Team Fortress 2/Quotes

"Spanning 119 updates of ongoing development, the Team Fortress 2 team has maintained its unswerving commitment to our user base: to put more hats per square inch in our game than any other piece of media in human history. We've probably improved gameplay and added a new game mode or map here and there too - most likely by accident, while trying to upload something hat-based."

—The TF2 website, summing up the history of the game.

"STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED"

—Demopan

"It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire."

—Respectless Rubber Glove description

"I just kicked your ass so hard it went BACK IN TIME and got me this VIKING HAT."

—Tyrant's Helm description

"Scientists in the future have studied your ass for centuries... And sent me back in time to kick it!"

—The Tin Soldier

"Say, Engie! Is that a miniature Spy in your pocket, or are you just happy to OH GOD STOP HITTING ME WITH THAT WRENCH! "

—Itsy Bitsy Spyer description

"I never really was on your side"

—Spy

"This is my world. You are not welcome in my world!"

—Soldier