I Wanna Be the Guy/Funny

• The boss battle with Dracula replicates the prologue dialogue from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night word-for-word, with The Kid replacing Richter. And then... he throws his wine glass at The Kid, killing him if he doesn't dodge it in time.
  • And the ending of that battle.

BEHOLD MY TRUE FORM, AND DESPAIR!!! *Turns into Waddle Doo*

• Also, "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. YOU JUMPED INTO A SWORD. YOU RETARD!"
  • This editor actually convinced someone to take the sword once. It's even funnier in third person.
• The ending, which allows you to die at the end of the credits.
  • You can dodge the apple.
  • They're actually more like giant cherries.
• Ryu from Street Fighter coming out of absolutely nowhere and hurricane kicking the Kid into a pulp.
• The special death if Kraidgief gets hold of you: Hokuto Shinken Spinning Piledriver!
• The error box trap. Always funny to watch someone playing for the first time get hit with it.
• The funny music that plays when you get hit by the airplane.
  • It's actually from Mario Paint.
• "Die, monster!-! WHOZAWHAT? YOU?!"
  • In the same cutscene:

The Guy: "No. Not The Guy. THE FATHER!
The Kid: "WHAT"

• • "Yes, I did have sex with your mother."