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Robot Chicken/Funny


  • The Living Lohan parody.
    • "Aren't you a little fat to be fat!? Knock-knock. Who's there? You love food!"
    • Lindsay crashes the nerds' fantasy role-playing session by "driving" an imaginary Herbie the Love Bug into the action. She justifies this with "Herbie IS magic!"
    • When Lindsay meets a bad boy, Londsay promptly become pregnant afterward...then we find that that mom's preagnant...and the other girl, too.

MOM:"I'm the greatest mom in the world!"

Darth Vader: Luke... I am your father!
Luke: That's not true! That's impossible!
Darth Vader: It's true! And Princess Leia is your sister!
Luke: That's not true! That's... (bewildered) improbable!
Darth Vader: And the Empire will be defeated... by Ewoks!
Luke: That's not ture! That's... (totally lost) highly unlikely.
Darth Vader: And as a child, I built C-3PO!
Luke: Huh?
(Later, with Vader sipping coffee and Luke smoking a cigarette)
Darth Vader: (matter-of-factly) And the Force? That's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midichlorians!
Luke: (getting up, disgusted) Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, I'm outta here.(exits)

  • The infamous "Darth Vader Calls" sketch.

Emperor Palpatine: What do you mean they blew up the Death Star? *screaming Cluster F Bomb* WHO'S THEY?! What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?

    • In fact, any time Palpatine shows up.
      • There's a reason why the third Star Wars special was based around him.
  • That, and when Lando doesn't know when to shut up about how the deal's getting worse.
  • Let's not forgot the Vader-Jar Jar skit. Bonus points for Jar Jar being voiced by Ahmed Best.

Darth Vader: Inform the Emperor that the Jedi Temple has been sealed.
Private Perkins: Yes, my Lord.
Jar-Jar Binks: Ani?! Ani! Little Ani!
Darth Vader: Jar-Jar, I am no longer Anakin Skywalker...
Jar-Jar Binks: (touches Vader's cape) These are some nice-ah duds, ah-poopah!
Darth Vader: Look, Jar-Jar, it is very important... (Jar-Jar taps on Vader's helmet; groans, then scares Jar-Jar back a step) that you never speak to me again.
Jar-Jar Binks: What'sa happen to you? Yousa burn your face... (takes off Vader's helmet for a brief moment) AAAHHH! Ani-bo-bani!! (shakes Vader by the shoulders) What'sa happen to you?!
Darth Vader: (grabs Jar-Jar by the ears) Jar-Jar. Homey. My main man. Quickly, before the Separatists attack, get into the escape pod! (tosses Jar-Jar into an airlock chamber)
Jar-Jar Binks: Hey, if this is escape, then where the pod? (Vader shuts and locks the door) Yousa forgot the pod!! (Vader presses a button which ejects Jar-Jar out into space) WHOOO!
(A completely motionless Jar-Jar Binks floats out into space with no sounds whatsoever. Later, Vader is seen in bed.)
 Darth Vader: (sighing happily) Aaaahhh. Hehehe.
(Jar-Jar Binks appears at Vader's bedside as a Force ghost.)
Jar-Jar Binks: Ani! Look! Yousa not gonna believe it! Meesa all sparkly glowy! (Vader covers his own head with a pillow while Jar-Jar bounces around Vader's bed ecstatically) Now, weesa gonna have all the time to spend together! I love you, Ani! Yaaaahh! Ah-haahhh! Ani, yeeeeah!

  • The "From A Certain Point of View" sketch, where Luke gets a literal song and dance routine from Yoda and Obi-Wan whenever he tries to ask a question.

Luke: Look, can you at least tell me whether or not Leia's my sister? I kinda have a lot riding on it.

  • The sketch where Tila Tequila becomes a Terminator-like figure is also funny, if only for the ending and her constant screaming/fascination of Le Barron.
    • "But that's why we made her omni-ethnic. Not to mention the prepubescent alien whore appearance."
  • How about the InuYasha sketch?
    • Even better, the dad who fanboys over Inuyasha in the skit is voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Listening to Brian Griffin as an Otaku just might be the single greatest thing broadcast on TV.
  • "I'm George W Bush, and I approve this message: Tacos rule."
  • Down on your knees, I'm the Piano God! Pray to the songs that I've sung! Tell me I'm too good to work here, and put my balls right on your tongue!
  • "How come Beastman gets the dental floss and I get the fucking drill in my eye?!"
  • From the DBZ Christmas episode: "What are Composite Santa's powers, Dad?" "I don't know son, but he freaks me right the fuck out!"

The Nutcracker: TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER FORTY-NIIIINNNNEE! *whack*
Gohan: Ow, my dragon balls!

  • I'M SO HAPPY THAT I AM A GUMMY BEAR, GUMMY BEAR! *Gets trapped in bear trap* It Gets Worse.
  • The "My Stalker" parody of "My Buddy" toys. It's a fake commercial for various dolls. The tune goes, "My stalker, my stalker, his obsession still remains even though he's court-restrained. My stalker and meeee!" The funniest one is "My ex-girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, even though I said we're through she sticks to me like glue, My ex-girlfriend and meee!"
  • The sketch where the couple roleplays Pirates of the Caribbean. The woman wants her husband to be get more into it. He gets a little too into it. This Troper will never see Jack Sparrow the same way again.
  • Dr. Ball: "SHE'S 'LOST THE WILL TO LIVE'? What is your degree in, poetry?
  • Orientation day on the jolly old Death Star! "Why, Private Perkins over there has been strangled over 30 times! Haven't you Perkins? Good man!"
  • "Michael Bay presents.... BAYSPLOSIONS!!!"
  • "You know what the smartest thing to come out of YOUR mouth is? MEIN DOODLE! I'm Albert Einstein, bitch! * throws a table* EINSTEIN, MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
  • Alien 1:"Dammit Dammit Dammit! Years of planning wasted!" Alien 2:"How were we supposed to conquer the Earth with a white Michael Jackson anyways?" Alien 1: "DAMMIT!"
  • Skeletor's reaction to Beast Man accidentally killing He-Man. Hell, the entire skit.
  • The Transformers PSA regarding prostate cancer. Then a few cuts later you have the Human Torch telling a doctor "It burns when I pee!" then Optimus leans into shot and says "What did I just tell you?!"
  • The Nerd as a young boy is marked for the rest of his life.

Student: "Ah...TARDIS stands for Time And Relative Dimensions In Spa--"

Ogre: "NEEERRRRRRRDD!"

Bedtime Bear: Y'all know what time it is - it's bedtime! And by "bed" I mean "ethnic" and by "time" I mean "cleansing"!

The Nerd: (drawing) Look at me! I'm the opening credits to Frasier. (singing) Scrambled eggs...

Announcer: (to a little boy who just had his mother, his father, AND the Tooth Fairy killed while he listened) Congratulations! You've just been in the darkest sketch in television history!
Everyone Else: Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!

    Video Director: This is the edgiest thing I've ever directed!
    Assistant: Edgy?
    Video Director: Yeah, a young lesbian, singing about what she likes.
    Assistant:...That's a little boy.

    • On one of the DVD commentaries for Season 5, hearing the other panelists' anger over Lea Thompson never getting a pair of Calvin Klein jeans despite shilling for them in Back to The Future.
    • The Ballad of Gay Tony, the musical!
    • In the Smurfs/Snorks War sketch, Papa Smurf's toilet backs up and overflows.

    "Oh, Smurf me up the Smurf!"

    "Dear Fred,
    I hope this distracted you long enough.
    Love, Barney
    P.S. I invented paper. Bitching."

    • In the "Beast and the Beauties" segment, there's an angry mob everywhere and there's Glycerine.
    • J.R.R. Tolkein Jr Jr it's weirdness is bizarre even by the standards of the show.
    • The scene where Boba Fett talks to the Han Solo sculpture.
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