Jurassic Park: The Game/Funny

• The argument between Garry and Jess as seen here starting at 8:43:

Garry: So you are smoking now? What else are you doing that I don't know about?
Jess: What? Mom didn't tell you I was stripping?

• Most of Billy and Oscar's references to past Noodle Incidents qualify:

Billy (discussing Nima's plans for the embryos): She may be a pain in the ass, but she knows what she's doing.
Oscar: That's what you said about that waitress in Colombia's cooking!
Billy: Hey, that wasn't her fault! It was salmonella!

• Billy's Deadpan Snarker attitude tends to provide many of these too:

Oscar: You're supposed to be at the crash site.
Billy: Yeah, um... the plan didn't factor in an angry T.rex, so we had to change it. I didn't think about engaging it in a knife fight, sorry.

• Even a few of the death scenes are quite funny, if you have a dark sense of humour. Some standout examples:
  • This one from near the end of Episode 1. DOUBLE KILL!!
  • This one when Oscar fails to hide from a raptor in time. Damn...
  • This one. Don't drop your knife, Oscar.
  • This one. Especially how the raptor just looks down at what she just threw and seems to think "lol um... that was awkward..."
  • This one when Jess fails to escape some raptors. More for the Narmtastic Big No from Gerry, though.
  • This one, showing Billy's Too Dumb to Live death at the hands of the T.rex.
  • This one. You can't be "hanging around", Gerry.
  • This one. REAR.
  • This one where Gerry gets totally pwned by a flung shipping container.