Lost Pause/Quotes
"So many people ask me how to get good at youtube...
You think I started good? XD
Just keep making videos and you'll gradually get better."
"Come on, guys! Make everybody happy! That's what we're about at Lost Pause. Making people happy! ...And tits."
"What's cracking, guys? Back with another age-restricted video!"—The Anime Man, impersonating Noble during the Youtubers Q&A panel at Otakuthon 2016
"Virtual Noble is not really a good conversationalist, and kind of a creeper."—Noble on his persona, Hatsune Miku Waifu Game - Ep 5 - SHE CAN SPEAK!
Kaede: Perhaps merely having someone to share your problems with can make a world of difference.
(Noble: It really can. Venting those problems out on some helpless poor bastard is a great way to feel better! Let me tell ya that!)
Sakura: (to Noble Maibigbutt) If there's anything that bothers you [about the manga rough sketch I'm working on], please let me know without holding back.
Maibigbutt: Really?
Sakura: I'd be very thankful for that. I'm a novice, so I know it won't be good right off the bat.
Noble: Yeah, that's pretty much how it always goes, man. I'm fucking embarrassed as shit to watch my old YouTube videos. (laughs) I'm kinda embarrassed to watch my new ones too, but that's a different matter!
"Hey look, there's no butts all over the [thumbnail] screen this time. Somebody needs to fix that!"
"Assemble the Santa legion! We have an army."—Noble, his proposed solution to a dramatic problem in Santa's route, I FELL IN LOVE WITH SANTA CLAUS (Santa End) - Ep 15 - Sakura Santa.
"Well thank you for this nice lovely exposition, as your house is on fire!"
Noble: We complemented her titties. Now she's in love with us. (chuckle) Makes sense.
(Caption: SO REALISTIC)
Michelle: Rose, calm down.
Noble: "Calm those tittles." (laughs) I've been wanting to use that line so long!
Rose: Just... the sooner Kenji is back, the better...
Noble: Man! She really cares! Oh, Rose!
(Caption from Rose: It's been 2 days but I LOVE him)
"You're falling into the waifu trap. Soon, you'll be a degenerate... like the rest of us! (laughs) I'm so bad."
"It's no secret that anime has plenty of fan service, memes, and bizarre characters, and Lost Pause is not afraid to dig into these topics full on for his viewers. From Donald Trump being an anime to the struggle of loving anime girls, Lost Pause is a fun release from the more serious reviewers and rather takes on a much lighter tone when analyzing anime. Because anime is purely fictional and even ridiculous at times, it's good to take a step back and look at it without being too serious, and for this Lost Pause is the perfect guy for the job!"—Anime Impulse, 15 Best Anime YouTube Channels (Lost Pause is at 15)
"If you haven't noticed, there's been a little bit of.. drama with me and YouTube going around lately.
So let's just mix it up and do something fun for a change with a Noble Senpai."
"There were some trying times on this channel. I seriously almost gave up hope. I almost just broke down when YouTube suspended me. All at once, so many things just flew by right at my face. I seriously thought they were out to, like, destroy me and do things.
But then you guys came in and actually saved me. You guys just went on to the Reddit, you guys went everywhere, you tried your damnedest.
And when I made the second channel, I thought: "Well I'm gonna start over from scratch", but no. You guys all came. You guys all came back. And that was...
I had no words, other than just deep gratitude to it. And then when I saw you guys in person at the cons, some of you were even crying and saying "Noble, you gave me happiness" and "You saved me".
You guys did all this and I'm just... filled with gratitude that I was able to give something back to all of you as well as you guys have given me. 'Cause sometimes, I feel like I didn't deserve any of this, because...
I was at the brink of nothing. I was losing hope for my own life before I even started YouTube because my family was going bankrupt and I was getting pressured to take on just low-wage salaries, to quit college, just to go out, just so we could survive. But I just kept pressing, getting very little sleep, doing the grind and having fun trying my best in my off time, and it actually paid off.
Anime titties actually paid off."—Noble to his fanbase, Something I've been holding back for a long time... (1 million subscriber special video, April 2017)
"I'd say this is a 100% accurate super realist portrayal of me. Jiggle physics included."
"Why is it that even if a girl treats me bad, I still accept and love her? I need waifu help."
"This game wastes no time with fan service. That's my kind of game."
"I still stand by the bigger your boobs are in this game, the more plot relevance you have."
"And so the boobie adventure begins..."
"Clench the Butts!"
"Did somebody order some drama with their boobies?"
"No animated Japanese school girls will be safe from me..."
"Boobs are cool... but stay in school."
"Noble approved!"[1]
"Sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good, and when it's bad, it's still pretty good!"