Questionable Content/Funny

Note: examples are sorted in numerical order -- please insert new examples in their corresponding places. Exceptions may be made when a sequence of strips is nominated collectively.

• Deathbot-9000 would rather avoid internet drama
• Now we're even. Bitch.
• Maybe I have an exceptionally juvenile sense of humor, but I have to nominate Yet Again. Panels two and three (the sound effects, Marten's expressions) are pretty fantastic, but it was the robot's follow-up in panel four that ensured I would never stop laughing.
  • Not to mention "mantenna array".
• The strip where Vespavenger gets arrested by the cops.

Officer: I got a cooler of cold brewskies in the trunk.
Marten: Wait, what? You're drinking on the job?
Officer: It's cool, I'm not driving. O'Malley is driving. And he is HIGH as HELL.

• "Am I on FIRE?"

Marten: No yelling in the library!

• Robot Fidel Castro will rub his pube-beard all over your ignorant capitalist faces!
• Comic no. 895: Meena has a plan for messing with her masturbating ex's mind. (A LOT better than it sounds.)
• Assimilation.
• "No, you can not just run him through a wood-chipper first!"
• The Scarlet Letter.
• The final panel of this comic.

Penelope: Look at it! Look at my ass and tell me it's pretty!

• Panels two and three of 1056 always make this troper giggle like a little girl.

GONNNNNNNG

• This Troper has a soft spot for when Pintsize fights the Roomba
• Marten and Dora discussing alternative employment options in Experience Required.
• "Really? Do you get the recurring dream where the rapping penis tells you to kill your friends too?"

"My name is DJ Phalliz and I'm here to say... kill your friends. Kill them with a knife."

• The look on Sven's face in the last panel had me cracking up for a good three minutes.
  • I'm impressed Faye could make a sketch that good all the way at the bottom of a coffee cup, actually.
• Wil decides to take his life on the road, as dramatically as possible. And then Penelope just gets dragged in to the overacting.
• Nothing has made this editor LOL more than this.

Pintsize: MAHTEN ... MAHTEN ... COME OUTSIDE ...

• this troper puts forth strip 1349.
  • Candles? Check. Rose petals? Check. Champagne? Check. Fake mustache? Priceless.
• Will's vision quest.
• Steve can't sing.
• Yelling Bird gets his comeuppance. And the follow up which is possibly another Crowning Moment of Awesome for Yelling Bird.
• Dora takes the very frustrated Faye to a sex toy shop, squicking out the poor girl. After complaining the whole time, after they leave the shop Faye asks "Can I have the next, like...hour off?" and jumps for joy when Dora says yes.
  • The strip immediately following it is even better:

Marten: So, if you went with Faye, where's she been all this.... Oh.
Faye: [walks in] Hey guys, what's... Goddamn it, you all know, don't you?

• • "You came too soon!"
• These are TIME SNOWBALLS, and they're achieving relativistic VELOCITY and they're gonna hit you twenty years in the FUTURE!
• It's the boner shark!
  • Honestly, the best part of that one isn't the boner shark. It's Penelope's face in the background. A look of total resignation. You can totally tell she's thinking "It's gonna be one of those mornings..."
• I have a soft spot for Hannelore messing with her friends.
• QC Sock Puppet Theatre will never get old. (Well, maybe it'll get old eventually but it'll still be funny.)
• "Of course I was programmed! I'M A COMPUTER!"
• STOP HUGGING! STOP HUGGING!
• With Maximum Ridiculosity.

Marten: I posit that ladies' bosoms are rad. Do you agree?
Angus: Why, as a matter of fact, I do! Who would have guessed it?
Marten: Excellent! I think this calls for another round of drinks. Bartender, fetch us some frosty beers and fancy outfits!

• TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO HUG!
• Penelope really had a good time with Wil.

Penelope: I was being serious! I'm gonna have to wear a hat with a chinstrap tomorrow!

• Momo versus the squirrel.
• "I FORGOT YOU WERE THERE!" Hannelore's expression in the final panel is what makes it.
• This exchange:

Marigold: You can probably guess how many boyfriends I've had.
Hannelore: Ummm....six?
Marigold: You're off by six.
Hannelore: Twelve!? Wow!

• I AM THE THUMBLORD!
• Oh Sousuke-kuuuun.
• Randy. Manages to be SO annoying that she even shuts up Yelling Bird.
  • Even funnier when you remember that only female marsupials have pouches.
  • Unless "Randy" isn't her name.
  • And then she makes a friend!
• For some reason, the second attempt at a Roomba-jump makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.
• WELP I'M GOIN' TO BED
  • It's Jeph's note at the bottom that always gets this troper giggling.
• Grind on my booty! Grind on my booty!
• In this strip Steve and Marten admit to having drunkenly made out at one point. Dora and Faye's reaction? "RECREATE THIS. NOW."
• OH GOD THEY TEAMED UP!—Where's the t-shirt of THAT?
  • Funnier because the next panel has Hanners taking it all in stride:

Marten: There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity when you realize just how profoundly weird your life is.
Hannelore: I take medication to prevent those moments. Want some?

• NO TIPS FOR ALLIANCE SCUM! *slam*
• "I think you mean ri COCK ulous."
• That's probably not an overnight express.

Steve: If you guys keep making fun of me I'm not gonna share any of my cookies.
Tai: I promise not to seduce your girlfriend if I get a cookie!

• Every single strip in the hiring new Coffee of Doom employees storyline. In the interest of saving space, though, some highlights:
  • Faye teaching Hanners her contempt face.
  • God dammit, Sven.
  • Apparently Dora objects.
    • OH MY GOD WHERE IS OUR FOOD.
    • Herp. Derp.
• Can You Really Blame Him. Marten's face in panel four is capable of making this troper laugh for ten minutes straight.

Faye: Oh, all right. The ears dig into my tummy when I sit down, anyway.

Marten: Yessss

• Better Than You Can Imagine is one of this troper's guaranteed giggle-inducers.
  • Even the guys want Sven.
    • Or more specifically, his butt.
• Dale's epic stealth skillz.
• He misses your body
• 1812...the last two panels are just gold. Also doubles as a bit of a Mood Whiplash
  • Panels 1 and 2: Drinking to get over a breakup. Panels 3 and 4: Drinking to purge the sight from his eyes.
• "Goddamnit, you showed them the picture of me with the dildo, didn't you."
  • The photo in question. Extra points for it really being a cute picture.
    • And the comment below the comic. "YES"
• THIS PLACE IS A BUTT AND YOU ARE ALSO A BUTT
• Best instant flash mob support group EVER.
  • Still the best instant flash mob support group ever.
• I'm not Marigold, I'm Hannelore!
• Worst sexual euphemism ever?
• The whole thing,^[1] but the expressions in the fifth panel take the cake.
• Daaaaaaaaaaaaang.^[2]
• Clinton's robotic hand, and its semi-autonomous mode.
• "Ah, but what if you put a male Okapi in space?"

Hannerz: *horrified look*

• Step 1: Wil orders pizza. Step 2: Penelope answers the door. Step 3: AAAAAAAAAAAA Doubles as a Mind Screw as well.
• Faye short-circuits Hannelore's freakout without even noticing.
• "You're my boafregh."
• Jim's daughter Samantha calls to see when he'll be home.
• What Marten wants from life.
• Where Marten goes when he's looking for Hannelore.
• Tone Poem.^[3]
• Synchronized sleep deprivation.
• Shebly's explanation for how he was able to interrupt Yelling Bird's filler strip.

Shebly: I ran into the door until it broke!

• Marty's face in the last panel as Samantha tries to get Momo to show off her electronic self-defense capacity.
• Marten trying to sneak in some last words when Elliot drags him off.
• All hail Froglord, king of the amphibians!
• This:

Angus: Duck... Duck... Duck...
Faye: What are you-
Angus: SSH. Duck... Duck... Boobs!
Faye: ARGAFARGL YOU ARE SO DEAD

• Momo's face as she reads the "Applied Robotics" catalog.
• Marten's " I-just-got-laid-and-now-I'm-catatonic" face in this comic. You know you have a Crowning Moment Of Funny when even the comic's author laughs at it.
• "Welp, now I've drawn a holographic dong in the comic."
• "Marten, no! You still have your... mass."
• HERE'S TO PRINCIPLE
  • "We are all going to die." "PROBABLY NOT"
    • "WOO"
• Station's automated Kill-droids lament that it's just a false alert.

Kill-Droid: AWW! We never get to kill ANYBODY!

• Sleep deprivation results in some funny faces. More so from a hologram.
• These strips.^[4] This probably is how cults get started.

YESSSS

• Skullmaster's dietary requirements.

1. ↑ Angus's booty dance
2. ↑ "Yo, dude, you finally tap that ass?"
3. ↑ "Yeah, turns out it's really hard to tune my guitar by ear when you guys are playing at the same time."
4. ↑ Hannelore and Marigold posing Momo with Winslow.