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  • From the Love Knows No Race MST (Part 2):

Canon is now so far out the window that it's flipping us off from space.

“He had no human organs."
TURNS OUT HE WAS AN ANDROID THE ENTIRE TIME
“Gaz! NO! You can’t leave me alone!” Dib shouted.
I would love it so much if Gaz proceeded to hang up the phone.

    • Loveable Freak's comment on this MST:

I like to think Flame cheated on Dib with a literal bag of meat….

    • From part 1:

"That’s why, when Irkens love… we must never have our heart broken… or painful things happen to the lover…” Zim said going silent."
1. The Sweet Sappy Version: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, or have painful things happen to their lovers, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE.
2. The Sweet Sappy Version 2.0: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, for this will cause painful things to happen to their hearts, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE.
3. The Yandere Version: Irkens must never have their hearts broken, or they will inflict painful things upon their lovers, because they love TO THE DEEPEST DEGREE.
Pick your favorite!

  • In the Teen Fortress 2 MST, Skepkitty mistakes the comment "I put Katty in my ballsack" (meaning Scout, a baseball player, put "Katty the Koala" into the bag he carried his baseballs and bat with) and took it to mean he put a koala in his scrotum. Hilarity ensued.
    • Naturally, MarissaTheWriter was not amused.
  • From Me in Invader Zim Oh Kami:

"How about I take you two for a ride?” he asked.
“A ride on my d—”

Hairgrid wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vampir and Draco had bet him up.
Ebony, meanwhile, had been shot into a semicolon.
Everyone clappd. Satan got an eructation.
On stage? Damn. Embarrassing.
 

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