Vodka Drunkenski/Quotes

Oh, I'm not saying that alcohol is perfect. It has caused its share of problems. Russia is only one example.

—Dave Barry, I'll Mature When I'm Dead

I drink to prepare for a fight. Tonight, I am VERY prepared!

—Soda Popinski, Punch-Out!!

Badass Russians only have three emotions: revenge, depression, and vodka.

—Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Alpha

Commander Donnelly: Since I figure cops are cops the world over, how do you Soviets deal with all the tension and stress?

Danko: Vodka.

—Red Heat