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Grand Unifying Guesses/Warehouse 13
Warehouse 13 is a massive Artifact of Doom collection thus it must have the following in inventory
- Buffy's Scythe-Axe-Stake-Thing, The Hammer used to kick Glory's Ass, An Urn Of Osiris, Acathla, Illyra's casket and a few other things.
- A few Denarii
- Two rusted out, old fashioned revolvers.
- The Ark of the Covenant
- The Necronomicon
- A Shining Trapezohedron
- A Death Note
- The One Ring
- An alien costume
- Horcruxes
- Excalibur
- The Witchblade
- The artifact of Doom
- A puzzle box
- Umbra
- A shard from the Jewel of Four Souls
- The picture of Dorian Gray
- Confirmed in the fourth episode of the second season.
- Venjix's dormant code and a laptop computer
- A fragment of the Allspark
- The Pandorica
- A chunk of pure smoking hot Evil
- The original weighted Companion Cube.
- A box of Turkish Delight
- A Marker
- The Necroteuch and the Malus Codicum.
- An Anti-Music Missile
- Soul Edge, and the sword forged to counter it, Soul Calibur.
- The T-Virus and all of it's derivatives
- Shinnok's Amulet
- Vendredi's Cursed Antiques
- A Risen Mitten
- Old alien war machines
- A Leprechaun's pot of gold.
- A Delorean (possibly a steam engine train too), and the Flux Capacitor
- A cursed VHS tape
- A Halo Activation Index
- Some pieces of a Reaper.
- The Master Sword
- At least one Keyblade
- The Hakurei Yin-Yang Orbs
- Several rolls of amateur student film.
- And several more tapes.
- And camera archives showcasing haunted people.
- And footage of Operation Hammerdown.
- A Ouija Board
- The Kahili Ring
- The Lance of Longinus
- The Holy Grail
- The Spear of Destiny
- The One True Cross
- Or at least a fragment of it.
- The African Monolith from '2001: A Space Odyssey'
- The Neverending Story, and the Auryn.
- An Alethiometer.
- A Sangreal.
- A hunk of kryptonite.
- and a Phantom Zone generator.
- The Jumanji board game.
- The Mask.
- A 1st Edition Dungeons & Dragons manual.
- the Gran Grimoire.
- A piece of the Map of Inifinity
- A certain other mask, only this time holding the power of a demon
- The Hand of Glory.
- A Starmap
- A Prothean Beacon
- The Shiftblade
- A lance and sheild
- A Polybius game
- The Amulet of Yendor
- A rotted hand and eye
- The seven Crystal Stars and the eight Pure Hearts
- A copy of the manuscript for William Shakespeare's Love's Labour's Won
- The Book of the Dead, the Book of Amun-Ra, the Bracelet of Anubis, the Spear of Osiris and the Eye of Shangri-La
- The Philosopher's Stone
- The Witchblade
- A copy of the Sburb beta
- One or more of the Millenium Items
- One or more Dragon Balls
- The script for The King in Yellow (French original, with annotated English translation attached)
- A Tibetan fife
- A bobble-headed devil doll which produces fortunes
- Marvin
- A piece of Unobtanium.
- The "Zoltar Speaks" wishing machine.
- The Émigré Manuscript.
- At least one lantern ring and power battery
- A time lock portal
- A super awesome axe known simply as The Seperator
- The Sword of Omens
- The BFG 9000
- Murray
- the really-really-bad-inator
- A Timing Device
- A golf club that causes people to take up beliefs similar to Ayn Rand's.
- a boomerang
- A piece of Eden
- The Coins of Zakynthos.
Possible future artifacts
- Dick Cheney's shotgun: makes the shooter dangerously innacurate
- Weird Al's accordian
- A syringe belonging to Keith Richards. An injection with it renders the subject immune to all poisons and ill side effects of drugs and narcotics.
Also see: SCP Foundation Grand Unifying Guesses, which Warehouse 13 may be controlled by.
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