Megatokyo/Quotes

Junpei's chief: No dishonor, but this "L33t Master" is total nutjob.
Junpei: Path to enlightenment can make enlightened ones complex and misunderstood, Head Ninja.

Piro: 'Culture shock'. Now that's an explanation for Largo's behavior I haven't heard before.
Erika: It's almost like a cry for help.

Erika: This is my life. My game. My rules. If you want to be a part of it, you will respect that.

Miho: I wasn't aware the Tokyo Police employed uneducated, paranoid, delusional foreign delinquents.
Largo: In my case, they made an exception.

Largo: There are many kinds of wounds. But to take damage from someone you trust... Betrayal is the deepest wound of all.

Masamichi: Your actions constitute severe violations of many local ordinances and national laws... Not to mention several international treaties and the Android Rights Act of 1978. Ever consider a career in cataclysm management? Lemme buy you a beer.
Largo: A beer? Can I get more than one?

Junko: I'm sorry, my English isn't creative enough to translate that.

Erika: Did you sleep with the producer?
Kimiko: No. I did not.
Erika: Do you need me to?
Kimiko: No.
Erika: Well, that's a shame.

Kimiko: Besides, I figure if I make the dress real hard to get out of, it'll keep you out of trouble.

Ed: The real thing! I... I think I feel it... Yes! I can!! I'm feeling... ph34r!! This is ph34r! Yes!! That must be what this is!! I need bigger guns!! Don't move!! I'll be back!!

Miho: You can't tell people what choices to make, Ping. Life is kinda sad that way.

Piro: You're that... you're... a girl??
Miho: Last time I checked, yes.

"Oh dear. If you think this is the front of the book, you have been reading an unhealthy amount of Manga. MEGATOKYO was originally done in English, so be a good dear and turn the book over and start from the other side."

—The rightmost page of Megatokyo Manga Volume 5