Death by Sex/Quotes

"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement, wild like an enraged shark, his bulky totem beating a seductive rhythm. Mary's body felt like it was burning, even though the room was properly air-conditioned. They tried all the positions: on top, doggy, and normal. Exhausted, they collapsed onto the recently extended sofa bed. Then, a hell-beast ate them."

—Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

Shawn: Virgins are always safe.
Cory: Thanks for saving me, Topanga.
Jack: I'm dead.
Eric: I'm dead.

Shawn: I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.

—Boy Meets World, "And Then There was Shawn"

"Don't forget, folks,
that's what you get, folks,

for makin' whoopie."

—Gus Kahn, "Makin' Whoopee"

"Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?"

—Camper Van Beethoven, "Axe Murderer Song"

"No sex!"

—Father Malius, Happy Hell Night

"You're going to have sex? Don't! Every time someone has sex in a horror story they get murdered!"

—Barney, Evil Laugh

"Dead man, I'm a dead man."
The joking reply to ways to survive a horror movie in Scream.