Funny Aneurysm Moment/Quotes
Red: Do you know what today is?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who's the funny guy?
Saul: Tuesday.
Red: This is my cat's birthday today.
Dale Denton: I don't see a cat in here. I'm sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Elmyra: My ultimate petsie-wetsie is almost complete! All that's missing is... the brain! Dizzygor! Give me the brain!
Elmyra: Ooooooh! I'll play with you later!
[Dizzy opens a jar and deposits The Brain in Elmyra's hand]
Brain: The obvious nature of this pondering belittles us all.
"Hindsight's a bitch, ain't it?"
Angol Moa: Let's say your actions, uncle, are made into an anime TV series on Pokopen.
Keroro: I... I don't even want to think about it!
Keroro: Hmm... yes! We do have a lot of kiddie fans.
Angol Moa: If that were to happen, and the contents were too violent or inhumane, it wouldn't make a good impression, and might violate some broadcast regulations.
Keroro: Hmm... that is possible!
Angol Moa: And what if, by unfortunate coincidence, a similar incident were to occur around the same time it was broadcast on your show?—Keroro Gunsou, Encounter 75: An Invasion of Convenience?
"I feel in my bones that this [a soap opera about the British Royal Family] could be a winner. Princess Diana would be the star eventually, of course. She is at present starring in her own soap opera, and the whole country wants to know what will happen to her next."—Adrian Mole, diary entry of the 30th August 1997, Adrian Mole: The Cappuccino Years
Simon: So, that was 'Come as You Are' by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain is now the top-earning dead celebrity. So, not Bruce Forsythe.
Simon: If you're watching that on a repeat, and he is dead, (more laughter) that is inaccurate.
[audience laughter]—Never Mind the Buzzcocks- Series 19, Episode 5