Grand Unifying Guesses/New Age

The following events, once their echoes mesh together in space and time, will bring about the New Age of Enlightenment of Mankind; the ultimate triumph of Good, while Also Sprach Zarathustra plays.

• The Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
  • The Victory of the Devil over the Forces of Yahweh.
• The discovery of the Ultimate Question to Life, The Universe and Everything.
• The purification of Galaxia.
• The Lone Power's surrender.
• The lifting of the Fog of Deceit in the collective heart of mankind.
• Schala being freed.
• The opening of the Matrix of Leadership.
• Wyld Stallions First True Gig.
• The restoration of the Crystal of Truth.
• The destruction of the One Ring.
• Zordon's ultimate sacrifice
• The activation of the elements of harmony
• if Charlie Brown ever kicks the football
  • Well, judging from the last example, that ain't gonna happen soon.