Sane Employee: It seems like it anyway.
KRALL
The Map instructor. somewhat of a Large Ham. Becomes the Principal in the Future
- Back from the Dead: He was killed during the Christmas Special. He has sense returned.
- Bad Santa: During the Christmas Episode.
- Baleful Polymorph: gets Turned into a Pony.
- Berserk Button: the Kazakh border and Justin Bieber.
- Chainsaw Good: During the Christmas Special, he wields a Christmas Themed Chainsaw.
- Distaff Counterpart: Ridiculously Hot Asian Female KRALL, or RHAF KRALL for short.
- has finally been given the name "Kuraruko". Implied to be in a relationship with Empress_Norton_I.
- Gatling Good: appears as the Heavy Weapons guy In the Australian Invasion.
- Large Ham
- No Indoor Voice
- Not So Above It All: He loves being a Pony.
DOCTOR_WHAT
A Teacher. Tends to pop out of random things.
- Anything That Moves
- Apathetic Teacher: Can't find his own classroom. His students have to nag him about showing up.
- Catch Phrase: "I find that Strangely arousing".
- Squick: In canon, he provides more than you thought possible.
EMPEROR_NORTON_I
The Ronald Regan Instructor. He's also obsessed with The Beatles. He Tolerates the SOF brigade, but will ignore them if he has to. Becomes one of the Vice Principals in the future
- A Day in the Limelight: "Being for the Benefit of Emperor Norton I"
- Badass Teacher: He was able to fight Bad_Santa_Krall to a standstill, but still loss. but then he came..
- Back from the Dead
- Cool Old Guy
- Distaff Counterpart: Empress_Norton_I. supposedly looks like Tori Amos, and her obsession is with Gerald Ford, rather than Reagan.
- Humongous Mecha: he has one designed to look like Ronald Reagan.
- and is part of a Group of Transforming Mecha that look like Theodore Roosevelt, Ulysses S. Grant, James K. Polk and Franklin D. Roosevelt.
- Reasonable Authority Figure
DAVID_S_POEPOE
The School nurse.
- Combat Medic: He's right there on the Frontlines, Slaughtering Australians alongside the Others.
- Gratuitous Lithuanian when upset.
- Mad Scientist: He has his moments. During the Australian Invasion he was looking forward to dissecting the infected Students, and Mentions Injecting FDW's Spinal fluids into Homeless Welsh Babies.
- Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate
- The Medic: gets to be....The Medic in the Australian Invasion.
- School Nurse
GEORGEPATTON
The Gym Teacher from Hell. and still is, years later
- Ax Crazy: He's first shown Shooting at Students with a Rocket Launcher.
- Back from the Dead: He Died in the Alien Invasion.
- Body Horror: Fused to Multiple tanks and becomes a horrific Man-machine Hybrid in "In Which Levels of Badass are taken"
- His future self is largely cybernetic.
- Cloudcuckoolander: he Thinks he's the real George Patton.
- Distaff Counterpart: GeorginaPatton. A young girl, but shares her Male counterparts personality.
- Expy: he's basically The Soldier from Team Fortress 2.
- so, Logically he become the Soldier during the Australian Invasion.
- Gold Fever: In one episode. It actually makes him more rational than he usually is.
- Gym Teacher Nasty: very much so.
- Hollywood Cyborg: In the Future.
- Sadist Teacher
- Shout-Out: Most of his lines are from Team Fortress 2.
- Tank Goodness: he usually rides around in Tanks.
- Although a number of them have been destroyed. In fact, this seems to be turning into a trend.
PRINCIPAL IAN
The Principal and founder of the school, and one of the people who made cross-time travel common.
LEO CAESIUS
One of the Janitors, and a former Falafel delivery boy, hired after the Giant Salamander ate some of his predecessors.
IRONYUPPIE
The Metal/Wood shop teacher.
- Mrs. FixIt: upgrades Nothingnow's Beam Katana
- The Blacksmith: Mentions she forged TheUnmentionableSeaMammal'sRevolasshotgun.
- Wrench Wench.
Other Students
Students, and other people who generally don't fall into the other groups or seem to exist solely to be the butt of a Joke.
TheUnmentionableSeamammal
A Bit character. His only role seems to be to die. Which is almost every time he appears.
- Distaff Counterpart: TheUnmentionableFlyingMammal
- Expy: of Kenny.
- and Later Helter Skelter
- Killed Off for Real: In "....He's Really Ranked?"
- Mix-and-Match Weapon: His Revolasshotgun. It's a Revolver, Cutlass, and Shotgun in one, and he Reloads it wrong
- Double Standard Rape (Male on Male): Drags a Bound and Gagged NothingNow into a Closet in He's Late, and well, no-one knows what happened after that. No one really wants to know. Including the writer.
- The Chew Toy: so far he has been Stabbed in the Eye with a Candy cane and then killed with a Chainsaw, Bisected by a Spider Tank, thrown at a Helicopter, Decapitated, eaten by Spammers, has had his spine torn out, gotten a Hatchet to the head and impaled on Evilprodigy's axe and Catboy's Machete.
- Don't forget the time he just exploded without any explanation or exposition what so ever at the end of an episode.
TheGingerNinja
The New Kid.
- Break the New Guy: He arrives optimistic about making new friends. His day ends with him sitting in a puddle of Urine, wonder what he got into.
- New Meat
- New Transfer Student
Mmmeee0
- Ascended Extra: While not at the Level of NothingNow or Evilprodigy, he was getting a larger role.
- Beyond the Impossible: He converted all the adrenaline in his Body into THC. Adrenaline is a Hormone and THC is only produced in Plants. From a Chemical standpoint, the two are nothing alike.
- Distaff Counterpart: Eeemmm0. a Dojikko
- Drunken Master: Despite being High out of his mind, he is a surprisingly good Demolition expert.
- Fate Worse Than Death: Serving Detention out in a World without Pot for a day.
- The Stoner: he's usually portrayed as one.
- Throw Down the Bomblet: gets to become the Demoman in the Australian Invasion.
BLACKWAVE
- Distaff Counterpart: Whitewave. How witty
- Shout-Out: usually seen Riding Large Insects
The Sealions.
A Band, composed of Zacoftheaxes, The Vulture, Snowman23 and Random Idea Guy.
SOM Brigade
an alternate Universe counterpart to the SOF brigade. It's members include MDW, ALT!Ynnead, Lady_Roem, Thyssyde, Catgirl, Hecate_Angerboda, SomethingNow and GoodProdigy.
Tropes that apply to the group in general:
- A Day in the Limelight: Episode 28: The Cover Changes the Gender.
- Distaff/Spear Counterparts: they're the Gender bent version of the normal cast.
- Took a Level in Badass: The first few times we see them, they're just strange minor Characters.When they Arrive in "Break Through the Dream" they turn the tide of the fights they enter
MDW
FDW's counterpart. Unlike FDW she is perfectly Sane.
- Barrier Maiden: MDW
- Expy: she shares some traits with Haruhi Suzumiya.
Alt!Ynnead
One of the Many Ynneads of the multiverse.
- Fiery Redhead.
- Only Sane Woman: Most of the time.
CATGIRL
In Contrast to Catboy, Catgirl is a meme spouting annoyance.
- Exactly What It Says on the Tin: she is a Catgirl, albeit a fake one.
- Lolcat
- Split Personality Makeover: her Personality changes if she's wearing her cat ears or not.
- Valley Girl: whenever someone takes off her Cat ears.
Lady_Roem
Lord Roem's counterpart
- This Is a Drill: Lady_Roem's weapon of Choice is a motorized Auger.
- White-Haired Pretty Girl
- Yandere: For Thyssyde and Lord Roem.
Somethingnow
Nothingnow's Counterpart.
- Darkskinned Blonde: Sometimes.
Hecate_Angerboda
Fenrir_Angerboda's counterpart.
- Elegant Gothic Lolita: Actually a Guro Lolita, which doesn't have a trope.
- Jerkass: she's the one who sends the Ponies into the Zombie Dimension.
- Humanoid Abomination: one of the many Representatives for the Many Angled Ones.
- I'm a Humanitarian: Hecate
Thyssyde
Othyrsyde's Counterpart.
- Expy: Thysyde is an Invulnerable super-strong Black man.
- My Nayme Is / Xtreme Kool Letterz
- Hidden Depths: Thyssyde is apparently a master of Greek cuisine.
- Scary Black Man.
Goodprodigy
Evilprodigy's counterpart.
- Big Ol' Eyebrows.
- Expy: Goodprodigy collects Saskatchemon
- Yuri Fanboy.
Future Space Children
Offspring of the major characters who occasionally travel back in time to be Cute and annoying.
SOMETHINGLATER
Ynnead and Nothingnow's Future Daughter.
- All Girls Like Ponies: Gets to ride some of the Student-turned-ponies.
- Dark-Skinned Redhead
- Foreshadowing: In the brief Glimpse into the Future, she is shown wielding a Lightsaber. Six Episodes later, Nothingnow Gets one.
- Kid From the Future: as already noted.
- Meaningful Name: Somethinglater is from the Future.
The SOS Brigade.
The Future Version of the Group, now lead by Somethinglater. Consist of Catprodigy, Lord_Syde, Veedok Sigyn and Hati Angerboda.
- Spin Offspring: they're the kids of the Original Group.
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