SpongeBob SquarePants/Quotes

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• Season 1
• Season 2
• Season 3
• Season 4
• Season 5
• Season 6
• Season 7
• Season 8

Catch Phrases

• SpongeBob: "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!"
• Patrick: "Oh, barnacles!"
• SpongeBob and Patrick: "Aw, tartar sauce!"
• Patrick: "Good morning Krusty Crew."
• Mr. Krabs: "Ar Ar Ar Ar Ar!"
• Mermaid Man: "EEEEVILLL!!!"
• Patrick: "Aw, fish paste!"
• Squidward: "How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
• Fred: "My leg!"
• Sandy: "Yee-haw!"

Unsorted Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants

• "Actually, I just have a question about these parking tickets. I don't have a car."
• "Let go of what kills you, and hold on to what keeps you breathing."
• "There's nothing good on TV anyway. Nothing."

Patrick Star

• "Birthday Happy."
• "Like my mom always said: 'If you can't think of anything to say something nice about someone, don't blow your nose into your hand.'"
• "We are young , We got wheels, The whole world is our oyster!"
• "Your potty has a shocky thing in it."

Sandy Cheeks

• "There's something rotten in the Alamo."
• "I'm gonna be all over you like ugly on an ape!"
• "Don't lose your barnacles, boys."
• "Something smells like rancid rodeo around here."
• Sandy: "Hey SpongeBob! How're y'all doin'?"
  

SpongeBob: "Not too close, Sandy. I tend to get smelly when I'm pumping iron. Check it out!" [flexes]
Sandy: "Well, you're smelly."

Eugene Krabs

• "SpongeBob! You're scaring away me money!"
• "That's me money walking out the door!"
• "Hello... may I take your money?"
• (singing) "Counting me money. Money sweeter than honey. Money money this, money money that. Profit will make me wallet fat!"
• "After all, money is the ultimate source of joy!"
• Spongebob: [sadly] "I used to have a dream."
  Mr. Krabs: "Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually."
• "What doesn't kill you usually gets you on the second attempt."

"You can borrow anything you like, at anytime, as long as you give it back before it's missed."

Fishes

• SpongeBob: "Squidward, the robots are running the Navy!"
  Squidward: "Not the Navy! [over loudspeaker] Attention, everyone, run for your lives! Robots have taken over the world!" [everyone is silent] "Our world!" [all the customers run out screaming]
• SpongeBob: "Has the world gone mad?!"
  Fish: "Well, that depends on your definition-"