Die for Our Ship/Quotes

She's with the main character. People hate her just because she's with the main character.

—Dwayne McDuffie

Gaara's MINE!!!and i hope matsuri and everyone else who luvs my gaara-sama DIES!

—An Anonymous Youtube user

Akito: Uh, what's wrong with Yurika?
Megumi: Oh, it's nothing big, she's just been dumbed down into a vegetable barely capable of breathing on her own to facilitate us hooking up. Pretty standard fanfiction procedure, actually.

Amelia, Relena, Naru & Ayeka: Tell us about it!

—Nagare Akatsuki's Guided Tour of Nadesico Fanfiction

"If you make a confession on Naruto's behalf, then I murder you. Hinata got here first, and that still needs to be resolved."

—Translation notes on Chapter 457 of Naruto.

The nice, calm, and friendly Lacus Clyne; a symbol of peace and love. Practiced smile, monotonous voice, and uncompromising pacifism be damned! She is annoyingly perfect, unrealistic, boring, and seemingly unaffected by the harsh events surrounding her; the very opposite of the passionate, albeit unstable, and fiery tempered Fllay."

—The "please fix Gundam SEED so Kira and Fllay get back together and Lacus goes DIAF" online petition.

A shipping pair for Avatar: The Last Airbender. Places main characters Aang, 12, and Katara, 14, in an adult relationship. People who ship it are either little kids or pedos. Pairing enjoys fluff, Oedipus complexes, rape kisses, stalking, and small peens. Because of Aang's infatuation with Katara, he becomes very possessive to the point of even killing those that look at Katara. Kataang becomes canon after very little development, which was all one sided. It only became canon because it was Bryke's "soft spot."
Pedo bear likes Kataang.
Aang: I got the girl cause Bryke loves me.

EWWWWWWWW!

—Anonymous Cody fangirl on Beth

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

—Anonymous Cody fangirl on Sierra

I do hate Beth, it's mostly without reason though.

—Anonymous Total Drama Yaoi Fangirl

"And on a side note, I don't need to get those hateful tweets. Oh, these are like, "STAY AWAY FROM BRITTANY!"" (crowd laughs) "I've been getting them for a while now, but whoo, lately? Like - I get it, but I'm not Artie!"" (more laughs) "Hateful, hateful. I'm like, "I'm gonna block you!"...I didn't block them. I only block people that spam me."

Now, to cover the "ships" that I'm completely against. There's a LOT of these, so I'm not going to list them by name -- I'll just lump them into general categories to save time and space.
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• Anything that involves the pairing of a character I like with a character I hate.
  —Cori Falls, on one of her rant pages

Even if she (Asami) ends up being totally harmless, I'll still hate her. Get. Away. From. Mako.

—Messageboard user on the subject of whether Asami The Legend of Korra is The Mole.