Chick Magnet/Quotes

"Deeply swayed by Adell's manliness and cologne, Yukimaru has joined the group!"

—Adell (unwittingly) shows us how it's done in Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories

"Does Parker know anyone who isn't a stunningly beautiful woman?"

—The Chameleon on Peter Parker, Spider-Man

"Hold on a minute. We've got us another one!"

—Chisame, as yet another girl joins Negi's harem, Mahou Sensei Negima

Apollo: So, why did you get into music?

Klavier: It's simple, really. I want women to turn and look at me when I walk down the street.

—Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney

"You guys are just jealous because every chick on the show wanted to be my girlfriend while you chumps had to settle for fan speculation over my sister!

—Sokka to Aang and Zuko, Avatar: The Last Puppet Bender

Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,
A girl's not a tonic or a pill!
Hang up the chick habit, hang it up daddy,

You're just jumpin' for a spill.

—April March, Chick Habit

"You should also know that Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a man. He's a situation that me and most of my friends are all having."

—The Huffington Post

"There were so many girls around me that I started to think about the importance of my life and existence."

—Franken, Noblesse

"Besides, if he wants kids, Gale won’t have any trouble finding a wife. He’s good-looking, he’s strong enough to handle the work in the mines, and he can hunt. You can tell by the way the girls whisper about him when he walks by in school that they want him."

—Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

"My God, is there a single female on this entire stupid ship that doesn't have some sort of thing for you!?"

—Ryoko Subaru regarding the main character, Martian Successor Nadesico

"Leave some ladies for the rest of us!"

—Bolin, to Mako, The Legend of Korra

Sasuke: David Bowie will never understand the pain I feel inside. The pain that comes from being intensely gorgeous and loved by millions of people around the world. God, I hate myself.

David Bowie: Actually, I totally get where you're coming from, Sasuke.

—Naruto: The Abridged Comedy Fandub Spoof Series Show

Amy: And out of all those "friends", how many would you say, just out of curiosity, were girls?
Doctor: Oh...some of them, I suppose. Must have been.
Amy: Some?
Doctor: It's hard to tell, it's a grey area.
Amy: Under half, over half?

Doctor: Probably - slightly - a little bit over?

—Doctor Who, "Meanwhile in the TARDIS"