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I Wanna Be the Guy/Haiku


I can make it this --
Bugger! *splat* Game over. Press
'R' to try again

-- Petranca

This is a haiku.
This haiku is a Brown Note.
You are dead. Again.

superfroggy

It does not matter
what kind of fruit it looks like.
It will still kill you.

-- Wolfman 2000

-- Komodin

Super hard jumping
Makes for many many deaths
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

-- Major Tom

Apples don't fall up.
They're more like giant cherries
or delicious fruit.

-- INUH

This video game
Despises you fervently
And makes sure you know.

So We Ate Them

Now I think I´m safe
What in the name of holy fuck?!
Did it just fall up?

Savato
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