YouTube Poop/Quotes

Because Youtube is where the poop is!

—Opening quote

"Mah boi-Will DIE! Koopa Football Players-Will DIE! The Triforce of Courage/Widsom-Will DIE! Squadala!-Will DIE! Kids-Will DIE! Your Parents-Will DIE! Mama Luigi-Will DIE! Your Teacher-Will DIE! Ganon-Will DIE...WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT??!!"

—Various Charaters/Ganon

"Snooping as usual, I see!"

—Dr. Robotnik

"Small, medium, large, and... MAMA LUIGI?!"

—Mario, "Alexander Graham Mario and His Dinocopter Escapades"

"Ain't I a little dick, though?"

—Bugs Bunny, "Bugs Bunny Celebrates Christmas in February"

"If I ever captured your companion, I'd be FUCKing him right now"

—Dr. Robotnik, Robotnik, She Wrote

Mah boi, YOU MUST DIE!
NO!
A common Poop exchange made by splicing The King, Ganon, and Mario's soundbytes.

"Be polite. Have a crap on everyone you meet."

—The Sniper "Meet the Handheld Bullet Device"

Kids! You're not important! You're not cool! You're dumb! No one likes you! You have a problem learning how to read! If that makes you feel uncomfortable, THAT'S TOO BAD!. So what do you do? First, you DRINK LIQUOR, then you TOUCH a police officer.

—Sonic the Hedgehog, Frustrated Sonic Insults the Kids

The Angry Video Game Nerd: Here are five things that should've been improved. Number one is gonna be a spellcheck. Let's play teacher and grade this piece of shit. It should've said, 'I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!' Moving on to number two. The second thing in this game that should've been improved would've been a better use of spaghetti. So number three is gonna be better spaghetti.
Mario: It's been one of those days...
AVGN Meets YouTube Poop

Here's a rhyme for you:
"I knew a gay who ruined my butt.
You may have sex, BUT NEVER IN A CUNT!"
I. M. Meen, I.M. Meen is Mentally Disturbed

"Who lives in an Octorok under your face?

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Absorbent and evil and boring is he!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

If Triforce of dinner be somethin' ye wish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

Then drop on the floors and DIE like a fish!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

YTP - The King fails at musicals

"Kids, there's nothing more cool than gold, but if someone tries to touch a single coin in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's breaking and entering. It's your gold. No one has the right to touch a single coin if you don't want them to, so whaddaya do?! First, ya say 'NOOOOOO!!' Then, ya tally it up! Then, ya pluck my tailfeathers and call me baldy! Then, ya follow the homing device. Then, ya use your tuning fork to get the map out of the ice. Then, ya take care of my nephews. Then, ya quit griping and give me a boost! Then, ya send that junky old boat to Unca Donald. Then, ya name the price and double it, and then, ya check the Junior Woodchucks' Guidebook. Then, ya open all the doors at once. Then, ya throw THE SWITCH! Then, ya search for Darkwing! Then, ya notice the enormous flag. Then, ya pretend Mr. Bushroot is on fire! Then, ya go on a big date! Then, ya get bonked on head by raining barrel! Then, ya flee constantly. Then, ya take a Winston break! Then, ya get stuck with Jughead! Then, ya change the meaning of "for" to "from". Then, ya touch the green button. Then, ya SELL THOSE BIG MAN COMICS! Then, ya find that thing and get rid of that cat! Then, ya buy a pig-hormone off the Internet and put it on to attract chicks! Then, ya join the Navy! Then, ya start pulling your weight around here. Then, ya spit, uh, split the dimension barrier. Then, ya cool off everything but his temper! Then, ya watch Histeria! Then, ya clean out your dimes and nickels."

—Sonic the Hedgehog, Scrooge McDuck's Gold Fetish

"Aw do I have to die so soon?"

—Yoshi, One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)

"Hey Zelda. I just want to say...it sure is boring without you."

—Link, One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)

"YouTube Poop - it's both good and bad!"

—Mama Bear, Papa Bears Goes to Manfeast

"Good site but I don't like the constant orgasming over Haruhi , Lyrical Nanoha , or TTGL on there"

—YouTube Poop forums user The Red Mage on TV Tropes

"Why is my beautiful head drifting off into deep space?!?"

—Robotnik, Robotnik's Beautiful Head

King Harkinian: "After you scrub all the floors in Hyrule, then after you scrub all the floors in Gamelon, then after you scrub all of me, then after you rub oil on my penis, then you can rub my dick, then you can eat ship, then you can take mah boi to dinner."

Link: "Great!"

King Harkinian: "Then after you strive for this peace, then you can send Link for pizza, then you can save me four pieces of pizza, then you can protect Zelda's boobies."

Zelda: "But father--"

—The King's Unreasonable Demands

Eddy: "A DICKIE?!"

—Most any YTP involving Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy

"Let's Shit!"

—Sonic, Robotnik Farts

"Deviant ART is fucking gay shit!"

—Dr Robotnik

Gannon: I will make your face die!
Gwonam: My face...
Gannon: Your face...
Gwonam: ...will die.
Gannon: ...will die!
Gwonam: ...fuck!

Gannon: Die!

—Gwonam the Extortionist throws King Harkinian into Financial Chaos

"Stop this faggotry and I mean now!"

—Dr Robotnik, Robotnik Wants to Be Uke

"I'm going to shag children all around the world, and release SEMEN!"

—Dr. Rabbit is Rejected

Light Yagami: I'll take a potato chip...

Gwonam: There is no potato chips.

Light Yagami: DAMN IT!!

—Link Gets a Job at Gwonam's Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a Playstation 3

"Touch my PINGAS!"

—Dr. Robotnik

"You'll never let go of your ass."

—Sephiroth, WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON OF MY HAUNTED HOUSE

""The best defense is a good defense"

—Skipper

Moar Krabs: Good morning Mr. Squidward!

Squidward: (sticks tongue out)

Mr. Krabs: So, are you ready?

Squidward: To go home?

Mr. Krabs: No, to be gay for employee brotherhood, you faggot!

Squidward: Fuck you Mr. Krabs, you gay fuck, you could never act brotherly towards that guy! (indicating Spongebob)

—Mr. Krustacean and Squid-Person's plot to kill Spingebob

"The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: PINGAS, PINESS, PENIS."

—Robotnik Watches TV

Frollo: God have mercy on me...

God: AFTER YOU'VE SCRUBBED ALL THE FLOORS IN HYRULE, THEN WE CAN TALK ABOUT MERCY!

—Judge Frollo and "God", Frollo Goes to Hell, Michigan

Sue: Hey, where's Blinky?

Clyde: Aah, he probably saw The Hills and took off!

—Pac-Man Gets Belated on His Birthday

Simba: But dad, don't we eat Mufasa?

Mufasa: Yes, Mufasa, but let me explain. When we die, our bodies become Mufasa. And Mufasa eat Mufasa. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Mufasa.

—The Hyenas Want You to Do It Again

Link: I just wonder what Krobo Productions is up to!
The King: Mah boi, Walrus Guy is what all true warriors see on YouTube!
Link: You can kiss my butt the king! He is Deepercutt's boyfriend!

The King: You shitmonkey!

—The King visits Metaleeto.com by SwishFilmsinc

"Duke Onkled is one of those gays."

—Mario, The King's Unreasonable Demands by SwishFilmsinc

It is written: only a kiss can return the Triforce to harmony. Only then the Triforce can defeat evil once again.

—Gwonam, Strive for Love Finale (Part 2)

George: Hello Tyrarus, I'm bonkers!
Alan: You're gay?
(Beat)

George: Yes.

—George's Handsome Volcano Conkers

Grabs life by the conkers, and hydrates you 'till you say...GAME OVER YEEEEAAAAAAAH!!!

—Mr. Volcano, Exploding Bats may result in GAME OVER YEAH!

I'll make them strong, and I'll smack yer ma'!

—Dr. Robotnik, Robotnik Wants to Smack Yer Ma'

I'd Like to Bone Esmeralda!

—Frollo, Hellfire in 5 seconds

Global warming, mothafucka, you heard 'er!

—Dolemite, Doug's Haircut causes global warming