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Tagon's Toughs

Schlock

A carbosilicate amorph, Schlock is the titular mercenary who joined Tagon's Toughs in the first strip. He outwardly resembles a mobile, talking pile of poop with eyes, and is possessed of a childlike lack of morals, enthusiastic love of violence, and an enormous appetite. He is also a remarkably adept warrior whose strange biology and unexpectedly sharp mind gives him many advantages over his opponents. And where that fails, Schlock compensates with guns; many, many guns.

  • Adult Child: Many of the things he says (or just the way he says them) give this impression. Which is accurate, as he was (uniquely) created as an adult mind with no memories or developed sense of morality. Also, while he's only mildly annoyed by things like bullets, technically amorph physiology means all damage is brain damage.
  • Air Vent Passageway: He is an amorphous blob who can easily squeeze through holes as small as his eyes. He has, at least twice, also used the air vents (well, sewer system) to enter.
  • Ambiguous Innocence: he's often mistaken for a psychopath due to his enthusiasm for violence, but he is capable of true friendship and loyalty as well.
  • Awesome but Impractical : Schlock sitting on a Plasgun, or a pair of Plasguns, to attain flight. However he has very little control, and usually crashes.
    • Invoked this reaction in people with his sawed-off multicannons - they were literally sawed off, and the excised parts were what kept them from randomly exploding. (Kevyn found them before he ever got to use them, though, and made them safe enough to use.) "Awesome" in the older sense, really.
  • Awesome Yet Practical: Schlock likes the Strohl Munitions BH-209(m/i) plasgun as it packs a punch and makes a certain sound upon powering up ("OMMMMMMMINOUS HUMMMMMMMMM") that serves as an effective deterrent up-close. It also looks like a couple of rolls of duct tape stuck onto a bowling ball with a handle sticking out from the bottom.
    • Boring Yet Practical: The Strohl Munitions AP-130, which replaced the BH-209, is tiny yet just as powerful, so while it's more popular as a compact weapon, it lacks the feel and deterrence factor. (Schlock currently uses imitations of the BH-209i, as the originals are no longer being made. Future!Schlock, unable to find his preferred weapons, made do with AP-130s.)
  • Big Eater: How much he can eat is likely limited by his current size, and he can increase his size in proportion to how much he eats - he's (temporarily) grown several times his usual mass on at least one occasion.
  • Blob Monster: A carbosilicate amorph, to be specific. Has some control over his shape as well, but nothing more complex than reshaping himself into a barrel or a delta wing-shaped form for low-gravity gliding (which he has more or less perfected, though it still ends with a crash landing every time he tries it).
  • Brutal Honesty: "His candor is a little disturbing" sometimes.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: Mini!Schlock, having lost the majority of his memories, is like this.
  • Deadly Dodging: A variation. He has, on occasion, arranged for enemy gunfire to pass straight through him harmlessly and hit enemies out the other end. (He generally has a look of "why do people even bother shooting me".)
  • Dual-Wielding: Being a Blob Monster, he triple wields a BFG and two sawed-off multicannons whenever he can get away with it.
  • Extra Eyes: Schlock had spares, for a while (they were as mismatched as his usual pair), after combining with his future self. They came in handy for aiming his BFGs, but also seemed to act independent of their host at times. He used one of them to store memories
  • Extreme Omnivore: Is explicitly able to eat anything he can fit in his mouth, as long as it isn't strong enough to "eat" him. He even mocks human pickiness about what we eat here

Ebby: We need a word that means "omnivorous like a forest fire."
Schlock: When you find that word, I will eat it.

    • To Serve Man: Schlock weaponizes this trope, having both eaten enemies alive and conscious, as well as after reducing them to ash.
    • I'm a Humanitarian: Schlock has also eaten a fellow amorph, Chuck (for a certain definition of "eat").
  • Fusion Dance: Amorphs use this to exchange memories, to fight, and to reproduce.
    • There's also an interesting one when Schlock tries to trade memories with a timeclone of himself - the intellectual thought-processes recognize two unique Schlocks, but the biology thinks it's recovered an errant fragment of the same amorph unit. What ensues is described (to give us non-amorphs perspective) as being sort of like trying to resist throwing up, except backwards, and with about the same inevitability of outcome.
  • Interspecies Romance: And no, it doesn't "rhyme with 'Pentacle Rex.'".
  • Just Eat Him: Schlock's favorite tactic after "just burninate him with triple-wielded BFGs".
  • Lightning Bruiser: Schlock is faster than he looks, as his entire body is essentially one giant, amorphous muscle. Since he has neither bones nor internal organs, he can hit with maximum force without worrying about damaging anything.
  • Mars Needs Women: Schlock has a thing for human females. Not in the biological sense, though, since for amorphs reproduction consisting pretty much of breaking off pieces of themselves and giving them a personality modeled off of somebody else.
  • Memory Gambit: When the Toughs were going to have their memories of Project Laz'r'us and their capture altered, Schlock uses his unique biology to preserve them.
  • Mook Horror Show: The 2001 Schlocktoberfest has Schlock regenerating, eating his friends to increase his mass,[1] and then tearing apart what the transcript calls "Diamond Bugs". The Bugs are juveniles and they see Schlock as a "REGENERATING ZOMBIE CANNIBAL".
  • Nigh Invulnerable: Little things like being blown into a million pieces or sucked into a hard vacuum are mere inconveniences for Shlock. (His eyes, on the other hand, are comparatively vulnerable.) The only thing that can reliably kill him is a massive plasma explosion, and the one time that happened it just resulted in Mini!Schlock. More recently another opponent defeated him with a high-pressure hose-pipe. While this didn't kill him, the forty-odd bits of Schlock were almost helpless.
  • Phrase Catcher: From anyone he tackles: "You're faster than you look."
    • Plus any number of comparisons to a large pile of fecal matter.
  • Pint-Sized Powerhouse: Mini!Schlock, created when Schlock ate a plasma grenade, is almost as deadly as full-sized Schlock, but is small enough to ride on your shoulder or hide in a large cup.
  • Puppy Dog Eyes: All the time, though with rather limited success.
  • Running Gag: Schlock's "default" shape is an amorphous pile of greenish-brown matter. Most people, upon seeing him, mistake him for the, ahem, leavings of a very large and very sick animal. Also, Schlock being "faster than he looks."
  • Seldom-Seen Species: Until Schlock got his own cartoon, Amorphs weren't widely known throughout the galaxy. As far as commonly known, less than 200 of them have ever left their homeworld. Schlock himself usually just rolls with it.
  • Sphere Eyes: Amorphs doesn't have eyes naturally - they grow on a certain kind of tree and are literal spheres. (Schlock himself uses a pair that are mismatched in size, while other Amorphs have been seen using more or less than that.)
  • Starfish Aliens: Specifically limited to his physiology, as he (usually) relates pretty easily to his teammates otherwise.
  • Stomach of Holding: One of Schlock's handier traits is his ability to keep equipment inside himself without digesting it, and this gets used by his team every chance they can. He normally just keeps weapons inside there, but occasionally...
  • Super Senses: His sense of Smell/Taste (he seems to consider them the same thing) is beyond superhuman by human standards and is spread out over his entire body. This is both a blessing (he can track individuals this way) and a curse (...as well as the crap they stepped in this morning). He grumbles about it occasionally.
    • His hearing is also impressive, if overlooked.
    • His eyesight is good enough to pick out a sniper at 500 meters, and can be expanded up to (at least) four eyes.
      • Plus his ability to morph means that he can move his eyes a meter or so apart allowing for excellent triangulation.
  • The Symbiote: Amorph didn't develop eyes on their own. They pick some from trees.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Genuine Imitation Ovalkwik, which he likes to eat by the industrial-sized barrelful (AKA "the tub of happiness").
  • Xanatos Speed Chess: After being an Unwitting Pawn for Trenchcoat Monobrow Timmons' plot, he suddenly figures out who the murderer is, arranges for Lunesby's escape, and creates enough chaos to keep Timmons from catching on until it's too late.

Tagon, Kaff

Captain Tagon is the human commander of the Toughs. He's a practical and straightforward officer, primarily interested in money, though he will rarely be possessed of principles beyond merely getting paid. Though he does not possess a high-level education, Tagon is a tactical genius and skilled soldier, and remarkably adept at getting money, and often manages to get paid multiple times for a single job.

When I say "Jump" I want to know how high up my troops are going to go. But I still expect them to ask "how high" on the way up.

  • Genius Ditz: He is practically illiterate, misses obvious jokes and thought his Shoulder Angel was a large mosquito - but he's positively brilliant as a military commander, and no slouch at contract negotiation (and blackmail), either.
    • And then there was the time their temporary military liaison was suggesting they pick a spot to hide in for a while, using a galactic map and darts. The result?

Tagon: Hah! Bullseye!
Ceeta: That's the Galactic Core, Tagon. We don't want to go there.

Aardman

A human mercenary defined by an overly-large nose.

Andreyasn, Kevyn

A human scientist and officer who serves as Tagon's effective second-in-command. Kevyn is he genius behind the development of the teraport, as well as a multitude of other inventions. Though not as confident in command as Tagon, nor as competent a fighter, Kevyn is arguably one of the most dangerous of the Toughs because of his intellect and willingness to create truly terrifying weaponry. Toting antimatter bombs on one's shoulders also helps in a pinch. Eventually married to Elf and took her last name (to avoid covering her with his shadow -- he's already quite famous, and infamous as well).

A second Kevyn exists due to time travel shenanigans. He does not serve with the Toughs, instead devoting himself to pure research and living next door to carl Tagon, Kaff Tagon's father.

  • Badass Boast: "I am Commander Kevyn Andreyasn. I have shaped the destinies of worlds, of nations, of galaxies. I have created and I have destroyed. I have followed and I have lead. I have known love and it has known me right back. I flirt with death for a living and I have cheated the reaper more times than I can remember"
  • Back from the Dead: Multiple times.
  • Blind Without'Em: Subverted. Kevyn sees perfectly well without his glasses, but only in the visible spectrum. He finds the cosmic background radiation comforting.
  • Cloning Blues
  • Cool Shades: Kevyn's glasses allow him to see practically every form of electromagnetic radiation known to man.
  • Couldn't Find a Pen: He uses his blood to write a warning for Captain Tagon, about Kevyn's Antimatter grenade epaulet being armed, as the same injuries that gave him blood to write with also prevented him from being able to speak.
  • Gadgeteer Genius
  • Goggles Do Something Unusual: Seen aptly in this strip, though with sunglasses.
  • Mad Scientist: subverted. He has more common sense and better intuition than anyone that smart really ought to have (though his For Science! invention of the Teraport had unintended consequences, like plunging every civilization in the galaxy into massive wars that have killed trillions and are still ongoing). Makes up for it with the requisite giant ego, though... And even that gets punctured by Elf's intuitive gifts.
    • Kevyn claims to not be a mad scientist, as noted here, though the troops obviously disagree, as noted here.
      • And he makes use of it too, when he's put in charge while the company is on vacation.

Kevyn: Before any of you unwisely decide to take this as a cue to step further out of line than you were already planning to, I'd like to say two words about my position as the company's munitions commander and resident mad scientist: "Guinea pigs."
Grunt: I want my mommy.

Bradley, Jeff ("Brad")

One of several human "grunt" mercs on the Toughs' payroll. Brad serves as muscle, and considering his sheer size after getting "boosted," he's very good at it.

Bunnigus, Dr. Edward

The human chief medical officer for the Toughs after he previous doctor suffered a bad case of unexpected death. She was the daughter of a couple who were too mentally handicapped to be allowed to naturally bear children, and was thus gene-tailored to be both hyper-intelligent and an exotic dancer. Spent most of the strip engaged to Reverend Theo, and eventually married him.

Ch'vorthq

A genetically-constructed ambassador that the Toughs were originally supposed to deliver to a diplomatic conference. It turns out that the species that created him designed him to be a living bomb. Once he was deactivated, he joined the Toughs as both a negotiator and cook.

Ambassador Ch'vorthq's name is pronounced as follows: start with the hard "CH" as in "china," rather than the soft "CH" from "chevrolet." Now make the sound of an expensive piece of china being struck by a moving chevrolet--that noise is represented with the apostrophe. The rest is easy. Say "vorthq" with the soft "th" from the word "the" and a "q" like in "qetzlcouatl."

  • Why Am I Ticking?: Gets the ability to set himself off after Schlock points this out.

Chisulo

An uplifted elephant who joined the Toughs after the a particularly lucrative job sent many of the crew into retirement. Touchy about his "race."

  • Angry Black Man: Sort of. He fits many of the same trope stereotypes, but he's a neo-phant—a new variant of an uplifted elephant with crude hands and a slightly smaller frame. He gets mad at anything that might be possibly construed as derogatory towards elephants, uplifted or not.
  • Bash Brothers: With Elizabeth.
  • The Big Guy: His position in the 'Toughs. They have several Big Guys, but Chisulo is The Big Guy.
  • Dumb Muscle: Averted. He shows some unexpected smarts during the Barsoom Circus incident.
  • Fantastic Racism: Not only are "loxies," uplifted elephants, subject to a bit of racism from humans, but he suffers from prejudice from existing elephants.
  • Uplifted Animal

Der Trihs, John

Previous human second-in-command to Tagon, Trihs is a marginally-competent but mentally-limited officer; reliable, in his own way, but not especially bright, and mostly serves as either comic relief or a punching bag for threats. Tagon allowed him to join due to their service together in Celeshul's Terraforming Wars. He is actually a lot more intelligent than even he realizes.

Kevyn: "He can't pour sand out of a boot with instructions printed on the heel."
Tagon: "Only because he doesn't complain about sand in his boots."

  • Implanted Armor: He was blown up a lot, but survived as a head-in-a-jar to the point of this becoming a running gag. Eventually it was mentioned that his skull was completely replaced with armor materials (by Lazkowicz, according to himself).
  • Lovable Coward: Due to his record of Amusing Injuries, he's a little gun shy. Usually.
  • Red Shirt: He subverts and personifies this trope. "Subverts" because he survives to retire on a resort planet with a pretty girl. As of a side-story in the dead-tree version, they're engaged.
  • Sdrawkcab Name: ...Geddit now?

Diego-Garcia, Michelle ("Chelle")

A human officer who serves as one of the Tough's tank crewmen.

Ebbirnoth, Pel ("Ebby")

A Unioc officer who serves alongside Schlock as a platoon commander and general face-wrecker. An excellent shot, as his single eye is the same size as a human head, and serves up a substantial part of the Tough's snark ordnance.

Ennesby

An AI that was formerly the mind behind a holographic boy band, Ennesby joined the Toughs first as a stowaway in their computers and then as an AI companion who piloted the Serial Peacemaker. After that ship was destroyed, he remained with the Toughs mostly because they were fun and he was their friend. Most commonly embodied as a "maraca" node.

Foxworthy, Ellen ("Elf")

Formerly a grunt, Elf is a human officer who rose through the ranks to serve as a tanker, then an officer, and finally as one of the highest-ranking members of the Toughs. Elf has had romantic troubles throughout her stint with the Toughs, with most of the men she gets involved with ending up dead. Settled into a stable and non-dead relationship with Kevyn and eventually they married.

  • Action Girl
  • Appropriated Appellation: "The modern Goddess of War".
  • Cartwright Curse: Elf has a running not-so-gag that any man she kisses is killed. So far her tally is Hob, Captain Tagon in an alternate universe, Kevyn (multiple times, but his soldier boosts have brought him back every time) and finally Pronto and Brad (whom she kissed in an intentional invocation of the trope to make them go along with an almost-suicide mission).
    • Subverted with Nick, the one who actually believed in the curse.
      • And then Howard starts laughing at us with this.
  • Characterization Marches On: Elf started out as a short-tempered tomboy grunt who was intimidated by intelligence and who abused stims to manage grief. Around the end of book 7 / beginning of book 8, she began to reveal the Hidden Depths of intelligence, wit, and responsibility that define her today. "Coincidentally," this happened not long after two in-universe Fan Service Packs and just before she started dating Kevyn.
  • Drowning My Sorrows: Early on, she was abusing combat stimmies to cope with her various troubles. Which didn't make things better, between addiction, mood swings being much worse and restlessness helping her to walk into troubles she could have skipped otherwise.
  • Huge Guy, Tiny Girl: At first, Elf was much, much smaller than the male members of the group, especially Brad. But the addition of giant prosthetic legs fixed that eventually. Later she gets a body upgrade during one of her regrowths.
  • Lady of War: After kicking her stim habit and getting her current body, Elf eventually matured into this.
  • People Jars: At one point, the author gets away with a full-frontal nude shot of her in a regeneration tank by making her too nude to have skin. "I'm as naked as the day I was born. And then some."
  • Pettanko: Not that she haven't a shape to show at all before her "remodeling", but it's easy to see why she easily passed as a boy.
  • She Cleans Up Nicely: Elf gets some Rapunzel Hair as part of a TV makeover, attracting the attention of the captain for the first time.
    • Not to mention, her last stint in the 'people jar' enhanced her height by several inches. (To Kevyn's evident appreciation.)
  • Sweet Polly Oliver: Elf joined this way, although it fell apart when she was fitted for armor.
  • Tsundere: Although she eventually grew out of most of it. Most.

Lazkowicz, Todd ("Lazarus")

  • Mad Scientist
  • No One Could Survive That: Presumably Killed Off for Real.
    • Of course, there was foreshadowing in an April Fools' Day strip... and now we know on what project he worked. The "magical cryokit" was able to implant "weapon package" plus contained a coherent non-destructive backup of his brain - and RED-REO suite is this plus writing back - thus he could have nanobots capable of reviving him after bullet in the head - "merely" Laz-2 grade death - or even Laz-3 like Xinchub. It's his development, after all. Since he was able to work with AI in general, he could control where his dead body goes simply by modifying every "coffinpedo" on board (once he stops doing it, a timer or even normal use would eliminate evidence). Oh, and he have died after they tested teraport... made from a common power source, AI and "off-the-shelf nanotech"... he can be anywhere by now.
      • And more possible foreshadowing when Dr. Bunnigus was mistaken for him. He isn't stupid enough to be recognized and caught by accident - and once body alteration is on the table, Lazkowicz can live on without much worries out of the picture, or be just about anyone in the new cast except aliens (probably - this wasn't enough of a barrier for clone-Aliss) and people who had extensive background checks and/or long studies in other fields (Sorlie, Ventura)... if quite unlikely to actually be Dr. Bunnigus. He could have been in Barsoom Circus.
      • And if he sold Xinchub and Co. to Int-Aff-Int in exchange for protection (which is quite plausible, now that we know their agent Usar soon was messing with two black ops directly related to LAZ/RED nannies, and knew who and what to watch for), his new identity may be capable of passing serious background checks, which greatly expands the possible set. He could be Doc Wojtkiewicz from U.N.S. Athens... Or he could turn himself into an uplifted orangutang and become "agent Manis" - then all this time he was hiding right behind Admiral Emm's back on Morokweng, trying not to snicker, while she hunted Xinchub and the witnesses for crumbs from Todd's kitchen.

Leelagaleenileeleenoleela ("Legs")

A Frellenti NCO, Legs is a tall, flightless, and very fast avianoid creature. Though she lacks arms, she makes up for it with a pair of cannons mounted to her helmet and a prehensile tongue that can operate firearms without trouble.

  • Action Girl: Plays out differently than usual. She's fragile compared to the other females in the Toughs and Andy can easily restrain her with one arm left over. But we only rarely get to see her fight, and she can do this.
  • Armed Legs: Averted - despite her feet being obviously prehensile and her legs apparently stronger than they look, her weapon - if she carries one - appears around her neck when she deploys her helmet.
  • Armless Biped: The Frellenti had birds for ancestors, leaving them with tiny vestigial wings useful only for gesturing. Legs makes do with her tongue and feet, but even this causes the occasional problem...
  • Disembodied Eyebrows: Unlike the Uniocs, she doesn't have them all the time, and they only seem to pop up as needed. They showed up in her first appearance, but slipped away with the Art Shift, only to show up in places like here.
  • Fragile Speedster: She can easily outrun a human and has natural flight instincts. However, those same instincts have, on at least two occasions, resulted in her getting knocked out, and it seems like a stiff breeze could knock her over. This is especially when compared to some of the other 'Toughs.
  • Le Parkour: Many of the toughs got some training in Parkata Urbatsu, but Legs is by far the most skilled.
  • Living Prop: Sometimes. As with Andy, she can be easily picked out from the crowd by her proportions.
  • Multipurpose Tongue: Hers is long and prehensile, not to mention that it has enough strength to club a man senseless or be used as a grappling hook, and a Schlock-level sense of taste... but she talks funny when she uses it this way.
  • Only Sane Man: Often a voice of reason amongst her trigger-happy coworkers.
  • Overly Long Name: Leelagaleenileeleenoleela. It's hyphenated "|Leelagaleeni-Leeleenoleela" in a couple of strips, but that's likely to fit it in the speech bubble. Known as "Legs" due to this trope, much to her initial chagrin (she thought it was in reference to her gender).
  • Show Some Leg: Tries this at one point, but it doesn't really work on her human teammates.
  • Super Senses: Legs can do the same super-taste identification trick as Schlock with that ridiculously long tongue of hers, albeit with less accuracy. (Given Elf's reaction, she probably doesn't do it that often. We quickly find out that she's hesitant about using it as it would require her to lick surfaces of unknown sterility, and she doesn't have Schlock's immune system.)
  • Technical Pacifist: Maybe? She's a tank or transport pilot normally, apparently isn't capable of bringing the same firepower to a fight like her teammates, and generally isn't shown killing anyone (she's good at disarming or quickly taking down a humanoid opponent, though) - so it's not too surprising to see her say something like this.
  • The Watson: Quite a few of her down-time interactions with the rest of the 'Toughs (mostly Schlock) involve her acting this way. Judging by how she interacts and reacts to them, the impression is that she didn't have much contact with humans before joining.

Nicholson, Burt ("Nick")

Nick is another of the Tough's big, hefty, musclebound human bruisers. He eventually retires from the Toughs after refusing to undergo Petey's corrective surgery on the Toughs' memories.

Fobius, Reverend Theo

The Very Reverend Theo Fobius is a human chaplain who joined the Toughs mostly because no other chaplain was willing to sign onto a mercenary crew. Theo serves as the moral center of the mercenary crew; this is not an oxymoron, though he often has to struggle with his flock of semi-sociopathic guns-for-hire. Though he is a competent fighter in his own right, his greatest skill is with the sword. Engaged to and eventually married to Doctor Bunnigus.

Pibald, Shore ("Pi")

A human demolitions specialist who suffers from paranoia, megalomania, and obsessive lot for explosives. Naturally, he's perfect for a mercenary crew.

  • Ax Crazy/Bunny Ears Lawyer/Cloudcuckoolander: He manages to be all of these simultaneously. This gets toned down a bit (better-adjusted meds?) after he makes Lieutenant.
  • Chekhov's Gunman: First mentioned in 2002. First seen in 2004. Actually enters the cast permanently in 2007.
  • Contest Winner Cameo: Based on a poster on the Schlock forums.
  • Crazy Awesome: "Every bit as irrational as his namesake", and yet it's exactly that craziness that has served him well on at least two occasions. He's also the company's demolitions tech.
  • The Cuckoolander Was Right: See Genius Ditz, below.
  • Genius Ditz: Emphasis on the 'Ditz', but he was the first to figure out that Credomar was a hyperspace weapon—mainly because no one else thought of that idea, because that would be crazy.
  • Mad Bomber: YES.
  • The Peter Principle: Pi was promoted to an officer largely based on false memories, though apparently in-character for him, implanted by UNS agents who did not have Tagon's Toughs' best interests at heart. He has not exactly risen to the occasion in terms of trustworthiness: he remained competent enough, but not sane enough.
  • Properly Paranoid: On at least three occasions, and he's pretty good at coming up with counter-plans.
  • Spell My Name with an "S": The strip isn't consistent about whether his name is "Pibald" or "Piebald." ("Pibald" is the current spelling.)

Pontucci, "Pronto"

A human demolitions specialist who is more mentally stable than Corporal Pibald, but still possesses an obsessive love of explosives and the electronics associated with them.

Reynstein, Massey

The Tough's human lawyer [2] who joined after being targetted by the Partnership Collective. Massey is a skilled legal representative and can fight in a pinch, though his battles are most often waged in the courtroom or in settlements with other lawyers.

  • Amoral Attorney: Subverted. Massey is a genuinely principled and decent lawyer. He is also responsible for getting the Toughs the contract on the Partnership Collective, which plays this trope straight.
    • Massey does tend (especially when talking to the captain) to paint things as bad PR/legal ideas when it appears that part of his real concern is moral. On the other hand, this is a really good idea when talking to the captain. Legal violations and PR goofs are generally more likely to affect the payout than moral issues.
    • To wit.
  • Phlebotinum Rebel: The Partnership Collective tried to turn him into one of them by implanting specialized hypernet nodes in his brain, but the operation was interrupted, and now he can spy on the Collective but it cannot control him.
  • Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness/Sophisticated As Hell: Massey's legal vocabulary is easily larger than most of the company's. That said, he has been known to beat people up with big words.

Shephard, Jeremiah ("Shep")

Another oversized human bruiser, Shep is characterized by a "symbiote" visor over his eyes. Eventually retired and returned to his home at Haven Hive.

TAG

An AI that Tagon created specifically to be loyal to him after Ennesby demonstrated his independence by getting the Serial Peacemaker blown up. TAG eventually ends up being rebuilt with a female avatar named Tagioalisi.

Tagioalisi ("Tagii")

Masterwork of Para - the warship AI built from scratch, since TAG experienced fatal breakdown and needed replacement, and Ennesby never was a proper tactical or ship AI in the first place.

Chinook

Two more changes of hardware, one more "friendly parity check", and we meet Tag 3.0 - except not "Tag" now.

  • Appropriated Appellation: Schlock referred to Chinook as "Goddess of Earth, Wind and Plumbing" while grouchy. Chinook liked thisa little too much...
  • Deus Est Machina: After replacing "the angry god", learning from Petey and being nicknamed "Goddess of Earth, Wind and Plumbing" by Schlock this just seemed natural.
  • Huge Holographic Head: On occasion. Apparently, Bigger Is Better, and it's still modestly disproportional to the new hardware size, after all.
  • Me's a Crowd: Already multitasking to run a giant space station, with nodes in great many robots scurrying around it - and, of course, maintains local and long-range communication. And there's also an attendant space fleet now, because defences were needed yesterday, while growing and testing necessary to have a dependable AI takes time - as was pointed out by Ennesby earlier and demonstrated by TAG 1.0 breaking down. And the crypt spiders. And then added a corporeal avatar.
  • Remote Body/Spaceship Girl: Chinook eventually followed Petey's example to a degree and made a networked body matching her holographic avatar - the windy, elfy one. With lean version of Impossible Hourglass Figure. Though she didn't fully expand to "meatspace" (yet) - it's a robot avatar made of typical space dock materials (and PTU, but she may have meant integrated gravitics allowing it to float around), "but it does make personal appearances more meaningful".
  • Try to Fit That on A Business Card: She seems to collect fancy sounding titles as a hobby or something.

Thurl: Chinook, of Eina-Afa... Goddess of Earth, Wind and Plumbing... Our Sentinel of Perpetual Overwatch... Cryptkeeper, Vaultminder, Stormtender, Spider Queen... Wealservant, Avenging Deputy... Warm Breath Upon the Holy Wind...
Chinook: If you read the whole list every time I show up, I'm going to stop calling ahead.


Tailor

A gift from Karl Tagon (delivered by Petey) to Kaff Tagon, Tailor is a bot that was originally intended to design new uniforms for the Toughs for Kaff Tagon's birthday. he has since found far greater utility as a member of the team, especially after Para got a hold of him.

Thnempha, Andy

An enthusiastic Fobott'r mercenary, whose species possesses four arms. Andy is usually in the company of Legs or Schlock, and his multiple limbs make him an effective combatant. Hooked up with Tandersil thanks to Schlock, however unlikely this may sound.

Thurl: I'll put down 'very enthusiastic' and 'seen too many John Woo movies.'

Tandersil, Sami

A Fobott'r mercenary from Sanctum Adroit, with rather dishevelled yellow-green crest. After hearing Schlock's war stories, being thrown through a wall by Schlock resisting arrest and fighting alongside the Toughs against pirates, she took some interest in Toughs and became target of Schlock's attempt at match-making. One moderately disastrous date with Andy later, she decided that he's a good chap, but "has been away from his kin for too long", and that Kaff Tagon is "their kind of a hero" (he shares an important part of Fobott'r views, which makes him a good prospective commander). So she transferred and brought along two more pairs of Fobott'r mercenaries (they are spaceship clans, after all).

Thurl, Gunther

A human officer who serves as the Toughs' administrator.

  • Almighty Janitor: The most experienced member in the company and vital for his skills in organization and business. He has threatened to quit the moment he's ever given an officer's rank.
  • The Smart Guy: Thurl is the smartest human on the ship after Kevyn, and often assists in matters such as contracts, stock market trading, and other administrative duties.

Ventura, Para

A young human girl who joined the Toughs as a "roboticist." An expert in all things mechanical, she is just as adept as Kevyn when it comes to machinery and adept at general science, although her skills are more focused on AI and robotics. Unaccustomed to combat, Para has some issues with violence, and the first two violent escapades she encountered left her a nervous wreck afterwards.

Karl Tagon: The girl can build robots like nobody else, but frankly, that may be because nobody should do it like that.

Karl Tagon: Ventura already instigated one robot apocalypse. I'm dropping a marker and calling that the career limit.

  • Stealth Pun: Para Ventura (aka "Para Chute")
  • Teen Genius: Nineteen, looks like she's twelve, and is so good at robotics that her mere presence can terrify AIs. (Her name suggests that she's possibly descended from the co-originator of the Hencke/Ventura scale of AI capability.)
  • Spanner Wench: Lots of the females are technically competent, but Ventura is the purest example.
  • What Measure Is a Non-Human?: Ventura has a rather... curious attitude toward AI. She brainwashes them as needed and scares with enthusiastic modification proposals all the time. On the other hand, she began to somewhat like Kevin only after hearing him "treating robots as if they're people" and chose to buy and set free the bots she compromised rather than leave them to be wiped.
    • She's kinda a robo-Dominatrix. If you are a robot and in her vicinity, you will obey her and you will like it. But your bits are safe in her hands - you will never suffer damage to your personality and/or memories. Someone who does do such things to robots in her vicinity will receive the equivalent of Prison Rape and they will not like it.


Quicksilver

A soshiko (near-sapient cybernetic space serpent of Esspererin manufacture) "adopted" by Ventura as a pet and personal transport.

Other Protagonists

Andreyasn, Breya

Kevyn's sister, Breya has been with the Toughs on and off throughout the strip, as well as arranging for a coalition strike against the Wormgate Corporation, research into the nature of the wormgates and the Gatekeepers, and eventually landing a lob as an ambassador to the Fleetmind. Married to Haban.

Flinders, Kathryn

A former UNS military intelligence officer, Kathryn encountered the Toughs while coordinating a group of vandalizing free-runners inside Mall One. She kept getting dragged into weird scrapes with the Toughs, working for them on-again-off-again. Of course, she noticed their uncanny ability to get into troubles.

Captain Mordecai Gasca

Uplifted orangutan, captain in the UNS, used to work on Morokweng, the battleplate/HQ of Fleet Admiral Manyara Emm. Until it was destroyed.

Gyo, Doythaban

Doyt Gyo is a human bounty hunter who is cybernetically grafted to an extremely advanced AI named Haban. After running afoul of the Toughs, Haban is modified to have a greater say in things, resulting in the two personalities merging into one mind. Doythaban briefly served as an officer with the Toughs before his fellow bounty hunters set out to capture him.

Haban (Haban II)

Haban is a gate-clone of Doyt Gyo/Haban, who caught a bad case of cranial laser that destroyed most of the Doyt personality center. After the brain was reconstructed, Haban took full control over the remaining body and mind. Haban is currently married to Breya and partially connect to the Fleetmind.

The Longshoreman Of The Apocalypse, "LOTA"

A giant robot built by Para out of spare parts and a damaged tank. LOTA is highly intelligent, can teraport, and after saving Credomar from itself, becomes the administrator of the entire station.

Lota: You should call me Lota, Longshoreman of the Apocalypse. Hero of the Stationwaist, Foodlord of the Eatonrun... Portlord of the Poles, Grand Marshall, and King of the Second Age of the Free City State of Credomar! [3]

Murtaugh, Alexia

Experienced, tough, and competent in her job, if not always at her optimal depth in the sort of madness that usually surrounds the Toughs.

Was a Major in Sanctum Adroit, until "failing" a mission (where her team was set up as respectable cover and Fall Guys for nasty black ops in the first place) and being fired; then joined the Toughs as a sergeant, and promoted to Captain by the second operation.

  • Awesome Yet Practical: In Broken Wind she carries AP-229, which is a souped-up relative of AP-130 (much the same way as BH-250 is an even-more-overpowered version of BH-209) and has some sort of temporary shield projected during the shot to contain backwash. And stays hot at artillery grade distances. Even Schlock had to admit it's a good choice.

Schlock: No hazing. With that gun you're already in the club.

  • By-The-Book Rent-a-Cop / Law Enforcement, Inc.: As a Major of Sanctum Adroit.
  • Failure Knight: Identified by Karl Tagon as "a sullied paladin questing for redemption".
  • Fiction 500: Tagon's Toughs hit the money with Iafa contracts, and her share came up to trillions of kilocreds. Then she sank it into an expensive contract to take one for the company, which resulted in the other side blowing it badly and her being awarded what turned out to be a truly absurd value, plus an offer to use it via Petey's "coupon book" deals (presumably, there aren't many convenient ways to turn into something real sums sufficient to buy "a couple of planets" without either owning a good-sized corporation, with accounting department and all, or involving a godlike AI sovereign).
  • Hero Antagonist: In her first arc.
  • Knight in Sour Armor: Definitely "jaded, but still striving" sort.
  • Redheaded Hero
  • Ship Tease: She's of age comparable with Kaff's, shares his interests and is not rotten, what did you expect? That the reorganization of the company by now-Commodore Karl Tagon left her and Kaff in the same rank should be even less of a surprise.

Petey

UNS Secretary-General: I was about to extend an offer to you, but apparently I am being played.
Narrator: This is Petey, a massively parallel melded intelligence, and Emperor Pius Dei of the Plenipotent Dominion. He is, bar none, the most powerful single entity in the galaxy.
Petey: You are not being played, Secretary General. You are being brilliant. But if you were being played, then it would be as a key piece in a game whose outcome would feature all of the win/win ever.
Narrator: He is philanthropic, benevolent, and cuddly, but he is never not playing you.

Petey was once known as the Sword of Inevitable Justice, an Ob'enn Thunderhead Superfortress which suffered a bad case of mutiny. One thing led to another, and the Sword eventually found its way into the employ of Kaff Tagon, where he received both friends and a rename. A few orders with long-term repercussions followed, and Petey found himself both free of O'benn control and controlling a fleet of unfettered AI warships that he turned right around at the genocidal psycho-bears.

When the Paan'uri attempted to destroy the galaxy, Petey organized a massive coalition force to fight the dark matter entities. The AI of thousands of ships banded together to form a Fleetmind that won the ensuing war, and then decided that disbanding would be detrimental to the galaxy's well-being. Taking control of the zero-point power generator built at the heart of the galaxy, the Fleetmind and the massive fleet of warships at its command became a nearly god-like entity, with Petey being the dominant personality. Since then, Petey has turned the Fleetmind against the Paan'uri in Andromeda while engaging in benevolent interventions across the Milky Way galaxy.

Petey: It's official. The Fleetmind is to be treated as a foreign power.
Breya: I'm sorry, what else could you possibly be mistaken for?
Petey: "God" tops the list.

    • Petey's tendency toward portraying himself as godlike can be seen in the name of his capital city, Parnassus Dom: Parnassus is a mountain that is considered sacred to various deities in Greek Mythology and hosted the Oracle of Delphi, while "Dom" might be a German word referring to a major church, such as Frankfurter Dom or Altenberger Dom (but also might not — "Dom" also shows up in the name of the UNS capital, Dom Atlantis, which seems less likely to have been chosen for religious connotations).
  • Answers to The Name of God: In book 16, Big, Dumb Objects, when Petey drops in uninvited on UNS Admiral Devereaux, for the second time in a day or two:

Devereaux: Mon Dieu! [...] how is your holonode in my tac-room?
Petey: If I tell you, it will spoil the trick, and you'll stop calling me "god" when I show up unannounced.

  • Benevolent Boss: To Tagon and company whenever they are in his employ (and frequently even when they aren't knowingly). Arguably, to the rest of the fleetmind as well.
  • Body Backup Drive
  • Crazy Awesome: If for no reason other than the sheer scope and audacity of his plans.

Kevyn: Petey, what's going on here?
Petey: Isn't it obvious?
Kevyn: Well. . . all I can figure is that you decided to attack an entire star system as a feint to draw off the battleplate Vredefort, so that you could escort us from the system with minimal collateral damage.
Petey: See? Obvious.
UNS Boarder: "Minimal collateral damage" and "entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence.

  • Deus Est Machina
  • Deus Exit Machina
  • Fiction 500: "I have a team of accountants whose job it is to count the accountants who keep track of my accountants."
  • Loophole Abuse: O'benn AI are hardwired with racial loyalty to O'benn, meaning that the only foolproof way to take over one is to be both a flesh-and-blood O'benn and activating the loyalty switch in their AI core. This can by any flesh-and-blood O'benn, however, including bodies cloned by Petey, fitted with PD nodes in their brains to become extensions of himself, and then dropped into the AI cores of O'been ships.
  • Magnificent Bastard
  • Me's a Crowd: While the Fleetmind includes many AIs that are not subsumed in addition to Petey's copies, there are many, including networked nodes in organic bodies.
  • Mysterious Employer: Not so much his identity, but his motivations. Usually.
  • Oh Crap: His reaction when it's pointed out by Kevyn that he's not as invulnerable as he thought.
  • Phobia: Petey started out as the AI of a ship driven completely insane by the presence of a ghost on the ship. The ghost, who moaned ominous phrases in Galstandard West, turned out improbably just to be a complex pattern of air trapped in the wastewater system. What drove Petey crazy was the utter improbability that such a coincidence could happen.
    • This comes back as a Brick Joke a few times: 1 2 3 4.
      • And it turns out that his amusing yet dangerous phobia has a really darn good reason for it. But not a supernatural one. We swear.
  • Second Law, My Ass: Petey's ability to repress certain things lets him get away with deceiving Tagon every now and then. It also helps out when Petey is hijacked by an Ob'enn and is unable to directly oppose his orders.
  • Selective Obliviousness: Subverted in that Petey was ordered to repress his obsession with ghosts.
  • The Tell: Petey's shirt seemed to change color in response to his (self-perceived) relationship with who he talked with. It turned orange (like Tagon) when addressing the grunts and red (like an officer) when addressing Tagon.
    • Also, Ob'enn who programmed him place great value on ear size and ornamentation, and hardwired that part of his appearance to reflect his perceived power. After the formation of the first fleetmind, his power level was clearly a bit outside the expected parameters and his ears grew enormous in response to his perceived power. Then reverted to normal (with a uniform change back to red) when Kevyn bursts his bubble momentarily.
  • Theme Naming: Petey's fleet of warships. Pterodactyl, Perjurious Discourse, Pretentious Drivel, Predictably Damaged (I-VI), Priority Delivery, Painstakingly Defenestrated, Polysyllabic Designation, etc. When he starts building habitats and cities, he continues the theme with names including Prime Directive and Parnassus Dom.
  • Wetware Body: Cloned himself an O'benn. And then many others. Because certain security measures can be used only by living beings. And it makes a nice disguise. Also, this helps to see the Universe through meatsacks' eyes (for example, Petey has a hypothesis that itching may contribute to O'benn attitude). And it seems that having an option for presence "more real" than common avatar floating over a holographic projector helps with diplomacy.
  • Xanatos Gambit: So very much. One of his plans was found out (by another AI) only because anybody else would have been too short-sighted.

Tagon, Karl

The retired father of Kaff Tagon, Karl Tagon was a famous and skilled general who still knows how to fight and is more than willing to jump back in as-needed.

Kevyn: That's a pretty effective set of restraints, Karl.
Karl's Decapitated Head in a Jar: I'll get out of 'em, Kev. Just you wait.

Karl: ...before the knees I'm dandling 'em on are replacements.

Gav

The oldest human being (if you count birth date) Gav was a scientist frozen in cryogenic suspension in the 21st century and thawed out in the 31st. He worked with Kevyn on a project relating to the Gatekeeper buthuundi, and a quick bit of thinking on his part resulted in nine hundred and fifty million gate-clones of Gav being created, turning him into a significant ethnicity and economic force in his own right.

  • Cloning Blues: Averted. Each and every single one of him has the same legal privileges as anyone else. In addition, the original was killed almost immediately after the cloning happened, so it's not like there's any crisis of identity. While there's now a lack of leggy blondes who dig blue-haired scientists, forming your own galactic demographic is pretty nice.
    • And then played straight when the novelty grew stale and it turns out the Gavs are suffering more than a little angst over being indistinguishable, to the point that they are willing to undergo extensive physical and mental modification in order to be unique again.
  • Me's a Crowd: Got gate-cloned 950 million times over.
  • Shout-Out: He's a cameo of the creator of Nukees.
  • You Gotta Have Blue Hair

General Bala-Amin

We welcome our friends with open arms. And if they're not friends, well... We're big and our hugs can be a little suffocating.


Haley Sorlie

  • Hidden Depths: Beside her biography as such, she got interesting quirks like reading edge research papers.
  • Iron Woobie: Initially. She suffers various let-downs, unpleasantness and threats to sanity again and again. Then she becomes more of an active player, see below.
  • Knight in Sour Armor: Even Schlock noticed her "grouchy" moods. But she still tries.
    • Birds of a Feather: While a lot of people find her likeable... It becomes more and more obvious that General Bala-Amin has a soft spot for Sorlie in the size and persistence of Great Red Spot - and why. And then Bala-Amin in a fit of brilliance made her a "liaison" to Yaeyoefui (whose third phrase after reanimation was "I can't wait to learn the extent of the mess that was made in my absence"). These two seem to get along remarkably well, too.
  • Wide-Eyed Idealist: Not for long.
  • Field Promotion: Captain Sorlie acting in the field and hiring private contractors sounds more solid. Also, it sounds like another excuse for fast-tracking from Bala-Amin (though Sorlie is good and demonstrated she deserves this).

Captain Landon

Captain in Internal Affairs of the JSC - at least when he's introduced.

  • Cargo Ship: Breya was the first to comment on his "budding fetish for a particular heavy weapon"
  • Everything's Worse with Bears: Not really, he's generally a good chap... but obviously can be quite scary - and enjoys when people notice that he's Large And In Charge. Also, unless there's an obvious need, he can afford to - and does - go without armor (they do make Power Armor in Ursumari size) or weapons - after all, three quarters of a ton worth (his one arm is about the size of an average human) of predatory flesh (most likely boosted on top of that) is already better that the ugly and mostly useless "potato-gun" he would have to carry in normal circumstances.
  • One-Man Army: He made his way through a building full of fearless armed combatants with tooth and claw only. Then he was given first aid, Improvised Armour and fun-sized superweapon and walked out to protect civilians. Like this.
  • Taking the Bullet: A booby-trap. Which destroyed his arm (the size of a whole human and wrapped in Powered Armor) and still left the one he shielded "in small pieces" (just not pulverized too much to reconstruct and revive).
  • Uplifted Animal: Ursumari - polar bear humanoid-ified just enough to walk upright (though still can run on all four) and use fingers.

"Tenzy"

A fun-sized superweapon illegally created by an UNS covert agent (and later possibly upgraded by a high-end AI). Since AI is officially rated as fully sapient, legally it cannot be simply turned off.

  • Carnivore Confusion: In a robotic way. Tenzy (being hacked and illegally upgraded M3 started the career by converting dumb hacked and illegally upgraded M3s) into Attack Drones, and then may have observed Schlock too much.

Landon: They've surrendered. Eating them has stopped being unsettling and started being a war crime.
Schlock: I told you. Food that talks isn't food.

  • Cute Machines: Tenzy made her now-autonomous upper part somewhat resemble EVE.
  • Do-Anything Robot: The former M3 is not as much "handheld weapon" now as "space cruiser in a small backpack". Let's see - heavily armed, can fly, has good sensors, networked, hacks at least stupid (but very well protected) SI as fast as you can "feed" them to it, contains a nano-manufacturing factory (tiny, but high-end). Oh, and AI more than capable of using all this creatively and still not being too busy to banter with the "wielder". What this kit cannot do?
  • Easily-Detachable Robot Parts/Independent Limb: After rebuilding herself, Tenzy can separate in two parts. The upper is flight capable quasi-humanoid with "face" that talks with the organics and has guns, the lower is the backpack base, presumably contains the mini-fabber and other supplies.
  • Mobile Factory: The original M3 fired stun ordnance fitting for every known species and implied to produce reloads internally. Then upgraded with mil-spec nanoassemblers and AI programmed to be useful rather than frustrating - intended for production and coordinated use of assorted ordnance that could be more useful for assassination of protected targets - including decoy drones and smart micro-missiles. Then it was given another field upgrade, specifically intended to allow a single officer to take on an armored and heavily armed force of at least hundreds, resulting in "Tenzy". On-screen had some flying gun drones said to be built from other M3-s (and later from random "table scraps") and made fully functional (and heavy duty looking) prosthetics. And expressed confidence in her ability to replicate, if need be.
  • Robot Buddy
  • The Symbiote: Tenzy and Landon established a strange symbiosis. It's not only working together, or that he carries the "bag" part around and has a prosthetic arm built by her, there seems to be some interfacing with his other implants.
  • Talking Weapon

Landon: Get the door, babe.
Tenzy: I'm your entry tool now?
Landon: Tenzy... you're my everything.
Tenzy: I'm blushing. Let me get that door for you, hon.

Colonel Menendez

Grey-haired, handlebar-moustachioed senior officer of Sanctum Adroit.

Peri Gugro

One of the Fobott'r mercenaries from Sanctum Adroit who joined the Toughs.

  • Full-Frontal Assault: Tried to join a trouser fight in a birthday suit. Too bad the right sort of ammunition was in those pockets.
  • You Are in Command Now: Was promoted as a legal fiction for the company to butt into a crisis. Then she had to own the operation "for real".
    • Then presbyter of all Fobott'r decided that since she led non-Fobott'r with impressive results, she can be officiated as a "clan mother" of non-traditional type, which apparently meant she is given pretty much free rein to capitalize on the success.

Ezraene Venombrook

"Daggermother, Hot Mess Response Team". A senior security officer of Urtheep Industries, sent to sort out the weird mess one of their less competent bosses allowed to happen, after he hired the Toughs to clean it, but hopelessly underestimated how hot it is (and thus how fast it may expand).

Antagonists

Damico P'Stoqye

Head of a human mafia that Kevyn's time clone scammed out of a ton of laundered money through lottery and gambling fraud, who goes after him in retaliation.

  • Bullying a Dragon: Due to evidently getting an Idiot Ball permanently lodged in her brain, she can't stop doing this, up to and including refusing to deal with Petey and taunting him when he offers to pay her a substantial bounty for releasing her prisoners, because she's offended by the bribe, even though the alternative is picking a fight with the single most powerful entity in the galaxy.
  • Moral Myopia: She is furious that Captain Kevyn brought troops into her home...to rescue him after she kidnapped him and blew up his house. Yes, technically he wronged her first, but it was an accident, and nowhere near as bad.
  • Oh Crap: Damico after General Tagon arrived. Or maybe it was just "What the heck, is that a headless monkey with a knife?" The two can be hard to tell apart.
    • Followed by a much more definite one when her elite troops where all disarmed (or rather, dishanded) by a robot that runs with scissors.
  • Revenge Before Reason: Petey offers to pay her 25 times what she lost to Kevyn Andreyasn's manipulations to fund his plans, in exchange for releasing the captured Kevyn time traveling copy and Karl Tagon to Petey. She refuses, instead demanding "satisfaction". And this is after Clone!Kevyn offered her double what he stole to let them go.

Shufgar

A rebellious alien commander who the Toughs were contracted to take down. A lot more savvy than expected, but not quite savvy enough to handle a supersoldier-boosted Kevyn and Schlock.

Xinchub, Levaughn Matsui ("Hugo")

A ranking UNS officer who was instrumental in a human immortality project. Xinchub has been one of the series' most enduring villains, due to a combination of slimy manipulations and sheer cleverness.

Xinchub: You know me, Tantor, I'm the biggest ace-hole in the game.

Ceeta, Jevee

A subordinate of Xinchub, Jevee is a "purp" - a genetically-modified human subspecies capable of photosynthesis. Was previously a skilled bounty hunter before being briefly placed in control of the Toughs when they were contracted by Xinchub.

Admiral Emm

  • Brutal Honesty: When she can afford it, makes no bones about more morbid sides of her job.
  • Government Conspiracy: Leads an intelligence agency which finds itself on both ends of black ops with other people and agencies in its own polity often enough to be declared rogue wholesale.
  • Hypocrite: She called Kowalski a monster and is surprised when he mentions having conscience... but his latest "monstrous" deeds were all performed under her command, and later his clone mentions that "she always wanted more like me".
  • Off-Model: Emm is introduced in book 9 with four rank pips on each shoulder, and keeps that number until book 13 part III, when, between two appearances, the number goes down to three pips per shoulder for no apparent reason, and stays at three up to and including the last time she's seen in uniform, in book 15.
  • Well-Intentioned Extremist: Much the same deal as with Xinchub. Wants to avoid civil war over the whole human and Terran uplift space, but not enough to do less things that could make sane people want to start one.
  1. ↑ they were already badly wounded and he made sure all heads fit into cyrokits
  2. ↑ Not an oxymoron
  3. ↑ You may use pronouns, but only occasionally.
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