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  • The conversation Twilight has with Rarity and Rainbow Dash when she

first turns to her friends for help. Rest assured that Hilarity Ensues.

Rarity: Do you...how shall I put

this, hmm...do you like...? {{quote|Rainbow Dash: Do you [[Unusual Euphemism }} clop]] to mares?

  • The Winter Wrap-Up festival.

Rarity: Pinkie Pie, a lady does not just...smooch!

Pinkie Pie: Silly! I'm not a lady, I'm a pony.
 

awesome!]] Do it! DOOO IIIIIT!?

  • Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash teasing Twilight by roleplaying how they

imagine her encounter with Braeburn went.

Rainbow Dash: I'm Twilight! Hey there, Braeburn!

Pinkie Pie: I'm Braeburn! Aaaaaaapplelooooooosa! Watcha readin'
 

cutie?

"Twilight:" Egghead's Guide to Sensual Steamy Sexin'.

"Braeburn:" Sounds fun! Let's do it!

"Twilight:" Oh yes! Books! Science! Sarcasm!

"Braeburn:" Apples! Desert! More apples!

"Twilight:" Nnnnnnnahhhhh Princess Celestia!

"Braeburn:" Woooooo Appleloosa!

Rarity: Are you two quite finished?
 

  • The mane six are creating their scale for rating how straight or gay

they think they are. Quite possibly one of the raunchiest conversations in the entire fic. [[spoiler: Made even funnier at the end when they learn that everypony outside the baths could hear them the whole time.]]

Rainbow Dash: 'One' should stand for straight.


Twilight: Why?


Rainbow Dash: Because it looks like a dick.


Pinkie Pie: So does nine!
 

You just have to turn it a little.

  • "EXCUSE! ME! This is MY table! This is MY table, in MY bar, and I must

SURVEY my HOLDINGS!?

  • "Welcome to Rainbow Dash's Pimp Palace!"
  • Mental Note, Subject: Sex. Sex can be a bit of a confidence booster,

apparently.

  • The bonus chapter, "Private Party." [[spoiler: Specifically, the fact that Pinkie Pie has an enormous chest of sex toys sitting in her room for no apparent reason, just waiting to be used.]]
    • "Except less fighting and more...sexing. Awesome sexing. Because I am

awesome at sex."

  • Although wedged between serious revelations, Twilight gets a little

conversation with Spike that never fails to make me chuckle.

Spike: I?uh?are you and Cheerilee getting a divorce?

Twilight: For the last time, Spike, we?re not married!
 

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