Noval Strike (5e Spell)

You invoke the almighty powers of the universe to conjure forth a large number 9 made out of wood, so that you may bash people about the head with it. They definitely deserve what's coming to them.

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Noval Strike

9th-level Evocation
Casting time:	1 action
Range:	Touch
Components:	V, S
Duration:	Instantaneous

The number 9 can be used as a magical greatclub. When doing so, you make a melee spell attack, dealing 1d4 bludgeoning damage on a hit.

At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 10th level or higher, the most powerful being in the universe (usually a god or great old one) will come down personally and tell you that you are a complete idiot for attempting to cast a 10th level spell, and slap you about the face with a fish. This deals 1d4 bludgeoning and 9d20 psychic damage to you.

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