< HCBailly
HCBailly/Quotes
HC Bailly has a plan! Well, of course I have a plan. I always have a plan. It's just a matter of whether everything goes according to plan or not.
Hullo, this is HCBailly. And welcome back to Let's Play (title of game, always emphasized as if pronounced with three syllables)!—The opening of just about every single LP video he has ever made.
But will we achieve (insert goal here)? Find out next time, on Let's Play (title of game here, always emphasized as if pronounced with three syllables)! This is HCBailly, signing off. Have a good day!—The ending of just about every single LP video he has ever made.
GAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!—HC Bailly, suffering for his art.
Freaking Guardian Acorns!—HC Bailly, confronting his nemesis.
Narrator: And so, the Brave Warrior and Gwaelin set out to seek a new land...
Gwaelin: "Are We There Yet??"
Warrior: "No."
Gwaelin: "Dost thou love me?"
Warrior: "No."
Gwaelin: "But thou-"
Warrior: "Shut up! Just shut up! You know how screwed up our kids are gonna be? I hate, hate, hate, hate, hatehatehate...HATE...YOU!—HC Bailly, enacting a Happy Ending.
Can Squall make it back to the ship in time? What can we do if he does? Hot women with machine guns! Hahahahaha! How do you beat that? I mean, Quistis... with a machine gun! Hahahahaha! I just find that hilarious, it just comes out of freaking nowhere like "Oh yeah, now we're gonna bring the guns"! What the hell?! Hahahahahahahaha! Ohhhh, I love this game...sometimes.
MORE PARTY MEMBERS! What next, new-borns?
MOOORE PARTY MEMBERS! A new-born! How much younger can you get?!
These chest better contain more than just potions... Dammit... Dammit... Dammit!
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