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  • His Funny Montages, especially those from 5 to 10, contain most of these examples.
  • This Samurai Buyer opening sketch:

(After Noble sees another Noble (now known as Sponsor Man) watching a pic of Boku no Pico, he notices "the package.")
Noble: Dude, what do you want!?
Sponsor Man: Ah, forget everything. You got yourself a facking package, big guy!
Noble: Get out, man! Don't you see I'm busy?!
Sponsor Man: Too bad, b!tch, you gettin' it!!!

Q: What happens if you get Lily [the Fox Mechanic] mad?
Noble: What? Lily doesn't get mad. (to Lily) Do you, girl? See, you don't get mad.
Lily: It is very rare.
Noble: See, she's really cool- Oh and by the way, I ate your cookies. (to the camera) So anyway-
(Noble gets tackled by a mad Lily)

"I wonder who came up with that at the factory?"
"Guys, guys! Instead of having a default language of English or Japanese, let's just make her say "Mi-" like a Pokémon!"
"..ffFUCKIN' GENIUS!"

  • His Rage Quit in Ep. 12 of the Rin Kagamine Waifu Game:

Noble: WHAT?! HE GETS THE "ONII-CHAN" TREATMENT AND I DON'T?! I'M NOT ACCEPTING THIS! NO! I WANT THE ONII-CHAN SHIT!
(whacks hand) THAT IS NOT FAIR! FUCK THIS GAME! (leaves) I'M DONE! FUCK THIS SHIT!

Game: What happened to all the talk about reinstallation?
Miku: Oh. I was lying, you see.
Noble: Facking son of a b!tch! GOD DAMN, they're freaking all trolling me!!!

Game: Then, the two of us were being manipulated by Miku?
Noble: Was this Miku the entire mastermind of this entire plot, just to hook her sister up?! Oh my God, the twist ending, guys!!! Miku was behind it all!!!

  • His Tokyo School Life playthrough is really funny, but here are some highlights:
    • (Karin Route) His reaction to Noble Maibigbutt stalking Karin for the entire day. This part is the funniest:

[Maibigbutt runs in front of a taxi.]
Taxi Driver: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Noble: Oh my God.
Maibigbutt: Sorry! I want you to follow that car!
Noble: Oh my God!!! He is totally fucking stalking her right now!!!

  • (Sakura Route) When the girls convince Sakura not to overwork herself in the hospital:

"Yeah, what they said! (Joisey gangster voice) Yeah, boss! What they said, boss!"

Nasuka: So, Noble, what brings you to Japan?
Real Noble: (struggles with words) Nnnnheeeh, not waifus? (laughs) Oh God, I should have thought that one over. Ohh!
Game Noble: Oh I'm just visiting. Y'know, taking in the boobgrabs.
(Real Noble "loses his sh!t")

  • When Nasuka leaves Noble and her sisters to make ramen:

Game Noble: Sooooo...
Real Noble: (while Game Noble hesitates) ...ahhh, we can make this awkward! (laughs) It's already up to a great start! Ah, (hums) "Dot dot dot." (blows air)
Game Noble: What cup sizes you rock-
(Noble loses his sh!t)
(Caption: *Game Over Cam*)
Real Noble: That's how you break the ice! Okay, great, that's fantastic. All the references.

  • In Sakura Swim Club:

(When describing a character's cosplay tail.)
(Beat)
Noble (mock curious): Where is the tail coming out of?...
(Beat, Aside Glance, caption "FAMILY FRIENDLY")

  • In Ep. 7, Noble laughing his ass off and wondering what the hell just happened, as Hiromi gets tangled up in controller cords, her clothes inexplicably (until it's explained) falling off her body.
  • In HuniePop:
    • (Ep. 5) When Noble answers "yes" to Audrey's stealing question.

Audrey: I'm not trying to hang out with a pussy.
Noble: Ohhhhh, great. These women are lovely.

Audrey: Oh my God! Fine!
Noble: (laughs) Okay, jeez! Alright, so we're elected to "God! All right fine, we'll do it."
(scene transition "To the Beautiful Landscape")
Noble: Cool beans here. It's evening, it's nice, and it's-
Audrey: Ha ha, gaaay!
(Beat Panel from Noble, clearly not impressed.)

Noble (surprised): NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! NO! DON'T FAP TO IT! (laughs)

Santa: Don't look at me, Koji...
Noble: (acting as her) Don't look at me, I'm an idiot!

  • (Ep. 15) While Koji and Santa talk about not seeing the real Santa Claus in the workshop:

Koji: What about you, though? Why am I allowed to see you?
Santa: I told you before... It's okay if it's Koji...
Koji: [But] why am I the exception?

  • Noble then interprets Santa's flustered face as her shouting like a Tsundere:
Santa: Dad told me!
  • "Kawaii...? Am I Kawaii desu ne??!"
  • When Santa is describing her (very unique) reasons for liking Christmas.

Koji: I can understand that feeling.
Noble: (in an Aside Comment, whispering) No, I can't really understand it at all. (laughs)

Noble: And now, we're ready to go back [in time] and murder our parents. (smiles, thumbs up) Yeaahhh!
(Caption: WOO MURDER!)

  • In Nekopara Vol. 2:
    • When Chocola tries to lie her way out with Shigure (she ate takoyaki along with Vanilla and Kashou), Noble doesn't buy it one bit.
    • (Ep. 11) When Shigure wishes Kashou good night and leaves on a taxi:

Noble: Aww. Alright, you have a good night too, girl. Hn. Hn. Get the fuck out. (laughs)

  • When Coconut says to Kashou that she learned how to do online order receipts:

Coconut: Chocola taught me how to do it! Purr purr purr~ ♪
Noble: Ahh! (chuckles) Wow, Chocola? I thought she was retarded. I mean, uh, I thought she was.. "special." (laughs) So yeah. Just like me, guys.

  • Coconut, having interrupted Kashou and Chocola's foreplay, is made by him to stay for unclear reasons. She is struggling with her emotions, between attraction to Kashou and embarrasment at herself. As this dramatic scene full of tension unfolds, we see her fidgeting fingers and her glaring eyes that start to tear up. This is extremely awkward, and Kashou, conflicted with his own attraction, is aware of hers too. Coconut sighs in anguish. Then:

Kashou: (thinking) ...She's so damn sexy.
(Noble laughs, almost at his door.)
Noble: God damnit, Kashou! Yeah alright, big guy.

  • (Ep. 12) Noble laughing at the "Do you want to do... pervy stuff with me?" line.
  • (Ep. 15, 17:30) Noble playing up Kashou's Tsundere-like dialogue.

"Is he being tsundere?! Oh, Kashou, I love it!"

  • (Finale) Noble completely "loses his sh!t" when Shigure gets hyped up about the news of Azuki joining Kashou's harem:

Shigure: (In a horribly awkward Engrish) Hey, brother! Lessay Nekoparase! WOOOO~OOOO YEAH WOOOO~ YEAHH!
 (Noble is stunned, and then:)
Noble: Ohh, that was Engrish!! OHH MYY GOD! (laughs) That was Engrish!!

  • In Don't Die Dateless, Dummy! Ep. 2, when Rugmunch is talking to a sad girl:

Noble: "I'd like to be your friend, too"! Yeah, come on, you don't need to be sorry. I'd like be your friend.
I feel like that's the more appropriate thing: Get- Get right into the friend-zone.
(The caption quotes him)
Noble: Wait a minute. (laughs)

Dr. Candy (who wants the D so bad): Don't worry, Professor! I'm sure I can keep Takeshi suitably distracted.
Noble: (chuckle) Nooooo! No, the innuendos! We're screwed.
(Caption: SCREWED BOTH WAYS)
Noble: ..in that way, uh...

Takeshi: (narrating) I was about to protest this, but even as I sputtered and stuttered-
Noble: Bblrb-b-b-bb-bpt-Boobies!

  • (Ep. 3) When Dr. Candy kisses Takeshi on the lips right in front of his mom:

Noble: So what the fuck?! What is she smo- What the shit?!

    • (Ep. 5) While Takeshi and Asahi are having a moment in the forest:

Takeshi: (thinking) I could feel her tender skin upon my shoulder, I could feel her breath, see the concern and sorrow she wore in her eyes, and smell the scenet of a woman wafting off of her.
Noble: (laughs) Oh man, she's crying and depressed, but (sniffs) hmm, smells gooood! (laughs)

    • Later:

(Takeshi): I reminded myself that as a soldier or warrior or whatever she was exactly-
Noble: Nudist. Stripper. (laughs) Who knows?

    • Noble gets distracted:

(Takeshi): Asahi considered [Takeshi's suggestion of moving] before giving me a quick nod, allowing her hand to fall from my shoulder.
Noble: Ohh..! ..My cursor was on her tits. (click) You know why. (laughs) So, ah-
Asahi: Right. We can't afford to remain stationary for long.
(Takeshi): Unable to argue with this, I slowly forced myself up to my fee-
Noble: I mean, can you blame me?! It just gravitates to the center of the screen! It pulls you in! (laughs)

  • In If You Met Your Anime Waifu:

Maibigbutt: I spent over 6 thousand dollars on figurines but it was all worth it..
Noble: Six thousand dollars of figurines, man?! What are you doing?
 Maibigbutt: My parents, who are dead because I'm a protagonist, didn't care-
(Noble completely "loses his sh!t")
Noble: Ahh, you got me with that one! Ahhh, you got me good with that one.

    • When Maibigbutt gets Momo at his bedroom:

Maibigbutt: I love To-Love RU! I've seen your tits so many times!
(Noble laughs hard)
Noble: That is not how you talk to your new waifu! (facepalm) Ohhh no. But yeah, you really do.

Yuri: I just want to pull you skin open and crawl inside of-
Noble: You know, maybe that's a little much, there! Maybe we should calm down a bit, alright?!

BBC announcer: [The game] features a group of high school girls in a book club [...]
Noble: (while the report plays) "In a book club." Not in a literature club, not a literature- A "book club".
(pauses the video)
Noble: Aight you know, I'm not over that! She said a f*****g book club. A f*****g book club. And it's literally in the title of the game! Doki, Doki, Literature Club!
Why is that triggering me so much?

"Uh, is it just me, or did you mess up a little bit of the text there? Did you not know how to place text in a freaking mainstream news network- I'm sorry, what?"

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