Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions/Funny
- Pretty much Deadpool's entire level, especially when he's talking about Pete's love life.
- OW! MY UTERUS!
- "Listen, Webby, I can't have you swinging around in your footy pajamas, destroying my cameras. You're going to have to tangle with my ARMY! And by army, I mean production assistants, and by production assistants, I mean unpaid interns, and by unpaid interns I mean fans. You're going to have to tangle with my FANS!"
- Deadpool: Go get 'em Beauregard!
- "You know, some people feel like they haven't 'beaten' the game until they found every single available token. But I think that's just unnecessary padding."
- (after collecting a few Spider Emblems) "Can those be redeemed for cash?"
- Deadpool: Okay I get it you beat him. Slow motion is just over kill.
- Deadpool dubbing Spider-Man Walthrop Webs.
- Ultimate: Oh Deadpool, you so cwazy! (This is an actual in-game quote.)
- Deadpool again, when you've beaten a few of his Mooks: "HA! Take that, Electr-oh, right, that's a different level..."
- Deadpool's mooks/fans talking about their suits. Seriously, talk about Enemy Chatter.
- During the final battle with Deadpool when he's grappling you...
Deadpool: A WHOLE issue about Aunt May? What a rip-off... I still cried at the end though.
- And again, same situation:
Deadpool: Our viewers must know: who'd win in a fight, bear or shark?
Deadpool: Quick question: Where do you think this game fits into continuity?
Deadpool: Quick question: Boxers or briefs?
- Can't took seriously Pool's fight after he started to say pew pew pew pew~!
- GUN FU! (Guess who).
- Made in Canada.
- 2099 Spidey goading on Doctor Octopus by responding to her scientific marvels with a simple "Meh" to the point where she breaks down into a furious rage is hysterical.
- This from Vulture's stage:
Thug #1: If Spider-Man show up here, I'll fill 'im fulla daylight.
Thug #2: Pfft. It's nighttime.
Thug #1: The same principle applies!
Thug #3: But it don't sound as good. "I'm gonna fill you full of nightlight?"
Thug #2: See, this is why we're just goons. We stand around havin' stupid discussions like this.
- During Electro's stage:
Spider-Man: (after hearing Electro make suggestive comments as he absorbs energy) Uhh... Ew! Do you and your generator, like... need some time alone??
- Also from Electro's Stage:
Electro": I HAVE BECOME A BEING OF PURE ENERGY!"
Spiderman: [imitating Electro's voice]: "WITHOUT PANTS!"
- As well as "No one wants to see your junk!"
- This gem from 2099's third stage.
Doc Ock: Computer, this lab has been compromised. Activate self-destruct sequence... ten seconds.
Spider-Man 2099: Ten seconds? That's barely enough time to come up with a clever explosion related quip.
Doc Ock: Ooh, that must really burn you up. So long, Spider-Man; it's been a blast.
Spider-Man 2099: Oh, she's good.
- Any interaction between 2099 and Doc Ock.
Spider-Man 2099: Ooh, I'm really getting under your skin! If I keep this up you'll have a meltdown.
Doc Ock: I won't.
Spider-Man 2099: You will!
Doc Ock: SILENCE!
- There's a Crowning Moment of Funny within the first five minutes.
Madame Web: And now, scale the wall with your unique adhesive ability.
Amazing Spider-Man: I believe the technical term is "stick 'em powers".
(A couple minutes later in the Ultimate universe)
Madame Web: And you can run across narrow walkways such as this one without fear of falling, due to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.
Ultimate Spider-Man: They're called "stick 'em powers"... did one of the other me's make that joke already?
Madame Web: Yes, and it was no funnier then.
- One of Amazing's first observations is that he better get going, since this neighborhood isn't going to "Friendly" itself.
- Amazing Spider-Man's reaction to seeing the many different Spider-Men scattered across reality:
Amazing Spider-Man: Is that... a cartoon pig?
- Amazing Spider-Man in the DS version: Conveyor belt? Am I in a video game now?
- Amazing in the DS version before entering the final portal.
Amazing Spider-Man: Game Over... No, not like that, keep playing.
- The ending after Stan Lee's narration. What'd I miss?
- The end-credit gags involving the various villains, including Kraven trying and failing to catch a bunny, Goblin working as a carnival barker, and Scorpion's inablity to use scissors
- Doc Ock is shown as an Octomom to child versions of Hobgoblin and Scorpion.
- Ultimate, after Electro flings his fifth and sixth trucks at him:
Ultimate: You really have a thing for trucks, huh? Are you sure you want to be called Electro? How about Elec-TRUCK? Truckodon? Truck MASTER. Truckleberry Finn! TRUCKTOR DOOM! Oh, I know! Professor Pickup! THAT is something else."
Electro: BE QUIET!
Ultimate: I really DROVE that one into the ground!
Electro: Maybe these will shut you up!!
Ultimate: Or maybe it'll make me talk more! You never know...
- Ultimate, fighting Carnage
"I am not losing to a monster made of - of malevolent spaghetti! ...Did I just say that?"
- In the opening of the Juggernaut's level.
Spider-Man: Great! Now it's just him and me.
Juggernaut: YOU!!!
Spider-Man: ... Great... now it's just him and me!
- In the first Noir episode, some of the mook dialogue comes off as Seussian.
Mook 1: Did you hear about Fancy Dan?
Mook 2: Fancy Dan, the Ladies Man?
Mook 1 They found him in a garbage can.
Mook 2: Poor old Fancy Dan...