Bear Nuts/Characters

The Residents of Discount Zoo.

The Bears

(Color: Teal, Insignia: green/yellow capsule): The de facto leader of the bunch. Relentlessly cheerful... until his meds run out.

(Light gray, red pentagram): Jerkass. Tends to smash things when upset.

Child-Hater
Cute Little Fangs - The only bear who seems to have fangs rather than more standard cartoon teeth.
Dark and Troubled Past
Dude in Distress - Oddly, he gets tied up and kidnapped about as often as any princess worth her salt.
Obviously Evil - Horns, fangs, red eyes, damn near an Evil Albino...
Psychopathic Manchild
Pyromaniac
Slasher Smile

(Yellow, purple rhinoceros): Fashionista, Homemaker, Fabulous. Not THAT kind of gay bear.

Blue Eyes
Camp Gay
Hair of Gold
Large Ham - When attempting to elicit sympathy from Lech and Prozac after an injury.
- Not to mention his wrestling debut as The Magnificent Flaming Ho.
The Fashionista
Transparent Closet
Volleying Insults - Most of his conversations with Lech devolve into this.
Unlimited Wardrobe / Limited Wardrobe - He has an impressive array of outfits... but he mostly seems to collect them, favoring a baby blue bowtie.

(Blue, panties): Bully, pervert, Gay's hated rival?

A Man Is Not a Virgin - Tries hard to put up a ladies' man front. Word of God says he's all talk.
Jerk Jock
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold - Lech taking the rap for the monkey, who is himself taking the rap for Evil and Nerd, knowing that bodily mutilation is on the line.
Lovable Sex Maniac
The Precious Precious Car - Has a brief love affair with a zookeeper's Cool Car. Then crashes it into a wall.
Villain Team-Up - Forms Team Lecherous Evil with Evil Bear to get a bunch of children boozed up as a prank. They're also volleyball partners.
Volleying Insults - With Gay

(Brown with gimp mask, handcuffs): Silent, kindly medic with an implied kinky side; the most compassionate of the bears.

BDSM
Bondage Is Bad - Subverted - Gimp is one of the sweeter characters.
Fridge Brilliance - That dawning realization that comes when you consider exactly -why- Gimp is trained in first aid...
Head-Tiltingly Kinky - Occasionally shown or implied to partake in his uhm, hobbies, offscreen.
The Medic
Nice Guy
The Voiceless - Almost always has his mouth zipped up.

(Grey with glasses, hot dog): The wimpy fanboy of all things nerdly. A total weenie.

Adorkable
Butt Monkey - They all get a taste, but Nerd ends up on the receiving end of slapstick most often.
Cosplay Otaku Guy
Nerd Glasses
Revenge of the Nerd - Both to Evil and poor Steve, though he didn't mean for his revenge against the polar bears to get as messy as it did.

(Dark grey, skull): Dark, broody, and mysterious. The least social, Death rarely appears except to fix the major screwups of his fellows.

Badass - Can KO Evil in one hit.
A Day in the Limelight
Dark Is Not Evil - Despite his attitude and theme, he's actually a pretty decent guy.
Out of Focus
The Quiet One
Team Dad - When Prozac's brand of discipline fails, the big guns come out.
Touch of Death

(Green, syringe): Permanently in withdrawl, tweaked and stressed out.

(Red, mug of beer): Alcholic in a near-permanent state of intoxication. Good thing he's a cuddly drunk. The most outwardly affectionate of them all.

Bear Hug - Pun aside, Tanked hands these out like candy.
Beergasm
Cloudcuckoolander
Cuddle Bug
The Alcoholic
The Voiceless - It's unclear whether he -can't- talk or is simply too sloshed at all times.
Vomit Indiscretion Shot - Pick a strip. Any strip.
Waterfall Puke

(Panda, blue star): Former superstar of the zoo. extremely vain and conceited.

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