SCP Foundation/Haiku

Its Item Number

Is SCP Nine Three One

Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,

The item causes people

To write in haiku.

—http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931

"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.

—Aryn

One bigass lizard
Chews through D-class personnel
Like knives through butter.

—Aryn

Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]

—Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them

Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.

—Edrobot

"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.

—Vaguelyhuman

Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?

—Buri-chan

Antitank rifles?
Foundation, you never learn.
Just throw them away!

—Pulpo Oscuro