The Golden Girls (season 7)
The seventh and final season of The Golden Girls premiered on NBC on September 21, 1991, and concluded on May 9, 1992. The season consisted of 26 episodes. It was the only season of the show that aired additional scenes during the final credits.
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| Country of origin | United States |
| No. of episodes | 26 |
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| Original network | NBC |
| Original release | September 21, 1991 – May 9, 1992 |
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Broadcast history
The season originally aired Saturdays at 8:00-8:30 pm (EST) on NBC from September 21, 1991 to May 9, 1992.[1][2]
Episodes
| No. overall | No. in season | Title | Directed by | Written by | Original air date | |
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| 155 | 1 | "Hey, Look Me Over" | Lex Passaris | Mitchell Hurwitz | September 21, 1991 | |
| A photograph appears to show Rose's late husband Charlie in bed with Blanche; Sophia resists getting a hearing aid. | ||||||
| 156 | 2 | "The Case of the Libertine Belle" | Lex Passaris | Tom Whedon | September 28, 1991 | |
| The girls participate in a murder-mystery weekend and Dorothy excels as a keen amateur sleuth. But when the show is over and the case is solved, there is a real stabbing, and Blanche is the prime suspect. This episode was meant as parody of the CBS series, Murder, She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury, who was a close friend of Bea Arthur. | ||||||
| 157 | 3 | "Beauty and the Beast" | Lex Passaris | Marc Cherry and Jamie Wooten | October 5, 1991 | |
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Blanche wants her granddaughter Melissa (Alisan Porter) to win the Little Miss Beauty contest, completely oblivious to how unhappy it makes her. Meanwhile, Dorothy hires a nurse to look after a wheelchair-bound Sophia, who is less than thrilled when her nurse turns out to be an old enemy from Shady Pines, although when the two later bond, Dorothy becomes jealous. Guest star: Edie McClurg as Nurse DeFarge. | ||||||
| 158 | 4 | "That's for Me to Know" | Lex Passaris | Kevin Abbott | October 12, 1991 | |
| Documenting family history, Dorothy discovers a photo of Sophia as a young bride with a groom, "Guido," who is not Dorothy's father. Sophia reveals that she went through with an arranged marriage in Sicily, Italy, then had it annulled and emigrated to America. Dorothy praises her as women's rights pioneer. When Blanche plans to have a hot tub installed, a city inspector informs her that continuing to have more than two renters would require her to make home improvements she cannot afford. The women argue over who should move out, then make up. Rather than evict any of the women, Blanche agrees to share the title with them, making them co-owners of the property. | ||||||
| 159 | 5 | "Where's Charlie?" | Lex Passaris | Gail Parent and Jim Vallely | October 19, 1991 | |
| After Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Rose becomes convinced Charlie is trying to contact her from the grave with the message that he disapproves of her relationship with Miles. The issue spirals when Sophia pretends to have been possessed by Charlie, causing Rose to break up with Miles. Sophia later confesses to what she did at Dorothy's behest, so Rose, spurred on by her anger towards Sophia, refuses to talk to her. Blanche begins coaching her new baseball-player boyfriend, Stevie (Tim Thomerson) but is angered when he reveals Blanche inspired him to pursue cross-dressing. | ||||||
| 160 | 6 | "Mother Load" | Lex Passaris | Don Seigel and Jerry Perzigian | October 26, 1991 | |
| Blanche begins dating newscaster Jerry Kennedy (Peter Graves), who has an overprotective, overbearing mother. Simultaneously, Rose tries to find out embarrassing secrets about Jerry for a comedy roast. Blanche decides to invite Jerry and his mother to dinner to settle the dispute, but it leads to Jerry ending his relationship with Blanche to get back together with his estranged wife. Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him, and the counselor suggests Stan is only vying for Dorothy's affection to get close to Sophia so he can project to her the affection his mother did not accept from him. | ||||||
| 161 | 7 | "Dateline: Miami" | Peter D. Beyt | Marc Cherry and Jamie Wooten | November 2, 1991 | |
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As she prepares to go out on a Saturday night, Dorothy realizes she is the only one with a date. As Dorothy stays out long past midnight, the other girls are reminiscing about some of the worst dates they have ever had. Guest star: Fred Willard as Bob, Lynnie Greene as Young Dorothy | ||||||
| 162 163 | 8 9 | "The Monkey Show" | Lex Passaris | Mitchell Hurwitz and Marc Sotkin | November 9, 1991 | |
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As a hurricane threatens Miami, Dorothy discovers that Stan is "moving on" with her sister, Gloria, while Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a lighthouse. Dorothy later catches Gloria with Stan in her bed, then learns that Sophia pushed Stan and Gloria together. As the storm intensifies, Dorothy and Sophia get into a fight and Sophia goes out into the hurricane. Guest star: Dena Dietrich as Gloria Note: One-hour episode. Cop #2 is played by Matthew Saks, one of Bea Arthur's sons. | ||||||
| 164 | 10 | "Ro$e Love$ Mile$" | Lex Passaris | Don Seigel, Jerry Perzigian, Richard Vaczy, and Tracy Gamble | November 16, 1991 | |
| Rose, tired of Miles' penny-pinching ways, decides to take Blanche's advice and go out with her and some big spenders. Meanwhile, Blanche has been left in charge of Sophia while Dorothy is away, and Sophia decides to go to Sicily, Italy to square things with the man she stood up at the altar decades earlier. | ||||||
| 165 | 11 | "Room 7" | Peter D. Beyt | Tracy Gamble and Richard Vaczy | November 23, 1991 | |
| After a choking spell renders her unconscious, Sophia has an after-life experience, seeing her late husband in heaven, which Dorothy refuses to believe. Meanwhile, Blanche is distraught over the demolition of her grandmother's plantation, so the girls travel to Atlanta, Georgia, where Blanche handcuffs herself to the radiator. | ||||||
| 166 | 12 | "From Here to the Pharmacy" | Lex Passaris | Gail Parent and Jim Vallely | December 7, 1991 | |
| Blanche does not remember Bill, a soldier returning from the Persian Gulf, or their promise to be faithful. He sweeps her off her feet and she has wholesome visions of a life together. Blanche feels let down by his mundane civilian job as a pharmacist. After Bill helps a frightened young mother treat her sick baby, Blanche affirms that he is a hero, but they admit they barely know each other; they agree to continue dating, but not exclusively. Rose helps Sophia prepare her will, and Dorothy is incensed to learn Sophia has hoarded $35,000 from Dorothy's brother and sister while Dorothy has supported Sophia. Dorothy cuts Sophia off, but reinstates the status quo because she enjoys helping Sophia. Sophia wanted to be a good provider posthumously, but decides to spend some of her money on Dorothy while they can enjoy things together. | ||||||
| 167 | 13 | "The Pope's Ring" | Lex Passaris | Kevin Abbott | December 14, 1991 | |
| Sophia attends Pope John Paul II's Papal mass in Miami, hoping to get a blessing for her hospitalized friend Agnes. Sophia obtains the pope's piscatory ring and hopes to trade it for the blessing, but at Dorothy's insistence she simply returns it. For Rose's birthday, Blanche hires a private detective to spy on Miles, whom she suspects might have an affair as a result of a midlife crisis. When Rose learns Miles is having surgery, she fears he is dying; actually, he is having cosmetic surgery on his old-looking eyes. The Pope arrives to bless the hospital's patients, including Agnes. | ||||||
| 168 | 14 | "Old Boyfriends" | Peter D. Beyt | Jamie Wooten and Marc Cherry | January 4, 1992 | |
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Sophia dates and develops feelings for Marvin, whom she met through a personal ad, but is annoyed that his sister Sarah always accompanies them. Marvin admits that Sarah is his wife; she is dying, and wants to help him choose a suitable successor. With Sarah's blessing, Sophia agrees to marry Marvin. Sophia changes her mind after recognizing the unique, lifelong love Marvin and Sarah share; she and Dorothy help them realize they should focus on spending their remaining time together. Rose cannot remember visiting acquaintance Thor Anderson from St. Olaf, Minnesota, who declares his love for her. Rose realizes she once dated him to make her eventual husband Charlie jealous, and admits this to Thor. He steals a single kiss and leaves happy when Rose recalls the details of their first kiss, 40 years earlier; Rose confides to Blanche that Thor is a memorably bad kisser. Guest stars: Ken Berry as Thor, Betty Garrett as Sarah. | ||||||
| 169 | 15 | "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon" | Lex Passaris | Gail Parent and Jim Vallely | January 11, 1992 | |
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Dorothy's 11th-grade English teacher Malcolm Gordon, on whom she had a crush, relocates to Miami, Florida; only six years older than her, he romances her and suggests a professional collaboration. When he submits her work as his own, she ends their association. Sophia encourages Dorothy to still have hope for the future. Newly promoted associate producer Rose arranges for Dorothy and Blanche to appear on a talk show about female roommates, not realizing that the show is about lesbian relationships. Blanche and Dorothy both receive romantic attention from women; an initially angry Blanche forgives Rose after an attractive younger man who saw the show asks Blanche out with the intention of changing her sexual orientation through passionate lovemaking. Guest star: James T. Callahan as Malcolm Gordon. | ||||||
| 170 | 16 | "The Commitments" | Lex Passaris | Tracy Gamble and Richard Vaczy | January 25, 1992 | |
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Blanche goes out with Dorothy's blind date, Jerry, so Dorothy can attend "Beatlemania". Blanche falls in love with Jerry, a recent widower, but is distressed by their lack of physical intimacy; they have not kissed after five dates. He is appalled by her blatant seduction at a no-tell motel, and explains that he wants to romance her slowly; Blanche feels "like a lady." Dorothy dates Don, Beatlemania's George Harrison impersonator. She convinces him to leave the show and perform his own material, but the effort is disastrous. Rose agrees to go out with Don for coffee, but only because he is temporarily playing Paul McCartney. Guest stars: Ken Howard as Jerry, Terry Kiser as Don. | ||||||
| 171 | 17 | "Questions and Answers" | Lex Passaris | Don Seigel and Jerry Perzigian | February 8, 1992 | |
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Dorothy participates in a local audition for Jeopardy! While studying, she has a nightmare that she plays against Charley Dietz and returning champion Rose; Rose wins despite her preposterous responses. At the actual audition, Dorothy bests a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon, but is such a sore winner that she is denied a spot. Rose's roommates give her a rescue dog, Jake, when her hospital volunteerism gets her down; Rose takes Jake on patient visits. Elderly patient Mrs. Hubbard dies, and Rose gives Jake to Mr. Hubbard so the widower will have companionship. Guest stars: Alex Trebek, Johnny Gilbert and Merv Griffin as themselves, and David Leisure as Charley Dietz. | ||||||
| 172 | 18 | "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan" | Lex Passaris | Marc Sotkin | February 15, 1992 | |
| Needing a good news story for sweeps week, Rose produces a piece on Angelo's bug-infested apartment. But Dorothy and Stan had inherited the building and are Angelo's landlords; Stan had agreed to handle all building issues for the uninterested Dorothy. They are charged with violating Miami's housing codes, and are sentenced to live together in the building until it is brought up to code. Stan tries to seduce Dorothy, but she locks him out of the apartment and returns home the net morning after an exterminator eliminates the infestation. Sophia goes shoe-shopping; she fumes over buying the same "old-lady shoes" every year, but Dorothy points out that Sophia finds all other shoes uncomfortable. Dorothy admits she felt tempted to sleep with Stan; Sophia says Stan is a permanent, comfortable part of Dorothy's life, like the shoes are to Sophia. | ||||||
| 173 | 19 | "Journey to the Center of Attention" | Lex Passaris | Jamie Wooten and Marc Cherry | February 22, 1992 | |
| Blanche takes a lonely Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor, Blanche's favorite hangout, and gets more than she bargained for when Dorothy's singing is a hit with all the guys; Sophia hosts her own wake. | ||||||
| 174 175 | 20 21 | "A Midwinter Night's Dream" | Lex Passaris | Kevin Abbott (Part 1) Tom Whedon (Part 2) | February 29, 1992 | |
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A full moon on Leap Day prompts Blanche to throw a Moonlight Madness Party, but Dorothy gets all the attention; Rose proposes to Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris, France. The full moon and festivities prompt strange happenings: Dorothy and Miles find themselves sharing a passionate kiss, and Blanche's necklace disappears while she necks with a British man. Note: One-hour episode. | ||||||
| 176 | 22 | "Rose: Portrait of a Woman" | Lex Passaris | Robert Spina | March 7, 1992 | |
| It is Miles's birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club; Blanche suggests she spice up her relationship by giving him naughty pictures instead. Meanwhile, Career Day results in a new job for Dorothy. | ||||||
| 177 | 23 | "Home Again, Rose: Part 1" | Peter D. Beyt | Gail Parent | April 25, 1992 | |
| Rose is upset when she misses her high-school reunion, so Blanche persuades the girls to crash a reunion held in Miami but during the festivities, Rose suffers a heart attack. | ||||||
| 178 | 24 | "Home Again, Rose: Part 2" | Peter D. Beyt | Jim Vallely | May 2, 1992 | |
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As Rose undergoes triple bypass surgery, Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia grapple with the possibility of losing her. Meanwhile, Rose's daughter Kirsten arrives and expresses her disapproval of her mother's living arrangements. Guest star: Lee Garlington as Kirsten. | ||||||
| 179 180 | 25 26 | "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest" | Lex Passaris | Don Seigel and Jerry Perzigian (Part 1) Mitchell Hurwitz (Part 2) | May 9, 1992 | |
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Blanche needs someone to entertain her visiting Uncle Lucas and persuades Dorothy to go out with him. Uncle Lucas makes a joking marriage proposal that soon becomes sincere. As Dorothy's wedding day approaches, everyone prepares for changes in the household: Rose plans to move in with her daughter and Sophia plans to move with Dorothy and Lucas to Atlanta, Georgia. However upon learning about Dorothy's upcoming wedding, Stan makes plans of his own to stop Dorothy from marrying Lucas. Guest star: Leslie Nielsen as Lucas. Notes: "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest" won an Emmy for Outstanding Technical Direction/Camera/Video for a Series. | ||||||
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