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The Karate Kid/Funny
- Miyagi is doing his "catch the fly with the chopsticks" bit, and Daniel walks in.
Daniel: What are you doing?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopsticks, accomplish anything!
Daniel: May I try? *almost immediately catches the fly* Look! Mr. Miyagi! I did it!
Miyagi: *throws his chopsticks down in disgust* You beginner's luck!
- When the monks take up Julie's wish to visit her in Boston. Miyagi takes them out on the town.
- Zen Bowling.
- "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here. Man face you he is enemy. Enemy deserve no mercy... HONK!"
- Julie asks Miyagi "When are you going to teach me to break boards and stuff?" Miyagi answers "Why you want to break boards? What boards ever do to you?"
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