Banana Armor (3.5e Equipment)

A man walks into the bar wearing what appears to be a giant banana made of shining yellow-painted metal. Everyone in the bar freezes, unsure of whether or not to attack this bizarre spectacle.

Banana Armor [Heavy ]

Maximum Dex Bonus: +1 Armor Check Penalty: –6 Arcane Spell Failure Chance: 35% Hardness: 10
Size	Cost		Armor Bonus	Weight	Hit Points
	Humanoid	Nonhumanoid
Fine	175 gp	300 gp	+3	3-1/2 lb.	1
Diminutive	175 gp	300 gp	+3	3-1/2 lb.	3
Tiny	175 gp	300 gp	+3	3-1/2 lb.	7
Small	300 gp	550 gp	+6	17-1/2 lb.	15
Medium	300 gp	550 gp	+6	35 lb.	30
Large	550 gp	1,050 gp	+6	70 lb.	60
Huge	1,050 gp	2,050 gp	+6	175 lb.	120
Gargantuan	2,050 gp	4,050 gp	+6	280 lb.	240
Colossal	4,050 gp	8,050 gp	+6	420 lb.	480
Speed^1 Base 20 ft. 30 ft. 40 ft. 50 ft. 60 ft. 70 ft. 80 ft. 90 ft. 100 ft. Armored 15 ft. 20 ft. 30 ft. 35 ft. 40 ft. 50 ft. 55 ft. 60 ft. 70 ft. When running in heavy armor, you move only triple your speed, not quadruple.

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Description/Notes

Despite the name, Banana Armor functions as a suit of Banded Mail. Wearing this armor grants the wearer a +2 equipment bonus to Bluff an Diplomacy checks made to improve a creatures attitude. Additionally, at the start of an encounter all enemies rolling initiative who can see the wearer take a -2 penalty to Initiative

The suit includes gauntlets.

See Also

• Armor Qualities
• Magic Armor
• Banded Mail
• Banana

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